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Posted By: Dragonmaster

Posted On: Oct 1, 2006
Views: 1103
Fast food

If I go in somewhere and the workers seem ****ed and they are obviously short handed I go somewhere else. I used to work at a BK on night shift, and there were only two of us. One cashier and me in the back. Many times I had to stop washing the broiler and make an order, ever tried to put on latex gloves with wet hands? It cant be done I tell you! Most of the time you just made it and hoped the person didn't' see you.

Then again, there were the assholes. Not the people who thought the fries were cold. There was this one ****nut that came up to the register and started cussing at us for not having his shrimp salad, which our BK didn't have. We tried to explain that we weren't part of BK, we were a travel plaza, and HMShost bought the name. We had mostly the same stuff, but some of the items we couldn't get. He starts cussing more, bla bla bla. So we get him to buy something else. He brings it back and wants it made fresh, which it was to begin with. No big deal, I'll remake it to get him out of the way. Then he brings it back a third time and asks me to come out, I do and he tosses it at me and says to make it hotter. I'm ****ed by this point, and even the manager gives me "the nod". I won't do this, but Lee, now he makes the Astro Burger.

An astro burger is when you wipe your ass with the frozen meat patty, then cook it. After it's cooked you dip it in the pickle juice. While that's sitting you spit up a lugy in the mayo, and add anyway, just more nasty stuff goes on the burger, and after it's wrapped up you put it in the microwave for about 1 min to make everything soggy. I shutter every time I think about it. We never saw the guy again.


Posted By:

Posted On: Oct 1, 2006
Views: 1101
RE: Fast food

You know when you have really big fat hands with the real pudgy fingers it is nearly impossible to put gloves on under any condition. Do you guys know that you can go to prison for tampering with food like that. Very uncool even if the guy was an ass.


Posted By: adam

Posted On: Oct 1, 2006
Views: 1097
RE: Fast food

that type of stuff doesnt happen as much as you would think...well maybe toothless fat hicks in WV are ignorant enough to do so alot

only one time, back in my mcdonalds days, i dropped a fish on the floor and the person had already been waiting 4 minutes (oh no!) so i picked it up and put it on the bun and sent it out


Posted By: That one idiot guy

Posted On: Oct 2, 2006
Views: 1082
RE: Fast food

Only a complete asshole would do that stuff you god damn fast food luvin son of a bitch. If somone ****es you off find another way to get back at them...that's low. You could give em some bacteria that could kill em doing that ****. Accidently spill a soda on them or something.


Posted By: Crackerz418

Posted On: Oct 2, 2006
Views: 1080
RE: Fast food

Spill a soda on them? Get a life you paranoid pansy.


Posted By: Dragonmaster

Posted On: Oct 2, 2006
Views: 1076
RE: Fast food

He didn't just **** us off, he was a regular customer that did this crap every ****ing day. That time he finaly over did it when me and the cashier were covered in salad and dressing, and that wasn't the first time we had something tossed our way by him. (besides, lee cooked it all after he got done with it)

Anyway, I wouldn't do it. I wouldn't risk loosing my food handlers card for chef school. Lee was a siko that did that crap anyway to the cops and stuff. I never did it and some people, like the cops, knew it and always asked me to make their stuff. Thats how I got out of a few speeding tickets...good thing I make friends with state troopers. :-) The only time I ever speed is when I get a different car, then I want to see how fast it can go, one let me off cause he didn't belive I had the balls to take an old oldsmobile 88 to over 120mph. Big deal.

The worst I've ever done to a customer myself is use an old bun or something. Or if they are an ass while asking for extra stuff I put an insane amount on it. This one lady (well, not a lady) asked for extra cheese, and to make sure I "put on the ****ing extra cheese". There was so much on it that I had to wrap it twice.

Good news though, Lee and the manager that let him get away with it were fired not long before I left.


Posted By: adam

Posted On: Oct 2, 2006
Views: 1073
RE: Fast food

i dont follow....he wanted his salad extra hot? was it a salad or a fucking burger? you asshole keep your stories straight you liar!

noone who ever sees what you look like would want you to make their food


Posted By: That one idiot guy

Posted On: Oct 2, 2006
Views: 1068
RE: Fast food

Funny how the imposter posts and then shortly after crackerz418 always has a response as if the imposter could even remotely be confused as me. It definitely suggests crackerz418 is the god damn no life having son of a bitch.

Anyway, I will making this and one other post on the Burning Man topic this week and that is it. I will not be back saying I changed my mind or one more thing. I will not be stating that this was a fake post. So for any of you god damn dense son of a bitches, that means every post you see other then the two mentioned are fake.


Posted By: Dragonmaster

Posted On: Oct 2, 2006
Views: 1067
RE: Fast food

"not having his shrimp salad, which our BK didn't have."

"So we get him to buy something else."

"Then he brings it back a third time and asks me to come out, I do and he tosses it at me and says to make it hotter." (the chicken for the salad, we didn't have shrimp remember)

He finally got a whopper instead. After the third ****ing time.



Posted By: adam

Posted On: Oct 2, 2006
Views: 1054
RE: Fast food

nice try you lying sack of shit


Posted By: Boo!

Posted On: Oct 2, 2006
Views: 1050
RE: Fast food

Did I scare you?


Posted By: Crackerz418

Posted On: Oct 2, 2006
Views: 1038
RE: Fast food

Careful you'll make That one idiot guy **** himself.


Posted By: Greg

Posted On: Oct 2, 2006
Views: 1034
RE: Fast food

What the hell Crackerz?!? Are you 4 years old or something?

Funny how Dragonmaster posted this story like it was to cool and badass and then when people tell him he is a sick ass for doing that, he backpeddles his story. That is what you get for making up stories to sound cool, mister.



Posted By: Dragonmaster

Posted On: Oct 2, 2006
Views: 1027
RE: Fast food

I said lee made it in the first post.


Posted By: Crackerz418

Posted On: Oct 3, 2006
Views: 1017
RE: Fast food

I'm seriously gonna ask tOdd to set up user names and passwords, this whole impersonation thing is REALLY annoying. All the posts before this one have not been me. Most of the time you can tell because the posts don't sound anything like me, like that careful you'll make whoever it was **** himself, wtf is that? I mean I'm kind of flattered but enough already.


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