What would be cool to happen at the debates? [1380 votes total]
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Someone accuses the other of being a f*ckup and then the other one says 'I know you are but what am I' and the other one says 'a f*ckup!' and they go back and forth saying 'I know you are but what am I' until someone says 'Infinity!' (124) |
9% |
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The wives mudwrestle in the background. (122) |
9% |
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Every time someone speaks the other one does a Booger sized burp and/or blasty fart into the microphone. (44) |
3% |
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Whenever a candidate tries to discredit another he always ends his point with... 'plus he's a wang.' (332) |
24% |
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Every time the candidate is asked a question he responds with 'I could answer that question but then the terrorists will win because they hate our freedom.' (78) |
6% |
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Half debating. Half cockfighting. Half staring contest. (46) |
3% |
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Candidates have to attempt to freestyle rap their statements to phat beats. (198) |
14% |
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They both come out of the closet and announce they are together as a couple and while holding each others hands and looking into each others eyes announce they'll be Co-Presidents. (127) |
9% |
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They fight with nunchucks until someone cries and then has to admit defeat by saying 'I'm a penispump!' (164) |
12% |
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Three events. Hot dog eating contest. Tree climbing contest. Then a quick game of 'Hide the hog'. (44) |
3% |
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None of the above. This poll sucks and is disrespectful to our country. (34) |
2% |
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I refuse to participate in this poll by choosing this selection. (67) |
5% |