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Posted By: perv Posted On: Apr 6, 2004 Views: 854 | My Ultimate Robot Wakes me up to a morning BJ, while playing a jenna jameson porn on its attached LCD screen. Afetrwards, it showers, shaves and dresses me (all the while I'm still asleep...the BJ took a lot out of me, ya know?). Then, it cooks me a nice breakfast, drives me to work, types my reports, makes me lunch, drives me home later that night and cooks me a nice dinner. It then tucks me in at night and puts me asleep the same way it wakes me up. Now that's one kick ass robot. Oh, it can clean my house too. And not once will it ever complain. |
Posted By: some guy Posted On: Apr 6, 2004 Views: 848 | RE: My Ultimate Robot you dont need a robot for that....just find yourself a good b*tch. |
Posted By: Beerliquor Posted On: Apr 6, 2004 Views: 839 | RE: My Ultimate Robot Surely you can shave and dress yourself, come on! |
Posted By: perv Posted On: Apr 6, 2004 Views: 836 | RE: My Ultimate Robot shaving and dressing one's self is for suckers. |
Posted By: dave Posted On: Apr 6, 2004 Views: 825 | RE: My Ultimate Robot sorry some guy, I have yet to meet a bitch, let alone a good one that had a built in LCD with jenna jamison on tap. One revision to your robot though. It would give me a BJ at lunch, the drive to work, the drive home, During breakfast, (as well as lunch and dinner) It would also suck me off during down time after work. thats about all for the mods though, other than that you hit the nail on the head |