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Posted By: bill

Posted On: May 4, 2004
Views: 753
Gunther is actually a seriel killer...

...and he chops them all up into little pieces. The show ends with Gunther at the Friends' kitchen table, with their body parts scattered throughout. Appearing mildly dazed and possessed, he begins signing to himself in a soft tone: "I'll be there for you, like I've been there before...I'll be there for you, like I've been there before"...over and over and over. Ross's first child, Ben, who has mysteriously disappeared from the show for quite some time (apparently Ross could care less about his children, since he was allowing his most recent offspring to move with mommy to another country without him), reappears with a knife in hand and slowly walks towards Gunther. The audience is aghast - what will Ben do? Will he avenge his father's death?? Now, the audience is slowing starting to realize why we haven't seen little Ben in quite some time. He has grown to be quite ugly. Ross's genes have kicked in, oh my. He looks miserable, and yet relieved. He takes his knife, jabs it into a little piece of his father, flings it out the window and hugs Gunther, tears flowing. The final scene - Gunther and little Ben leaving the blood splattered apartment. Lights slowly fade. The audience cheering. Goodbye, Friends.


Posted By: ME

Posted On: May 4, 2004
Views: 718
RE: Gunther is actually a seriel killer...

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Posted By: Spelling

Posted On: May 5, 2004
Views: 696
RE: Gunther is actually a seriel killer...

I love it!


Posted By: Beerliquor

Posted On: May 5, 2004
Views: 694
RE: Gunther is actually a seriel killer...

Thtat would kind of screw up any further attempts for a "Friends Reunion" ya know...


Posted By: bill

Posted On: May 6, 2004
Views: 660
Reunion show details

I happen to know the preliminary script for the reunion show. This is top secret info, but I'll divulge for odd todd fans. Just keep it a secret, ok?

10 years later, we find Gunther in a trailer park somewhere in Texas. he's watching tv in his double wide. it's obvious that he's put on quite a lot of weight. beer in hand, chip bowl in lap. we hear a young male yelling in the background. he's concerned about something not "feeling right". this person suddenly appears in view, looking out of the window. he has a worried expression on his face. Gunther calls him "Ben" (no way! It's Ross's son Ben!!). With that, the audience hears helicopter noises. Red and Blue flashes of light can be seen pouring through the windows. A man is yelling through a megaphone "We have you surrounded!". A SWAT team rams through the flimsy trailer door. Both are put into handcuffs and taken away. Lights fade, and the theme song to Friends starts to play "Ill be there for you...." Audience clapping and chearing. Commercial break.

Next scene: In a police station. Two detectives are talking. One is happy that they've finally caught the "Central Perk Killers". Apparently they are the most notorious serial killers in the US. 10 years of carnage. In each instance, a cup of Joe is left at the crime scene. A CSI technician walks in, holding a crate of evidence. Apparently, it's filled with jars containing pieces of all of the victims. Being that it's 10 years later, the technology exists to clone humans, and so they go about cloning the humans from the DNA in each jar. They hope that when they clone these victims, the victims will somehow remember what happened to them, and be able to testify against the "Central Perk Killers".

Lots of scenes of them performing the process ('CSI' style). Gunther and Ben in jail. We see the "Friends" as little kids (Monica is fat...Chandler is actually a girl). Through a super fast growth process, the Friends are back, and reunited!! Since they don't remember a thing, they play lots of clips of them together back in the 90's and early 2000's. They slowly begin to remember. The Friends are all back together. Things are great again!

Last scenes are the Friends testifying against Gunther and Ben. Great court battle. Chandler is acting like Chandler on the stand (lots of laughs)....Joey is hitting on the Judge (how you doin')....Monica is eating (she's still fat - never had the opportunity to work it off), and Ross and Rachel are still on again and off again. Phoebe's is in the wrong courtroom - she so wacky, that Phoebe! Gunther is given a capital sentence, and is killed by electric chair. Chandler says: "Did you have to kill us?" as he's getting the shock treatment. Ben is given a life sentence, but since Ross never cared much for him anyway, it's no big deal.

Last scene: The cloned friends rent their old apartment (remarkably, it's vacant and still rents for the Manhattan cheap price of $250 a month...and you always wondered how people with crappy jobs could afford such a kicking place in NYC). Ross and Rachel kiss. Aweee.....they're finally back together again.

Goodbye Friends. We're glad that they cloned you back again.