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Posted By: impersonator

Posted On: Jun 13, 2006
Views: 1189
immitation tricks

whoever enjoys impersonating me needs a couple of pointers. Firstly, I do not put myself down in the ways of calling myself a "retard", nor do I verbally bash anyone that is trying to impersonate me. Have you once even seen me make a direct attack to anyone in a mean kinda way? And please, if anyone is offended by me (except for GirlUWant) then just tell me and I'll change up my style.

Sorry GUW, but you are just too much fun =), and OT sorry for the "penis nose" thing, but I remember when you were editing the movie message boards a long time ago and you called that one dude a penis nose and I got a pretty big kick outta that so I figured I would jog your memory and adapt that to your character on here in my own dimented ways.


Posted By: impersonator

Posted On: Jun 13, 2006
Views: 1188
RE: immitation tricks

oh, and whoever is about to impersonate me please do it right, I will have a fun time trying to find out who you are! And also, stop trying to make me look like an attention whore by saying that I am just looking for a reaction out of someone.


Posted By: impersonator

Posted On: Jun 13, 2006
Views: 1185
RE: immitation tricks

and LASTLY, please note that my anus is exactly one metre in diameter. In conclusion, I am a big homo magnet. Thank you.


Posted By: impersonator

Posted On: Jun 13, 2006
Views: 1175
RE: immitation tricks

WOW! Someone really has some issues. I have been unable to be on here impersonating people for a little while and I come back to see my impersonator has gone all nuts and claiming to be a wonderful guy. You are not and I am not. As the real impersonator I would like to offer the following rebute:

I repeatedly put myself down. I have referred to myself as a retard or lame on several occasions. Come on now. You have read my posts. I clearly have a problem. I just love being an idiot. What can I do?

I am verbally abusive. Read all my posts. It is what I do. It is all that I do. Are they funny? No. Are they clever? no. Are they verbally abusive? yes.

I am only going after the common people that have posted here over the years. I have a lot of memories of this place. Actually most of my memories are from this place. How said it that!

Oh my god I can't believe you just said that! I am such an attention whore. I have been egging people on and damn near begging people to respond or guess who I really am. I love having everyone respond and call me names or whatever.

I think you are the one that needs a few pointers on being the impersonator.

Oh, and that last post is completely creepy. A 1 meter anus! yikes. I never joke about being a bender. they gross me out.


Posted By: GirlUWant

Posted On: Jun 13, 2006
Views: 1172
RE: immitation tricks

I'm not offended...just amused!

I have been here too long to be offended.


Posted By: Dragonmaster

Posted On: Jun 13, 2006
Views: 1170
RE: immitation tricks

Happens every couple of months, nothing new with you doing it.


Posted By: yeti

Posted On: Jun 13, 2006
Views: 1166
RE: immitation tricks

how's the chainne maille coming along?


Posted By: 828554

Posted On: Jun 13, 2006
Views: 1157
RE: immitation tricks

Dragonmaster, stop asking yourself questions. Nobody cares.


Posted By: impersonator

Posted On: Jun 13, 2006
Views: 1151
RE: RE: immitation tricks

wow, whoever is impersonating me is kinda repetitive, and it kinda seems like they really have no personality....Syrgot is that you?


Posted By: yeti

Posted On: Jun 13, 2006
Views: 1150
RE: immitation tricks

hey, beter than reading all the B.S. people are posting here


Posted By: yeti

Posted On: Jun 13, 2006
Views: 1149
RE: immitation tricks

so anyways... how are your catracats? you sell any of your kittens? how's your grandma's neck tumor doing? how's business?


Posted By: 790387

Posted On: Jun 13, 2006
Views: 1145
RE: immitation tricks

Nobody cares about any of dragonmaster's crap (aka yeti). If you must talk to yourself, take it to email. ****ing moron comes on here and posts messages to himself. Get a ****ing life!!!


Posted By: yeti

Posted On: Jun 13, 2006
Views: 1142
RE: immitation tricks

**** you i'm not dragonmaster. James, I'm not you, right?


Posted By: Dragonmaster

Posted On: Jun 13, 2006
Views: 1139
RE: immitation tricks

That is right you are not me. I will now tell you every boring detail about my life. I have tumors growing on my elbows. I am blind and I lost my sense of smell from a tumor that ate up 90% of my head. Luckily the skin was still ok so they were able to fill up the empty space with some low fat cottage cheese and an old calculator circuit board. The outside was fixed up with the right rear quarter panel of an old Pinto. Most of my family and friends have died or are dying from giant tumors and we find nothing unusual at all about this. Luckily my tongue has learned special powers now that my nose is dead and I can taste everything like anyone else. Being blind that has helped me make a career out of making armour out of wire. I can't see the wire so I use my hearing and taste to tell when to cut the wire and loop it just right. It takes me 10 weeks to make 1 shirt and I am selling 15 of them each hour to the growing midevil armies populating west virginia these days...most likely to battle the large dragon population we have. I wish they would just leave them alone. I am hoping to get my eyes fixed but I can't afford to and the goddamn government will not do it for me. I pay over $15 a year in taxes. What the hell are they doing with it. I am only getting $25000 per shirt so it is not like I have the money. I have to pay $350 for rent and $7500 a month for food and twinkies so there isn't anything left. IF I can get my eyes fixed I already have a job lined up driving a truck. They hired me on the spot and told me I could start as soon as my eyes are good. If they can't fix my eyes and I lose another sense, I am thinking of becaoming a pinball wizard. Life sucks and it is all because of the Christians! I am a helpless victim.


Posted By: yeti

Posted On: Jun 13, 2006
Views: 1138
RE: immitation tricks

That's too bad James. What about the kittens?


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