Best Movie Quote
Which quote is the best movie quote? [2674 votes total]

Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son. (212)
 8%
Well, we have a pool, and a pond. The pond would be good for you. (78)
 3%
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. (561)
 21%
Gentlemen. You can't fight in here. This is the War Room! (162)
 6%
Give the governor a harumph! (53)
 2%
It's like you're dreamin' about Gorgonzola cheese when it's clearly Brie time, baby. (108)
 4%
It's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care (206)
 8%
You're a hooker? Jesus, I forgot! I just thought I was doing great with you! (76)
 3%
That was so fucking money. That was like the Jedi mind-shit. (117)
 4%
You flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes "click" (138)
 5%
Do us a favor, I know it's difficult for you, but please, stay here, and try not to do anything... stupid. (42)
 2%
Of course I peed my pants, everyone my age pees their pants. It's the coolest!l (119)
 4%
In the spring, we'd make meat helmets. (59)
 2%
Hey guys. Big gulps huh. Well, see ya later. (137)
 5%
No more yankie my wankie. The Donger need food. (117)
 4%
Using the whole fist, Doc? (49)
 2%
Why don't they just feed the tuna fish mayonnaise!? (30)
 1%
Noise, noise noise.. smokin weed, smokin weed, doin coke, drinkin beers... (156)
 6%
Hey, don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love. (113)
 4%
You can act like a man! ! What's the matter with you?" (13)
 0%
None of the above. I'll post mine on the board. (74)
 3%
.My quote is best! That being, 'This poll awful is it!' (54)
 2%


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Comments About This PollTotal Comments 229 | Start A New Topic
TopicRepliesViewsStarted ByDate
im really late but...0563elsewhere manJul 26, 2005
Best Movie Quote0949ZaipherNov 7, 2004
half baked0644andrewSep 3, 2004
No prob, Mr. Todd0648DragonmasterAug 15, 2004
Look...we need to talk about your flare...4752Sasuke832Aug 14, 2004
Some more movie one liners7779mark, USN(Retired)Aug 14, 2004
got pics? put em here2651XXXAug 13, 2004
Slapshot1699BreezyAug 13, 2004
Hurricane Charley2612DragonmasterAug 13, 2004
Somethin Funny3673Sneaky PenguinAug 13, 2004
"cause it's friday.....you aint got no job...1872hillaryAug 13, 2004
No matter where you go...4697ChrisAug 12, 2004
Empire Records1685Ruby TuesdayAug 12, 2004
URGENT!1646NOFX ROCKERAug 12, 2004
Kung Pow: Enter The Fist3723CarrieAug 12, 2004
Billy Madison0557CarrieAug 12, 2004
Usual suspects3655KeyserAug 12, 2004
movie quote1749meAug 11, 2004
idiot0764EmerlyAug 11, 2004
Better Moovey kwote1780EmerlyAug 11, 2004
Quote0701EmerlyAug 11, 2004
Boondock Saints1788OmicronAug 11, 2004
what about0894drifterAug 11, 2004
How bout these?1899CatAug 11, 2004
????????0898chrisAug 11, 2004
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