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Posted By: Roxtar

Posted On: Apr 7, 2004
Views: 719
R2-D2 is the obvious choice

ok, he can fix anything, is always there when you need him, never getting in your face when you don't want him (C-3P0), not on any quest to become "more human" (this means you data, number5, bicentennial man, david from AI), and dosen't take up much space

also, pris (from the movie bladerunner) was a replicant (basically an enhanced clone) and not a robot

vicki was perpetually a little girl (tv series small wonder)

bender lives in an apartment the size of a closet and interferes with satellite TV. plus he wants to kill al humans

rosie can't use stairs

robocop would rat on you for pirating music/software

the terminator is always breaking ****

pimpbot 5000 would never leave your girl alone when she came over

iron giant would require that you buy a bigger house

gort can be immobilized with plastic cups

robby the robot, too frickin big once again

ed 209 might just go off one day and kill your ass for sneezing

and finally, robot b-9, my name is NOT WILL ROBINSON


Posted By: perv

Posted On: Apr 7, 2004
Views: 715
RE: R2-D2 is the obvious choice

not many people realize this, but R2 and C3PO were among the few trailblazers for gay couples in movies. George Lucas, in his brilliance, knew that gay people would be very hip and trendy in the future, but at the time America wasn't ready for that kind of homo exposure, so he made a gay robot couple and put them in his movies. Of course, 3PO was the overtly gay male, and R2 was more reserved (3PO was the female of the relationship I guess). Their relationship gave many future gay people the courage to come out of the closet, including their costar, Marc Hamil, who is WAY gay. If it wasn't for R2 and 3PO, Marc Hamil would probably still be doing chicks. Or at least have a better career. Oh well...I'm rambling.


Posted By: Mr.Soul

Posted On: Apr 7, 2004
Views: 711
RE: R2-D2 is the obvious choice

I heard one of Lucas' gay love-bots just found its way out of his trailer and onto the set. Lucas just tried to pass it off as a script change. You ever wonder what that little "tool" R2D2 always whips out was? Well now you know.


Posted By: dave

Posted On: Apr 7, 2004
Views: 706
RE: R2-D2 is the obvious choice

who cares if data wants to be human, He could still kick the **** out of R2D2


Posted By: dave

Posted On: Apr 7, 2004
Views: 705
RE: RE: R2-D2 is the obvious choice

besides who wants a gay robot


Posted By: JellyBean

Posted On: Apr 8, 2004
Views: 687
RE: R2-D2 is the obvious choice

Why must all of our posts end with gay robots? Enough is enough. Can't we talk about something else?

(P.S. I think Bender has gay-robot issues.)


Posted By: some guy

Posted On: Apr 8, 2004
Views: 677
RE: R2-D2 is the obvious choice

he takes it in the can