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| Posted By: Maestro Posted On: Sep 12, 2008 Views: 452 | RE: CRAP JOBS Ahem, perhaps if you could, quiet down, you would here the section of tiny violins playing a sad minuet in your honor. |
| Posted By: Posted On: Sep 12, 2008 Views: 447 | RE: CRAP JOBS "Don't know why alot of the cheap tippers like dishes with cream sauces. But you should see how the servers make their personal contributions to the sauce, just for you." Care to explain how these people know before the meal is even served that a person is going to leave them a small tip? If someone is tampering with food in such a manner, not only should they not get any tip but they should also be tied to a truck bumper by their feet and dragged around town for a few hours. |
| Posted By: waiter Posted On: Sep 12, 2008 Views: 444 | RE: CRAP JOBS you learn to profile people after a while and make pretty accurate guesses about their generosity. waiter secret by the way - you don't have to smile or be nice to the customer until the moment that you hand the check to them - the tip will be the same. |
| Posted By: Posted On: Sep 12, 2008 Views: 440 | RE: CRAP JOBS Maybe if you want bad tips all the time that works but if you are waiting on me, you are being evaluated right from the beginning and you tip will be adjusted accordingly. Profiling is BS. You can't tell ahead of time and you can't test your theory to see if it is even working. Sounds like an excuse to be half-assed. It goes right back to too many lazy asses in the world thinking they are entitled to a tip no matter how poorly they do their job. |
| Posted By: waiter Posted On: Sep 12, 2008 Views: 433 | RE: CRAP JOBS Black people, old people, teenagers, college students, foreigners - 95% bad tippers. Aside from that I could get into minutia but your brain can only process information in large chunks, so I'll leave it at that. It is no theory, it is experience. |
| Posted By: waiter Posted On: Sep 13, 2008 Views: 429 | RE: CRAP JOBS ^ nice try but that wasn't me |
| Posted By: Posted On: Sep 13, 2008 Views: 424 | RE: CRAP JOBS Your brain doesn't seem to be able to process any information. You are going through an awful lot of effort to avoid the plain and simple fact that you are a loser. |
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