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| Posted By: Dragonmaster Posted On: Jun 13, 2006 Views: 617 | RE: immitation tricks Oh yea...sorry forgot about them. Well that didn't turn out so good but there are a few still alive. My cat gave birth to a litter of 63 kittens. I had to invent an attachment to make nipple into eight so they could all nurse. I tried to help out and nurse but I could only do two at a time and it tickled so much I don't think it helped. Well, I sold 6 to this old guy down the road. He put them in a burlap sack and said he was going to take them for a swin. I down think cats like to swin but it was nice that he was so into them. The bad part...well I guess while I wasn't paying attention a mongoose built a den in my belly button. I didn't know it until the other day when it jumped out all of a sudden and started killing kittens. It killed 42 before going back to its den. I put duck tape over to keep it inside. I hate the word duck. Why do they call it duck tape. When I was little and in chemo they called me ducky because I was so fat that I waddled like a duck. Assholes. I hate the Christians! Anyhow...Now there are only 3 kittens left. Thank Her for that anyhow. I am thinking of erecting a phallic for Her. What to help? |
| Posted By: Syrgot Posted On: Jun 13, 2006 Views: 608 | RE: immitation tricks To the "Real impersonator," I commend your efforts in trying to bring more fun to this message board. I'm sorry I directly attacked you and assumed that you, like most of the other people who have impersonated me in the past, were just trying to be a dick. |
| Posted By: Impersonator Posted On: Jun 13, 2006 Views: 606 | RE: immitation tricks Thanks Syrgot. That wasn't half bad for a guy with no personality. I was trying to bring some fun, for me at least but to be totally honest I was being a dick and will continue to do so. You will need to schedule some couch time with your parents when I get done. |
| Posted By: syd Posted On: Jun 13, 2006 Views: 603 | RE: immitation tricks would everyone shut up already. |
| Posted By: yeti Posted On: Jun 13, 2006 Views: 601 | RE: immitation tricks nice impersonation of dragonmaster, made me laugh a couple of times... but I would really like to hear from the man himself |
| Posted By: 336179 Posted On: Jun 13, 2006 Views: 595 | RE: immitation tricks then send him a ****ing email and leave everyone else out of it. He only posts his damn email address every other post. |
| Posted By: Dragonmaster Posted On: Jun 13, 2006 Views: 595 | RE: immitation tricks OK, only the first dragonmaster post and this one is me. I am not yeti, for all the good it does for these people. The maille is doing good. Slow work, but I've got orders for three shirts at $600 each. That will take up most of my time for the next three months. The eye situation still sucks. I've kinda given up on having them fixed, and I found out that it's really hard to leave the country (like one with free healthcare) it was a serious thought, and when I do get them fixed I'm still leaving. (Scotland or Ireland, haven't desided) The mix of Bush and the way it's so hard for me to get work done on myself just has me thinking "**** you government assholes using my taxes for usless **** that I cant use" The kittens are long gone. I gave them away. My rabbit Thumper died back in April. Got her for my 15th birthday, two more days and she would have been 8. Sorry to say I don't remember anything about my grandma's neck tumor, must have been bull****, sorry. Years ago she had some kind of boil, if your remembering that... I'm still just making about $50 a week with the maille, after supplies and stuff. Sorry, I spend so much time on my chain maille and myspace that I don't come here so much anymore. (still write oddtodd.com in public restrooms though) |
| Posted By: Dragonmaster Posted On: Jun 13, 2006 Views: 594 | RE: immitation tricks I am James and I am Yeki and I am TK. There you have it. Irrefutable proof I would say. Just declaring it in different posts is about as solid of proof as there ever was. You wouldn't believe what else I do to the bathroom walls. |
| Posted By: impersonator Posted On: Jun 13, 2006 Views: 591 | RE: immitation tricks Syrgot, sorry I have been away for awhile but there is someone else out there who is trying to steal my fun away from me so I hope that you can recognize which one of us is real, although I do admit that whoever is impersonating me is defiantely getting better at it, so kudos to you my impersonator whoever you may be. Another hint to who I am on this board, I have made another topic underneath of my real name. Have fun and good hunting! Also observant, I have had alot of fun impersonating you, plus whenever I had impersonated GirlUWant it was wonderful since everyone else had chimed in and had so much fun with it. a tip for my impersonator: try not to be such a dick when you are bearing the name "impersonator" because it kinda comes off childish in a way. |
| Posted By: Syrgot Posted On: Jun 14, 2006 Views: 586 | RE: immitation tricks Maybe it is time for you to just go back to posting under your own name? This little game you have been playing is fairly unimaginitive and I for one have no interest in playing along. I doubt anyone else is either. |
| Posted By: Syrgot Posted On: Jun 14, 2006 Views: 573 | RE: immitation tricks The above comment wasn't me... but... convincingly sounded like me to the point where I thought "did I post that?" |
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