Convention Improvement
What would make political conventions better? [1632 votes total]

All speeches done in charades. (43)
 3%
More dancing chicks in cages (171)
 10%
Candidates have to do some mega bonghits then make speeches about trees and/or foxes. (166)
 10%
Everyone in the audience gets a laser pointer (86)
 5%
No clapping. Only kazooing. (71)
 4%
Boring speeches get the horn and hook like at The Apollo (100)
 6%
All speeches begin with a personal announcement of either penis or breast size. (46)
 3%
Instead of balloons falling from ceiling. Live mice. (68)
 4%
All sentences during speeches must end with 'or whatever' (88)
 5%
Bush speaks at the Dem Convention. Kerry speaks at GOP. (145)
 9%
Paintball gunning allowed for protestors outside. (65)
 4%
Got no tattoo? Then you ain't speaking. Them the rules. (31)
 2%
Speakers get booed the whole time no matter what. (21)
 1%
Two things. Ecstasy and foam. (132)
 8%
Women must shake their boobs into the microphone when emphasizing a point. (64)
 4%
Conventions are held in the same place at the same time. (45)
 3%
No microphones. Speeches must be yelled. (18)
 1%
All speeches are written by 2nd graders (164)
 10%
This poll should be ashamed of itself. (30)
 2%
None of the above. Who cares bout conventions! (78)
 5%


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Hey...0489adamMar 24, 2005
Heres a poll for you5586Sneaky PenguinAug 1, 2004
All of us here, wating on the new post.2588DragonmasterAug 1, 2004
cool speeches1558A Cunning LinguistAug 1, 2004
a question for dragonmaster6578zenAug 1, 2004
We actualy talked about a lot this week.1569DragonmasterAug 1, 2004
Kerry speech8608SuperNerdJul 30, 2004
finally! a good poll after 3 weeks!8692TKJul 27, 2004
Stem Cell Research201206http://Jul 27, 2004
No Odd tOdd T.V.211348simpsonspimpJul 27, 2004
Free music downloading271343Sneaky PenguinJul 26, 2004
Why so many Canadians?241107jjJul 26, 2004
no microphone... my kind of speech!12693TKJul 26, 2004
GEORGE BUSH!151356BUsh HAterJul 26, 2004
Democracy In Inaction-20043644LOLAJul 25, 2004
Todd, seriously...7806The Almighty Doer of StuffJul 25, 2004
threads!4571DragonmasterbaiterJul 25, 2004
pointless1558DragonmasterbaiterJul 25, 2004
of1556DragonmasterbaiterJul 25, 2004
alot1534DragonmasterbaiterJul 25, 2004
posting1575DragonmasterbaiterJul 25, 2004
Look Im making dragonmaster mad by12660DragonmasterbaiterJul 25, 2004
EVERYBODY MUST BE NAKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!14695koonkillerJul 25, 2004
NO ONE CARES IF YOU'RE FIRST!!!6575SyrgotJul 25, 2004
Stoned Govt. Officals4557SuperNerdJul 25, 2004
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