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Posted By: mike

Posted On: Apr 25, 2004
Views: 1229
Who'd you rather?

This one's kinda off topic, though I'm really curious of the feedback I'd get. Please don't reply that I'm an asshole, or that I should get a life, or that I'm being a "sexist pig," because I know all this already, and telling me this would only make me angry and make other people angry whjo have to read about your problems with humor. Anyway, here it goes:

To all the GUYS: Who would you rather SEE having sex; A man and a woman or a shemale and a woman?

I'd rather see a man and a woman, because shemales
a) **** me off
b) Look disgusting


Posted By: DT

Posted On: Apr 25, 2004
Views: 1225
RE: Who'd you rather?

I personaly like the plain sex.


Ok, here's somthing for you. I think that everybody is a little gay. Why?

Guys - Do you like porn? If yes, do you like the man to have a small dick or a big one, I mean, if he has a small one then he's not doing the girl to much good is he? Don't act like you haven't looked for that either. Everyone I checked with does.

Girls - Do you like porn? If yes, do you like the girl to be all fat and ulgy? (no offence) No you don't, you want a girl that is halfway good looking. Thats the poing with porn, you want to be the person that is getting the good ****, and don't act like you don't look either.

I'm not saying that we should all join CCFL or CCFG. Just give'em a break. A few generations of gay people would thin us out a little anyway.


Posted By: koonkiller

Posted On: Apr 25, 2004
Views: 1220
RE: Who'd you rather?

i think mike would rater se some man on man stuff cause he is a fu*king fa*get!!!


Posted By: ChroMoly

Posted On: Apr 26, 2004
Views: 1190
RE: Who'd you rather?

Interesting. Dragonmaster posted something very similar to DT's post a couple of months back. Hmmm.

DragonTrainer
DragonTeaser
DragonTrader
DragonTester
DragonToucher
DragonTough
DragonTested
DragonTried
DragonTrue
DragonTwinkle
DragonTerrorist (AKA DragonTerist -gwbush)
DragonTourister


Posted By: perv

Posted On: Apr 26, 2004
Views: 1172
RE: Who'd you rather?

i like cinemax softcore porn more cause you dont have to see the guy's junk, and the chicks are usually hotter.


Posted By: Kiki Dee

Posted On: Apr 26, 2004
Views: 1165
RE: Who'd you rather?

Porn makers use the same techniques and tactics that department stores use to sell clothes. It's psychological, and it doesn't have anything to do with sexual preference.

If you notice: JC Penny, Sears, AE, Hollister, etc. They all use thin, sexy people to model their clothes. Why don't you ever see pudgy, average looking people modeling? Don't pudgy, average looking people dress in clothes from JC Penny? The Sears people wouldn't ever dream of using a model that is a size 12 or 14. OR even a size 3 with teeth that are too big or crooked.

Even the plus size or "big and tall" stores do that. Look at the Lane Bryant website. They sell clothes in sizes 16 and up, yet, you'll never see a model that's bigger than a size 24, and that's still a stretch. The majority of their models are between the sizes of 14 and 18, which some guys would still say is "too fat to ****," and those women, who are lovely people, aren't given the time of day. This torture isn't limited to women, though. Some overweight men, who are perfect otherwise, are overlooked simply because of their weight. It's sad, really.

But studies have been done; the clothes don't sell as well. Who wants to buy clothes from someone who is ugly or fat? I'm sure it's the same with porn. Porn makers want to make money; they're not in that industry for charity cases. And you CAN find porn to cater to fetishes: fat people, old people, peircings, shaven/non, children, animosity, feces, urine, etc. It's all gross, but it's all there. The second worst fetish in my book, petafilia being the absolute most disgustin: Feeding. A man (or woman) gets off on feeding his (or her) mate and making them grossly fat. I'm not talking 300, even 500 lbs. These people get to be up to 1,200 lbs. That one (and a couple others) crosses the line from sexual fetish to psychological disorder. Those people need serious help.


Posted By: Dave

Posted On: Apr 26, 2004
Views: 1158
RE: Who'd you rather?

good point, except you forgot midget porn


Posted By: perv

Posted On: Apr 27, 2004
Views: 1150
RE: Who'd you rather?

ha ha....I love midget porn. funny, and (sort of) erotic.


Posted By: Kiki Dee

Posted On: Apr 27, 2004
Views: 1145
RE: Who'd you rather?

I know I would have missed something. Hence, the "etc." on the end of my list.


Posted By: Aurora

Posted On: Apr 27, 2004
Views: 1138
RE: Who'd you rather?

You made an interesting point about psychological disorders Kiki, because according to the American Psychological Association, a fetish is just that. It can be found in the DSM IV (a book that lists all psychological disorders, and the symptoms needed to diagnose it), as a type of sexual disorder. Also listed are things like sadism, and masochism.

However in Japan, it’s quite the opposite. I was watching a show called “Sex TV” I am not sure if it is available in the states. It is a 30-minute show that covers the fringe activities of sex. The other night they were discussing comic books in Japan called “Manga” and essentially these books cover every type of sexual activity you could ever imagine, including ones you would never think of. It goes beyond simple bestiality, and evolves to an activity where the female is with insects. Or during a lesbian scene it will be discovered that the cute girl has a huge penis. It is not so interesting what their comics are about, but rather how open they are about their deep down desires.

Also, Japan has one of the most liberal censorship laws in the world; they are allowed to depict things in pornography, which the western world is not. Such as the aforementioned bestiality and very violent sex against women.

So next time you are on a train in Japan, and see person after person reading porn out in the open, try not to think anything of it.


Posted By: perv

Posted On: Apr 27, 2004
Views: 1134
RE: Who'd you rather?

Japan is also home to panty vending machines. No joke, in Japan you can buy used womens underwear from a vending machine. These vending machines are in public places too, like airports.

Domo arigato!


Posted By: mike

Posted On: Apr 27, 2004
Views: 1124
RE: Who'd you rather?

Wow. I love the direction that this thread has been taken in. I am honored to see that my question has spurred such intellectual discussion over fetishes, psychological disorders, and Japanese censorship. We are, however, getting off the point. I still want my question answered.

So who'd you rather see in action? A man and a woman or a shemale and a woman?


Posted By: Dave

Posted On: Apr 27, 2004
Views: 1120
RE: Who'd you rather?

Ever seen rock and roll midgets?


Posted By: perv

Posted On: Apr 28, 2004
Views: 1108
RE: Who'd you rather?

how about a she-male midget and a donkey?


Posted By: DT

Posted On: Apr 28, 2004
Views: 1086
RE: Who'd you rather?

I was hoping that nobody would pick that up ChroMoly. I read that to and thought that it fit here.


DT = dragontears


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