Gate Change
What would you like to change most/least about The Gates in the park? [229 votes total]

Instead of curtains they're live slimy tentacles that would try and hug people and slime em up. (4)
 2%
Fat male strippers welcomed each person through each gate with an ass grope. (12)
 5%
The gates would spring on people and scoop em up and shake em around like shake and bake (3)
 1%
They worked like long tongues that would lick people and coat you with maple syrup (4)
 2%
They'd sneak up and grab people and slingshot em into the lake (25)
 11%
They shook around like wet dogs spraying strawberry quik everywhere and panted (2)
 1%
Instead of hanging down, they'd hang sideways and drunk dudes would laze in them like hammocks and ask people sports trivia questions. (30)
 13%
The gates would pull people's pants down when they passed through them then they gates would ha ha laugh like Nelson (22)
 10%
They'd be all curled up and when they'd unfurl they'd drop guinea pigs everywhere. (7)
 3%
They'd grab people and give em a really hard neck massage. (8)
 3%
If you pushed one over it would make em all fall over like dominoes- and when they'd hit the ground each one would make a fart noise.. (49)
 21%
All of the above (14)
 6%
None of the above. The Gates are fine as is. (19)
 8%
Enough with the stupid gates! This poll belongs in the sewer. (30)
 13%


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first again3828KlimpyFeb 13, 2005
nice poll3817shadrakFeb 13, 2005
For adam1785krisbish96Feb 13, 2005
Wish I could see them.2866DragonmasterFeb 13, 2005
Penis1899penisFeb 13, 2005
???2896TKFeb 17, 2005