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Posted By: GirlUWant

Posted On: Mar 15, 2005
Views: 470
RE: da snoooooze button baby

Actually, we're going to get married...Mr. Cranky is going to be the best man, Bob Dole is going to be the preacher, Buff-ay is going to be my maitron of honor, Dragonmaster is going to be the ringbearer, and observant is going to be the flower girl! You're all invited! Adam is going to wear an Elvis suit and I am going to dress up like a showgirl! It will be fabulous!


Posted By: Anonymous Guy who always posts here

Posted On: Mar 15, 2005
Views: 468
RE: da snoooooze button baby

What about me???


Posted By: GirlUWant

Posted On: Mar 15, 2005
Views: 466
RE: da snoooooze button baby

You can sing "We've Only Just Begun" karaoke for the service!


Posted By: Snrub

Posted On: Mar 15, 2005
Views: 460
RE: da snoooooze button baby

Can I be the Uncle that gets ****ed and abuses everyone.


Posted By: Snrub

Posted On: Mar 15, 2005
Views: 459
RE: da snoooooze button baby

What!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You cant say ****, but you can say Michael Jackson. Thats just wrong.


Posted By: Sum Yung Guy Cum

Posted On: Mar 16, 2005
Views: 457
RE: da snoooooze button baby

I'll be the Vietnamese ex-boyfriend who objects


Posted By: GirlUWant

Posted On: Mar 16, 2005
Views: 454
RE: da snoooooze button baby

Let's see if that works for me...fuck ******* *******!


Posted By: GirlUWant

Posted On: Mar 16, 2005
Views: 453
RE: da snoooooze button baby

See, my computer bleeped ******* *******, but if I just type Michael and then Jackson, look it is okay! Wow!


Posted By: GirlUWant

Posted On: Mar 16, 2005
Views: 452
RE: da snoooooze button baby

Anyway, Snrub, you can only abuse Dragonmaster! LOL! If you try to abuse Mr. Cranky or Bob Dole, they might slash your tires and throw you over a balcony or something...


Posted By: GirlUWant

Posted On: Mar 16, 2005
Views: 451
RE: da snoooooze button baby

...and Vietnamese ex-boyfriend, you better not show up unless you bring some spring rolls for the reception!


Posted By: GirlUWant

Posted On: Mar 16, 2005
Views: 450
RE: da snoooooze button baby

(I want it be really special for adam, and I'm sure that he will be high and have the munchies!)


Posted By: Bob Dole (the original)

Posted On: Mar 16, 2005
Views: 443
RE: da snoooooze button baby

I refuse to perform any ceremony in which Dragonmaster is involved. Although ring-bearer is most certainly not a critical part, and typically such a role is reserved for a little kid not a big fat loser that makes coffee, I cannot in good conscience be in the same room as that monstrosity of a human.

Dragonmaster will never amount to anything. He is a complete loser and he is destined for a life of marginality.

Oh by the way, before you get married, can I get a piece or what?


Posted By: adam

Posted On: Mar 16, 2005
Views: 441
RE: da snoooooze button baby

well geez, i wake up and theres already plans made out for my wedding!

ill definately be high,

dragonmaster has to wear a little dress and cry as he is walking up with the rings...dont ask

and omg! observant! flower girl! omg! yay! omg!
dont forget to prance around in the fairy costume your gonna wear

todd is the bestman, and he has to dress in the oddtodd gear! robe and slippers! and the other guys (whatever there called), whom of course will be the screwing meps, will just be the screwing meps

omg im so excited, we shall set a date sometime soon!

remember, the bestman screws the maid of honor!

lucky todd-o


Posted By: adam

Posted On: Mar 16, 2005
Views: 440
RE: da snoooooze button baby

and if i laugh uncontrolably the whole time, its because im high....and because the master of dragons is ina dress crying


Posted By: GirlUWant

Posted On: Mar 16, 2005
Views: 438
RE: da snoooooze button baby

We are registered at wal-mart.com, target.com, headshop.com and barnesandnoble.com!

adam,honey, I think we should get married on April 1!

The ringbearer doesn't wear a dress. I really wanted Bob Dole to officiate!


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