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Posted By: Snail

Posted On: Jan 12, 2006
Views: 472
RE: Porn collection

The fake one is the berk and he is really starting to brown me off.


Posted By: Snail

Posted On: Jan 12, 2006
Views: 468
RE: Porn collection

I don't mind you imitating me, it's kind of cute. They do say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. It does look pretty mental though.


Posted By: Snail

Posted On: Jan 12, 2006
Views: 466
RE: Porn collection

Well I don't like a **** artist such as you imitating me. You are most likely sitting there starkers, wanking away to your posts.

That should keep you busy while you look those up you stupid Yank.


Posted By: Snail

Posted On: Jan 13, 2006
Views: 457
RE: Porn collection

It's lovely that you have taken my constructive critism to heart, but don't over do it.

BTW 'berk' and 'browned off' are about 50 years out of date.

Your use of 'slag' was very popular in the seventies and though it's made a brief comeback, it's still mainly used as a pejorative for 'slut'.

Indeed, if you truly wish to emulate me so as to fabricate an element of indistinguishability then may i suggest that you adopt a more modern lexicon of the British language.

For example:
Theo is a knob jockey,
he also loves to felch
when giving reach-a-rounds
his anus gives a belch


Posted By: Snail

Posted On: Jan 13, 2006
Views: 453
RE: Porn collection

What the hell are you talking about. Stop pretending to be British, you stupid Yank.


Posted By: Snail

Posted On: Jan 13, 2006
Views: 451
RE: Porn collection

Oh and by the way Theo, I mean Snail, nobody would want to become indistinguishable from a dolt like you.


Posted By: Hoosier

Posted On: Jan 15, 2006
Views: 433
RE: Porn collection

One time I tried heroin. Then I got HIV, but it turned out it wasn't. It was just athletes foot.


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