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Posted By: SteveB

Posted On: Jun 8, 2004
Views: 879
I need to talk to spiders

I need to talk to spiders so i can tell the to leave me alone.
Because early Friday morning i start to wake up because i feel something crawling on my ear.
I'm only awake enough to know that something is annoying me so i go swating and pokeing to chase it away. After doing this for a while I finaly became aware of the fact that there's a spider in my ear and i'm spreading its guts all over in it. eeewww
So in my sleepiness i decide to just pick out the big chunks and get the rest in the morning.
Then
Early Saturday morning i start to wake up because i feel something crawling on my neck. Same thing as the night before, poke, swat, poke, swat, and figure i got because no more crawling. Wasn't even worried about the big chunks this time i just wanted to sleep. About thirty seconds later i feel something crawling on my chest under my **** so over goes the hand to investigate and touched something the size of a marble.
In less than a quarter of a second several things happened,
I wasn't asleep any more,
I agreeded with my hands discription of the object as being a really big spider,
The (It's a spider) panic level hits about a 6,
And i realized even though i didn't mind a little spider guts on me earlier this suckers contents was way past my comfort level so don't squish it.
Fighting my panic, and holding my shirt just tight enough to keep the spider from moving and not so much that it gets squished, i make my way to the bathroom where i shake it out in the sink.
I swear it made a little thunk when it landed.
Now that it's not on me anymore and at a safe distance the panic subsides to a 1 so i study it and guesstimate it's size. Hmmm a little bigger than a half dollar but a bit smaller than a dollar coin.
It's trying to get away (panic level 2) grab some tissue and scoop it up (gently) if you squish it you feel it pop in your hand and that's a really gross feeling.
Throw it in the big water pond and hit the handle to give it the whirling wet water ride.
It's loose from the tissue, run across the water and is now clinging on to the bowl. (panic level 3)
Jiggle the handle-no good needs to refill.
Stare and hope it comes loose. It did and just made the last gurgle.(panic level still 3 we've all heard the stories)
Wait for the refill and hit the lever again.(panic level 2)
Because the first flush almost failed and to make sure, throw a good amount of tissue in and hit the lever. Watch and wait for the bowl to refill. (no spider panic level 1)
Ok just to be really really sure hit the lever again.
I haven't slept well since Saturday.


Posted By: no_one

Posted On: Jun 8, 2004
Views: 876
RE: I need to talk to spiders

Jesus.


Posted By: Kalli

Posted On: Jun 8, 2004
Views: 869
RE: I need to talk to spiders

Ok, I wouldn't set foot in that bedroom, not to mention the BED, without a really thorough floor to ceiling cleaning. I am freaked out just reading about it!!


Posted By: Fluffybutt

Posted On: Jun 8, 2004
Views: 866
RE: I need to talk to spiders

I'm with Kalli.

Even after that I would still have a low panic level for a while whenever going to bed. I'd lay awake "feeling" something crawling on me, I'm sure.


Posted By: Mousels

Posted On: Jun 8, 2004
Views: 862
RE: I need to talk to spiders

I know how u feel. Im not keen on spiders, but im not terrified of them. I just squash them or wash them down the plug hole.


Posted By: Dragonmaster

Posted On: Jun 8, 2004
Views: 851
RE: I need to talk to spiders

Spiders didn't bother me until I moved home after school was over for the summer. I now live in a room I built off my grandmothers house. Right next to her bacement. If not for my cat I couldent keep up with the spiders.


Posted By: Schooner

Posted On: Jun 8, 2004
Views: 837
RE: I need to talk to spiders

I agree, talking to spiders is important... but c'mon! You could be a kick ass drummer! Once you get all those chicks, who's gonna care about some lame ass spiders????


Posted By: Dragonmaster

Posted On: Jun 9, 2004
Views: 825
RE: I need to talk to spiders

When a poisonous one bites you on your hand, it swells up, your "chicks" will all be sick at the sight of it, and you cant play.


Posted By: Kiki Dee

Posted On: Jun 10, 2004
Views: 801
RE: I need to talk to spiders

I didn't mind spiders until they started liking me a little too much. They'd visit me in my sleep, in the shower, at school. Not fun. So, yeah, I guess talking to spiders wouldn't be such a bad thing. All I would need to say to them is: "Leave me alone, and I'll leave you alone."

Spiders scream when they burn, by the way. I catch them in a coffee can, spray them with hairspray, and light a match. That's what they get for coming to get me. It's kill or be killed when it comes to me and spiders.


Posted By: Dave

Posted On: Jun 10, 2004
Views: 798
RE: I need to talk to spiders

Kill or be killed. Thats damn funny.