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Posted By: shane

Posted On: Jun 13, 2004
Views: 618
Yappy dogs

I live in a fairly large apartment building, and the people in the unit directly above me have what must be a very young puppy...and it's driving me crazy. My reservations about having a dog in an apartment building aside (unfortunately for me, it is allowed here), they're gone ALL THE TIME and the blasted thing sits there on the balcony and yelps all. day. long. Even weekends. Now, I can't blame the puppy too much because it's undoubtedly just lonely (and bored), but the fact that sounds like it could either be an animal or someone washing a window (yes, it's THAT high pitched) seems to make it perfect for going straight to the frontal annoyance lobe of my brain without passing Go and collecting $200 or more importantly, the Medulla Ignorata. I have been surprised to find myself thinking of ways to quickly snuff out a puppy and make it look like an accident. A PUPPY! With the big eyes and velvet fur on it's nose and playful clumsiness. It's turning me into a monster.


Posted By: Dave

Posted On: Jun 13, 2004
Views: 585
RE: Yappy dogs

Shoot the bastard


Posted By: dude

Posted On: Jun 14, 2004
Views: 565
RE: Yappy dogs

give it a treat with a nice helping of poison inside. works everytime.


Posted By: shane

Posted On: Jun 14, 2004
Views: 562
RE: Yappy dogs

hahaha...you guys aren't really helping the "monster" part


Posted By: Sure

Posted On: Jun 14, 2004
Views: 556
RE: Yappy dogs

He misht shut up if you can get a toy, or some kind of meaty treat up to him.


Posted By: chainsaw charlie

Posted On: Jun 14, 2004
Views: 552
RE: Yappy dogs

Steal him and become his best pal! If these ppl are really gone as much as you say just take him and if they complain give em like $ 20 they obviously dont care about him that much.


Posted By: dude

Posted On: Jun 16, 2004
Views: 510
RE: Yappy dogs

the poison and/or shooting option is more fun. and less work.


Posted By: shane

Posted On: Jun 17, 2004
Views: 501
RE: Yappy dogs

So am I the only one with a yappy dog problem?