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| Posted By: adam Posted On: May 4, 2007 Views: 539 | RE: John "Freakin" Kennedy "There hasn't been a single humorous post made in the last two weeks. " i disagree...theres a post explaining the "i before e except after c" rule and i laughed at the following posts |
| Posted By: John "Freakin' " Kennedy Posted On: May 6, 2007 Views: 525 | RE: John "Freakin" Kennedy This is the real, Original Famous John "Freakin'" Kennedy. I'm see that some of you have chosen to continue my work in my absence, as quite a number of the posts coming from me lately were actually imposters. No problem- imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. Plus I can't exactly copywrite "GETTING MY FREAKIN" HEAD BLOWN OFF", can I? Earlier in this thread "everyone" commented how my memory is treasured by many. Again, I'm flattered, bur please don't put me up on some pedastal, as history has shown that, although it was a different time and place, I was indeed a deeply flawed human being, as are most that bear my Freakin' name. Ask yourself this question- how come so many bad things happen in my family? The media used to say things like "the Kennedy curse". It's simple- bad stuff happens to bad people. Any family that acts like they are entitled to run state and federal governments just because of their freakin' name is just asking for it, obviously. You'd think we were the bloody Royal Family of England. We have a nasty habit of doing things and being able to bury the evidence due to "connections". To put it in terms many of you can understand, read some history, then watch an episode or two of "My Name Is Earl" to get an idea of how the Laws of the Universe operate. Are we pure evil? Of course not- and I certainly did not deserve to GET MY FREAKIN' HEAD BLOWN OFF. But that's what happened. |
| Posted By: John "Freakin' " Kennedy Posted On: May 6, 2007 Views: 524 | RE: John "Freakin" Kennedy Oh, and I don't know who this Watermelon Man is, but earlier a proposal was made for us to join up. I think that's a great idea- a new dream ticket for my party. "Kennedy and Watermelon Man"- has a nice ring to it. Maybe he'd consider being my running mate, as we both have an interest in knowing where the white women are located. |
| Posted By: impersonator Posted On: May 6, 2007 Views: 519 | RE: John "Freakin" Kennedy as racist as I am about to seem for saying this.....I had no idea who this "watermelon man" was, but before I continued to read anymore of that post I immediately assumed that he was black. I am not adoring Kennedy at all, I am simply thanking him for providing a few chuckles. So before any more impersonation posts come bearing the name of John Freakin' Kennedy, I'd like to end them right here. You are now officially cut off. Now make a joke that associates "cut off" with "BLOWN MY FREAKIN HEAD OFF". This joke has been warmed up for you and it's ready to go... peace and love |
| Posted By: John "Freakin' " Kennedy Posted On: May 7, 2007 Views: 517 | RE: John "Freakin" Kennedy Famous Original Freakin' JFK here. Just wanted to clarify- are you cutting ME off, or my impersonator(s)? And how can you tell the difference? SOME of these guys are good- like they worked covertly for the CIA or spmething. Any word from the Watermelon Man? I'm interested in finding out where the caucasian women are located. |
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