What would be cool to happen at the debates? [1380 votes total]

Someone accuses the other of being a f*ckup and then the other one says 'I know you are but what am I' and the other one says 'a f*ckup!' and they go back and forth saying 'I know you are but what am I' until someone says 'Infinity!' (124)
The wives mudwrestle in the background. (122)
Every time someone speaks the other one does a Booger sized burp and/or blasty fart into the microphone. (44)
Whenever a candidate tries to discredit another he always ends his point with... 'plus he's a wang.' (332)
Every time the candidate is asked a question he responds with 'I could answer that question but then the terrorists will win because they hate our freedom.' (78)
Half debating. Half cockfighting. Half staring contest. (46)
Candidates have to attempt to freestyle rap their statements to phat beats. (198)
They both come out of the closet and announce they are together as a couple and while holding each others hands and looking into each others eyes announce they'll be Co-Presidents. (127)
They fight with nunchucks until someone cries and then has to admit defeat by saying 'I'm a penispump!' (164)
Three events. Hot dog eating contest. Tree climbing contest. Then a quick game of 'Hide the hog'. (44)
None of the above. This poll sucks and is disrespectful to our country. (34)
I refuse to participate in this poll by choosing this selection. (67)

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how do i join03442012 is bull pooooooooooooooooop10155555Sep 29, 2011
I am gay, fine!3587TKOct 2, 2004
Stay away loser TK13621Stay away loser TKOct 1, 2004
lets get something straight here7616TK(the REAL one, not the 7-year-old fags)Oct 1, 2004
BE COOL!8652Carlito Carribean CoolOct 1, 2004
Dem Der Debates7563SuperNerdOct 1, 2004
Best Fish9626Eccentric EricOct 1, 2004
Who WON!?7620RademousSep 30, 2004
this, then break29944TK (the REAL one)Sep 30, 2004
YOU SUCK!12688ChristySep 30, 2004
Parking8630Paker LewisSep 29, 2004
DSL'zzz4588VBFSep 29, 2004
freestyle1558speakerSep 29, 2004
VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!!!11640SalSep 29, 2004
Hmm...151178JackSep 29, 2004
Martha Stewart12634krisbish96Sep 29, 2004
Check the previous post for a POEM0549xcxSep 28, 2004
WHERE DID TK GO??????2639concerned???? and a poemSep 28, 2004
my Job at the fudge factory4595TKSep 28, 2004
Presidential12640Blossom BrewsterSep 28, 2004
Give it a Rest14714AuroraSep 28, 2004
Getting the GUY5595TKSep 28, 2004
It is okay guys.9695TK+DM=GAY LOVERSSep 28, 2004
Getting the girl.221157DragonmasterSep 28, 2004
Odd Todd should be a proper blog6654The self-deluded fat balding guySep 28, 2004
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