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Posted By: gilly3

Posted On: Apr 26, 2004
Views: 1301
Did I read the question wrong

I thought the question said, who would you like to have dinner with, not who would you like to have sex with. Looks like everyone here got a different question than me.


Posted By: perv

Posted On: Apr 26, 2004
Views: 1289
RE: Did I read the question wrong

If I'm having dinner with a lady, then I best be getting sex for it. so it's safe to assume that dinner = sex.


Posted By: Kiki Dee

Posted On: Apr 26, 2004
Views: 1269
RE: Did I read the question wrong

I'm hoping that you're only kidding. I'm also hoping that women don't buy into that, and hold out on you until at least the 4th date.


Posted By: Dave

Posted On: Apr 26, 2004
Views: 1261
RE: Did I read the question wrong

Perv you have not yet made a post that didnt ****in crack me up hard core. rock on dude. your ****in hilarious


Posted By: Martia

Posted On: Apr 27, 2004
Views: 1256
RE: Did I read the question wrong

4th date? There's no fire down below if you can wait that long.


Posted By: perv

Posted On: Apr 27, 2004
Views: 1251
RE: Did I read the question wrong

are you kidding me? 4th date?! jeez....I'm usually dumping them with a note on their beds at 5am after the 4th date.


Posted By: Kiki Dee

Posted On: Apr 27, 2004
Views: 1239
RE: Did I read the question wrong

There is such a thing as self control, people. And if you really think this girl is something, you'll wait til the 4th date. If you don't, you're not good enough for her. Simple as that.


Posted By: Dave

Posted On: Apr 27, 2004
Views: 1235
RE: Did I read the question wrong

You leave a note? thats class man.


Posted By: perv

Posted On: Apr 27, 2004
Views: 1233
RE: Did I read the question wrong

yeah man....it usually reads "see you around, maybe".

translation "if I'm drunk, horny and alone, I'll call you".


Posted By: Dave

Posted On: Apr 27, 2004
Views: 1217
RE: Did I read the question wrong

Yeah, I see were your goin. But at the same time, If ya dont leave a note. You can still call them. Or think of a really good excuse between the time you call. It was really a hard time in my life, I couldnt bear to see you see me this way. Or I loved you too much to just have sex. Ext. Still leaves the door open!


Posted By: tomgab

Posted On: Apr 28, 2004
Views: 1210
RE: Did I read the question wrong

ok now the two of you are cracking me up!! thats some funny --it


Posted By: perv

Posted On: Apr 28, 2004
Views: 1207
RE: Did I read the question wrong

I hear ya' dave - I guess it's a question of different styles. i dont always lave a note though. sometimes the only thing my woman wakes up to is a used condom.


Posted By: Kiki Dee

Posted On: Apr 28, 2004
Views: 1197
RE: Did I read the question wrong

For some strange reason, I get the feeling that she would be surprised by the presence of the used condom. Do you let your dates stay awake while you splooge (no doubt they are drunk or otherwise unable to make intelligent decisions), or are they usually unconscious? I won't be surprised either way. I wouldn't put anything past you anymore, perv.


Posted By: perv

Posted On: Apr 28, 2004
Views: 1186
RE: Did I read the question wrong

conscious, unconscious....whatever. as long as they aren't dead. have to draw the line somewhere.


Posted By: Dave

Posted On: Apr 28, 2004
Views: 1169
RE: RE: Did I read the question wrong

Well, if IM leaving at 5 in the morning I am usually the one who didn't make an intelligent decision. I don't leave the condom around though. lord no. That would leave the door right open for self incimination, the last thing I want is someone calling me in 2 months telling me im a daddy and where to send the checks. You gotta be more careful dude. the only intelligent decision that I need them to make is missionary or doggie style.


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