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Posted By: thatguy

Posted On: Dec 12, 2008
Views: 595
THE BIBLE IS A FAKE?

Is it?


Posted By: co-worker

Posted On: Dec 12, 2008
Views: 594
RE: THE BIBLE IS A FAKE?

ok here's a question... are we all decendants of noah if the great flood killed everyone?


Posted By: Debra

Posted On: Dec 12, 2008
Views: 589
RE: THE BIBLE IS A FAKE?

So if David looked from his balcony and saw the woman taking a shower, would her name be ShowerSheba instead of Bathsheba?


Posted By: Adam

Posted On: Dec 12, 2008
Views: 574
RE: THE BIBLE IS A FAKE?

No... the Bible is very much real.
Trust me; I've had my own personal experiences of dealing with demons and other strange but real things.

If you want to know about such things, then you must search them out; though, be very careful as to how far you venture.
Go too far and you might end up not coming back, or you'll be snatched up at moments notice.

You want the fast lane; then sell your soul.

You want the slow lane; then seek God.

Most of all, ask and you shall receive.


Posted By: nigel

Posted On: Dec 12, 2008
Views: 567
RE: THE BIBLE IS A FAKE?

Trust me; I've had my own personal experiences of dealing with demons and other strange but real things.

Mind to elaborate?


Posted By: thatguy

Posted On: Dec 12, 2008
Views: 555
RE: THE BIBLE IS A FAKE?

what does the bible have to do with demons. i was playing Doom the other day. no bible needed.


Posted By: Constantine

Posted On: Dec 12, 2008
Views: 553
RE: THE BIBLE IS A FAKE?

Tell me Adam about your demonic experiences...


Posted By: rb

Posted On: Dec 13, 2008
Views: 531
RE: THE BIBLE IS A FAKE?

I prefer to believe in Harry Potter. I've had my own personal experiences with magicians.


Posted By: Mark

Posted On: Dec 13, 2008
Views: 495
RE: THE BIBLE IS A FAKE?

Every thought you think is fake. Thinking is doing and all doing is fake. Only by being can the truth be seen. No religion is needed.


Posted By: MG

Posted On: Dec 14, 2008
Views: 485
RE: THE BIBLE IS A FAKE?

Hmm. Another non-religious person not because of any particular belief but because they think (which is fake, nifty, huh?) it will make them come across as mysterious and enlightened. Prattle, prattle....


Posted By: Cardial Obo

Posted On: Dec 14, 2008
Views: 481
RE: THE BIBLE IS A FAKE?

Hmm. Another religious person not because of any particular belief but because they think (which is fake, neato, huh?) it will make them come across as mysterious and enlightened. Prattle, prattle....


Posted By: MG

Posted On: Dec 14, 2008
Views: 472
RE: THE BIBLE IS A FAKE?

Hmm. Another person who supposes a critical point of a statement must make the arguer of the polar opposite belief. And religious?

Come on, I think we've all heard enough of the, "I'm not religious per say, but I'm, like, totally spiritual. Like, I can get off on just sunlight through trees." Go to any bar in any artsy city and you'll get fed that one by any chick you'd like.

Now I guess you can parody this and counter the second paragraph with some sort of televangelist type quote that I would apparently say?

Oh, and prattle, prattle.


Posted By: Farmmer

Posted On: Dec 14, 2008
Views: 467
RE: THE BIBLE IS A FAKE?

Heyy heyyyyy hey. Christians: go read your Bibles! Atheists and agnostics (AKA those who can't decide what to order for themselves at restaurants) go read some Ralph Waldo Emerson faggots!!! And then read some Henry David Thoreau queers!!!!!11 Because he loves nature and is dreamy

Then allow George Bushes to legalize offshore drilling and ruin our Earth and have Obama to act like he doesn't like it but allow it as a "quick fix" while we research alternative fuels even though -- WHHOOOPPPSS -- Obama was always criticizing McCain for supporting offshore drilling because it's not -- I repeat -- NNNOOOTT a "quick fix."

And then legalize gay marriage and corrupt our families or don't and alienate millions of people, bastard faggots!!!

I'm all over the map on this one, ya'll don't know what to think!!!!!!!!!1


Posted By: Adam

Posted On: Dec 14, 2008
Views: 464
RE: THE BIBLE IS A FAKE?

... wouldn't you like to know.


Posted By: beans

Posted On: Dec 14, 2008
Views: 462
RE: THE BIBLE IS A FAKE?

Um, actually I know exactly what to think.

MG - I love that you write a "chick" would feed you that line. Really? Seems like it's the guys around here that are bellying up to the bar with that kind of vapid neo-transcendentalism (and don't blame Emerson and Thoreau for other people's misreading of them). Clearly, though, you see this whole idea as feminized. Very weird.

thatguy - what do you mean by "fake"? As in, it never happened historically? Or it can't be scientifically proven? Even if you don't buy that it was written by the hand of God, even if it's just a piece of literature or art, it has value and "truth" to it. James Madison once said something like, "I study politics and law, so my children can study science, so their children can study art and literature." History and science aren't the end-all.


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