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| Posted By: Ian Posted On: Nov 29, 2006 Views: 536 | RE: iraq and iran My dog is my sex slave. I make him wear a litte S&M outfit and have him lick peanut butter from my nipples. |
| Posted By: impersonator Posted On: Nov 29, 2006 Views: 534 | RE: iraq and iran and here I thought we didn't have anything in common |
| Posted By: flock of seagulls Posted On: Nov 29, 2006 Views: 533 | RE: iraq and iran iran, iran so far away |
| Posted By: Justin Posted On: Nov 29, 2006 Views: 529 | RE: RE: iraq and iran Hey! Don't call me a dumbass because your grammar sucks. I was mediocre in English class, but at least I know how to correctly compare two things in a sentence. You must have been drunk when you wrote the following sentence: There is a big difference in the writing of someone that does not speak English as a first language and someone that can't write in any language. Yeah, you are right. There is a big difference BETWEEN (key word when making comparisons) writing and someone that can't write in any language. Do you realize your sentence compares writing with a person? You are the last person to call anyone a dumbass! PS - Rhetorical questions deserve question marks because THEY ARE QUESTIONS! |
| Posted By: Posted On: Nov 29, 2006 Views: 522 | RE: iraq and iran "I was mediocre in English class" Obviously, dumbass. I doubt your mediocrity was limited to just your English class, dumbass. We'll ignore that you should have used a semi-colon or a conjunction, not a comma, after the word 'class'. Dumbass. |
| Posted By: Justin Posted On: Nov 29, 2006 Views: 518 | RE: iraq and iran WELL NANNY NANNY BOO BOO!!!! MR POOPY HEAD!!! |
| Posted By: Justin Posted On: Nov 30, 2006 Views: 511 | RE: RE: iraq and iran I'm not here to call people names, but (COORDINATING CONJUNCTION) I would like to point out that you are wrong. By the way, this is not a complete sentence: "Obviously, dumbass." I will not explain to you how sentences work, but (COORDINATING CONJUNCTION) I can give you a couple of hints. Look up subject and predicate, and (COORDINATING CONJUNCTION) you can find out how to write a simple complete sentence. YOU ARE WRONG, AND (COORDINATING CONJUNCTION) YOU ARE STILL THE LAST PERSON TO CALL ANYONE A DUMBASS. |
| Posted By: mepball Posted On: Nov 30, 2006 Views: 508 | RE: iraq and iran Can anyone tell it is me posting this yet? |
| Posted By: jUsTiN Posted On: Nov 30, 2006 Views: 505 | RE: iraq and iran My NAME is JUSTIN and I like TO go ON and ON about STUPID stuff NOBODY cares ABOUT. I like TO use MY caps LOCK button A lot BECAUSE I LIKE how ALL the WORDS look SO big! CONJUNCTION JUNCTION WHATS YOUR FUNCTION! HOOKING UP PHRASES AND CLAUSES! CONJUNCTION FUNCTION WHATS YOUR FUNCTION! I have TO GO yell AT my DOG Mr. PEEBLES right NOW. HE is TRYING to BITE off HIS christmas COSTUME. he IS going TO play THE baby JESUS in OUR school PLAY. |
| Posted By: Justin Posted On: Nov 30, 2006 Views: 502 | RE: iraq and iran Conjunction Junction, what's your function? Hooking up words and phrases and clauses. Conjunction Junction, how's that function? I got three favorite cars That get most of my job done. Conjunction Junction, what's their function? I got "and", "but", and "or", They'll get you pretty far. "And": That's an additive, like "this and that". "But": That's sort of the opposite, "Not this but that". And then there's "or": O-R, when you have a choice like "This or that". "And", "but", and "or", Get you pretty far. Conjunction Junction, what's your function? Hooking up two boxcars and making 'em run right. Milk and honey, bread and butter, peas and rice. Hey that's nice! Dirty but happy, digging and scratching, Losing your shoe and a button or two. He's poor but honest, sad but true, Boo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! Conjunction Junction, what's your function? Hooking up two cars to one When you say something like this choice: "Either now or later" Or no choice: "Neither now nor ever" Hey that's clever! Eat this or that, grow thin or fat, Never mind, I wouldn't do that, I'm fat enough now! Conjunction Junction, what's your function? Hooking up phrases and clauses that balance, like: Out of the frying pan and into the fire. He cut loose the sandbags, But the balloon wouldn't go any higher. Let's go up to the mountains, Or down to the sea. You should always say "thank you", Or at least say "please". Conjunction Junction, what's your function? Hooking up words and phrases and clauses In complex sentences like: Conjunction Junction, what's your function? Hooking up cars and making 'em function. Conjunction Junction, how's that function? I like tying up words and phrases and clauses. Conjunction Junction, watch that function. I'm going to get you there if you're very careful. Conjunction Junction, what's your function? I'm going to get you there if you're very careful. Conjunction Junction, what's your function? I'm going to get you there if you're very careful. |
| Posted By: Posted On: Nov 30, 2006 Views: 495 | RE: iraq and iran Justin/Mepball/Dumbass, Sorry you were confused by obvious statements. I'll rephrase it so even you can understand. Clearly you are a gigantic dumbass. You may now return to watching Sesame Street and Electric Company for your grammar lessons. PS - You are a dumbass. |
| Posted By: Justin Posted On: Dec 1, 2006 Views: 481 | RE: iraq and iran Is it better to be a gigantic dumbass, big dumbass, or small dumbass? Maybe I'm like.....written words by someone who doesn't speak English as a first language, or someone who can't write in any languages. Or maybe, I'm a retarted idoit. If I am a gigantic dumbass; what does that make you? |
| Posted By: Posted On: Dec 1, 2006 Views: 477 | RE: iraq and iran "Is it better to be a gigantic dumbass, big dumbass, or small dumbass?" Don't worry about it. You are a gigantic dumbass so there is no sense beating yourself up over something you can't change. "I'm a retarted idoit." Yep. "If I am a gigantic dumbass; what does that make you?" The two are unrelated. You are a gigantic dumbass and I am not any sort of dumbass. If you became a smaller dumbass (unlikely) or a bigger dumbass (probable) it wouldn't change the fact that I am not a dumbass. |
| Posted By: Justin Posted On: Dec 1, 2006 Views: 476 | RE: iraq and iran **** you |
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