Fake Conspiracy
Which fake conspiracy is 100% truth? [1860 votes total]

All of the above. (110)
 6%
Milk triggers aging. If we never drank milk we'd all be babies. (36)
 2%
Women have secret meetings to discuss the removal of men from the planet and/or new nail polish techniques. (187)
 10%
Air is really water and water is air we're all walking on the bottom of the ocean. (30)
 2%
Nocturnal animals are really just misunderstood insomniacs. (51)
 3%
Missouri is planning to invade and occupy America in late-Feb or early March (35)
 2%
The Radio Star's eldest son plans to take revenge kill and the Video Star. (92)
 5%
If you tell enough lies it will eventually lead to the truth. And vice versa. (137)
 7%
Microsoft will buy start buying used souls from the devil in 2006 (166)
 9%
The Mars rover "Spirit" isn't broken it's just hiding and plotting to attack Opportunity because- there can be only one. (230)
 12%
The next wave of attacks will be with weapons of miniscule destruction that will be noticeable only to ants. (36)
 2%
A family size bag of doritos a day keeps the doctor away but the AMA keeps that secret. (67)
 4%
The clouds are gathering in a cloudy townhall to discuss issues that are cloudy. (23)
 1%
The letter 'H' is aryan. (43)
 2%
Nonblinkers have x-ray vision. (25)
 1%
The Greek Gods really do exist and boy o boy are they super pissed now. (159)
 9%
Sock puppets are mind control devices. (108)
 6%
This poll is stupido. (250)
 13%
None of the below. (75)
 4%


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Comments About This PollTotal Comments 118 | Start A New Topic
TopicRepliesViewsStarted ByDate
yea9829stinkomanJan 25, 2004
moon conspericy291557DevonJan 25, 2004
Bush-wacked261416frankly speakingJan 25, 2004
As previously stated...4723MonkeyJan 25, 2004
hmm i am horny...and broke3871horny toddJan 25, 2004
conspiracy, the2716octublogedyJan 25, 2004
JFK5738KennedyJan 26, 2004
Actually, #1 is true...8770Flatted FifthJan 26, 2004
my idea! thanks Todd4731WoobsieJan 26, 2004
THE KNOMES0682JeffJan 28, 2004
Car thingy that makes you get super mileage4723PatrickJan 29, 2004
Most conspiracies are fake1642you bastardJan 29, 2004
You forgot Groom Lake!4698DragonmasterJan 29, 2004
white man conspiracies1679kill whiteyJan 30, 2004
InternetNewsDaily1644j rMar 10, 2004
CIA0615WESTJan 16, 2006
KING OF ENGLAND0601LAMBJan 18, 2006