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Posted By: gunfever's 3rd grade teacher Posted On: May 26, 2009 Views: 259 | RE: teenage perversion Hit return to soon but we all know gunfever didn't write my grade. Impersonator - Yes, I remember many things. Weeze? No, I know my parents. I would say that I have been here since gunfever was in diapers but that only means longer than a few weeks. |
Posted By: gunfever Posted On: May 27, 2009 Views: 255 | RE: teenage perversion u lil ****ing homo bitch i bet ur that lil queer **** for brains u ****ing stupid bitch u can ****ing grade all u want u lil homo but how bout instead of grading u ****ing grow some balls and come down to my house so i can finally bury ur bitch ass once and for all u cockssucker son of a bitch fagot **** nigga |
Posted By: gunfever's 3rd grade teacher Posted On: May 27, 2009 Views: 253 | RE: teenage perversion I can't believe it. Everyone said you were unteachable. They said you were too stupid to learn even the simplest of things. I persevered and I finally saw the tiniest of baby steps but I'll take it. You finally learned there is no "i" in fagot/faggot. Now if we could get you to come out of the closet and accept your love of the cock, we would really be doing good. |
Posted By: gunfever Posted On: May 27, 2009 Views: 251 | RE: teenage perversion **** u ****er ill ****ing mke a lot of progress when i ****ing cap ur lil pussy ass homo but ya u aint grading any more u lil pussy so why dont u ****ing tell me where to find u pussy ass homo lil bitch **** when i finally meet u face to face i am gonna shoot in both ur knee caps then i will ****ing take power drill and **** up ur mouth and finally i will ****en throwur ass in a pirranna tank u lil bitch and if u dont like that this thing dont got any punctuation in it u homo then u know where my ouse is u ****er do somthing about it u lil homo ussy bitch **** nigga |
Posted By: gunfever's 3rd grade teacher Posted On: May 27, 2009 Views: 249 | RE: RE: teenage perversion "**** u ****er ill ****ing mke a lot of progress when i ****ing cap ur lil pussy ass homo but ya u aint grading any more u lil pussy so why dont u ****ing tell me where to find u pussy ass homo lil bitch **** when i finally meet u face to face i am gonna shoot in both ur knee caps then i will ****ing take power drill and **** up ur mouth and finally i will ****en throwur ass in a pirranna tank u lil bitch and if u dont like that this thing dont got any punctuation in it u homo then u know where my ouse is u ****er do somthing about it u lil homo ussy bitch **** nigga" I feel a record low coming up... Spelling (-96 points) u/ur -30 points ill -2 points lil -25 points mke - ??? planning a trip or you can't spell. Let's go with the later. -5 points ya - yea -5 points aint - let's go with aren't -5 points throwur - WTF is a throwur? You mean pitcher? I think you are more likely the catcher -5 points pirranna - even when spelled right they aren't scary -5 points dont - apostrophe -4points ouse - ??? I don't even know what your ouse is let alone where you might keep it and I don't think I want to know. -5 points somthing - that is something -5 points ussy - damn funny when you forget how to spell one of your "go to" slang -5 points Sentence structure (-20 points) Who is kidding who? There is no sentence and there is no structure. A retarded Spider Monkey could have mashed out a more comprehensible statement. Vocabulary and content (-20 points) You are all over the road like a Parkinson's patient on Red Bull. Anyone following along is surely confused by now. First you want to meet at a spot I pick, then you want to come to my location only to contradict yourself and tell me to come to you. Your indecisiveness continues when you say you will shoot me in the knee caps after repeatedly stating you would shoot me in the head. It leaves the reader wondering why the change and would you be using the magic .22 pistol to also do the whole patellar destruction thing. I hate to have to point out another hole in your action sequence but how did you plan on dealing with the whole power drill thing. Maybe I missed something in your Neanderthal speak but how do you plan on powering the drill? Are you expecting to meet up right next to an outlet or will you be wearing a few hundred feet of extension cord across your chest like a gunslinger's ammo belt? Maybe you should consider a cordless drill instead. Make sure the battery is charged up though. It would be embarrassing if went to **** up my mouth and you had no torque. Moving on, you might want to do a little research before coming up with evil plots to kill people. While Piranha make for a great scary movie, in reality they are harmless. They are actually quite the opposite of their reputation and are very high strung. Much like you, they become terrified and panicked when anyone even looks at them. Final Grade: -36% - F and a new record. |
Posted By: gunfever Posted On: May 28, 2009 Views: 244 | RE: teenage perversion man **** u lil pussy bitch homo ill make it simple gimmie ur address and ill show up and kill u easy and anyway u suck at grading anyway when give a percent its supposed to be out of a 100 u dumb lil bitch and u cant go into negitives u dumb lil homo bitch learn to grade u stupid homo bitch **** nigga |
Posted By: gunfever Posted On: May 30, 2009 Views: 232 | RE: teenage perversion let mee refraaze that::: OOOH OOOH AHHH AHHH EEEH EEEHH OHHH OHHH OOOH OOOH AHHH AHHH EEEH EEEHH OHHH OHHH OOOH OOOH AHHH AHHH EEEH EEEHH OHHH OHHH OOOH OOOH AHHH AHHH EEEH EEEHH OHHH OHHH OOOH OOOH AHHH AHHH EEEH EEEHH OHHH OHHH OOOH OOOH AHHH AHHH EEEH EEEHH OHHH OHHH OOOH OOOH AHHH AHHH EEEH EEEHH OHHH OHHH OOOH OOOH AHHH AHHH EEEH EEEHH OHHH OHHH OOOH OOOH AHHH AHHH EEEH EEEHH OHHH OHHH OOOH OOOH AHHH AHHH EEEH EEEHH OHHH OHHH OOOH OOOH AHHH AHHH EEEH EEEHH OHHH OHHH OOOH OOOH AHHH AHHH EEEH EEEHH OHHH OHHH OOOH OOOH AHHH AHHH EEEH EEEHH OHHH OHHH OOOH OOOH AHHH AHHH EEEH EEEHH OHHH OHHH OOOH OOOH AHHH AHHH EEEH EEEHH OHHH OHHH OOOH OOOH AHHH AHHH EEEH EEEHH OHHH OHHH OOOH OOOH AHHH AHHH EEEH EEEHH OHHH OHHH OOOH OOOH AHHH AHHHOOOH OOOH AHHH AHHH EEEH EEEHH OHHH OHHH OOOH OOOH AHHH AHHH EEEH EEEHH OHHH OHHH OOOH OOOH AHHH AHHH EEEH EEEHH OHHH OHHH OOOH OOOH AHHH AHHH EEEH EEEHH OHHH OHHH OOOH OOOH AHHH AHHH EEEH EEEHH OHHH OHHH OOOH OOOH AHHH AHHH EEEH EEEHH OHHH OHHH OOOH OOOH AHHH AHHH EEEH EEEHH OHHH OHHH OOOH OOOH AHHH AHHH EEEH EEEHH OHHH OHHH OOOH OOOH AHHH AHHH EEEH EEEHH OHHH OHHH OOOH OOOH AHHH AHHH EEEH EEEHH OHHH OHHH OOOH OOOH AHHH AHHH EEEH EEEHH OHHH OHHH OOOH OOOH AHHH AHHH EEEH EEEHH OHHH OHHH OOOH OOOH AHHH AHHH EEEH EEEHH OHHH OHHH OOOH OOOH AHHH AHHH EEEH EEEHH OHHH OHHH OOOH OOOH AHHH AHHH EEEH EEEHH OHHH OHHH OOOH OOOH AHHH AHHH EEEH EEEHH OHHH OHHH OOOH OOOH AHHH AHHH EEEH EEEHH OHHH OHHH OOOH OOOH AHHH AHHH EEEH EEEHH OHHH OHHH OOOH OOOH AHHH AHHH EEEH EEEHH OHHH OHHH OOOH OOOH AHHH AHHH EEEH EEEHH OHHH OHHH OOOH OOOH AHHH AHHH EEEH EEEHH OHHH OHHH EEEH EEEHH OHHH OHHH OOOH OOOH AHHH OOOH OOOH AHHH AHHH EEEH EEEHH OHHH OHHH OOOH OOOH AHHH AHHH EEEH EEEHH OHHH OHHH OOOH OOOH AHHH AHHH EEEH EEEHH OHHH OHHH OOOH OOOH AHHH AHHH EEEH EEEHH OHHH OHHH OOOH OOOH AHHH AHHH EEEH EEEHH OHHH OHHH OOOH OOOH AHHH AHHH EEEH EEEHH OHHH OHHH OOOH OOOH AHHH AHHH EEEH EEEHH OHHH OHHH AHHH EEEH EEEHH OHHH OHHH OOOH OOOH OOOH OOOH AHHH AHHH EEEH EEEHH OHHH OHHH OOOH OOOH AHHH AHHH EEEH EEEHH OHHH OHHH OOOH OOOH AHHH AHHH EEEH EEEHH OHHH OHHH OOOH OOOH AHHH AHHH EEEH EEEHH OHHH OHHH OOOH OOOH AHHH AHHH EEEH EEEHH OHHH OHHH OOOH OOOH AHHH AHHH EEEH EEEHH OHHH OHHH OOOH OOOH AHHH AHHH EEEH EEEHH OHHH OHHH AHHH AHHH EEEH EEEHH OHHH OHHH OOOH OOOH AHHH AHHH EEEH EEEHH OHHH OHHH WALLA WALL BING BANG BOOM. |
Posted By: gunfever's 3rd grade teacher Posted On: May 30, 2009 Views: 228 | RE: teenage perversion "anyway u suck at grading anyway" - really? In a sense you are correct and imagine my surprise in seeing that you do understand positive AND negative numbers. Amazing. Anyway, yes for normal, and that is the key word here, students a scale of 0 to 100 is used and for most students it works fine. Every now and then we get that very "special" student such as yourself that just doesn't work within the 100% scale. With someone like you, where you are so beyond just plain stupid, stopping at zero doesn't really work so we have to continue on down into the negative numbers. I hope this clears up your confusion but somehow I doubt it. |
Posted By: gunfever Posted On: May 31, 2009 Views: 224 | RE: teenage perversion **** u lil homo **** spamin fagit and **** too u bitch ill kill u fag im still waited for bitch ass u come down so i can make good on my promise to ****in kill ur ass u lil bitch **** nigga |
Posted By: gunfever's guidance counselor Posted On: Jun 1, 2009 Views: 223 | RE: teenage perversion Awwwww... did ums get your widdle feelings hurt by the big bad teacher? Did ums feel bad and want to cry? Here's my professional advice: Suck some more cock and go fuck yourself. Tough shit, asshole. |
Posted By: gunfever Posted On: Jun 2, 2009 Views: 218 | RE: teenage perversion **** u u lil fagit qweer ill ****in pop ur bittch ass too u lil fagit whore where the **** do u live u lil pusssy ass qweer bitch ill ****ing murder ur bitch ass **** nigga |
Posted By: gunfever's dead crack whore mama Posted On: Jun 2, 2009 Views: 216 | RE: teenage perversion It's hard to type while getting my ass pounded by all these big black cocks, but I'll give it a shot in between cumbaths. Little Gunfever, take off my whore clothes and whore shoes right now (glug) or if you won't do that then get down on your knees (glug glug glug) and help (glug) me suck (glug glug glug) these cocks off (glug glug glug glug glug glug swallow swallow swallow gulp gulp yummmmmmm.) You know you want to, it's all you can talk about all day. Buttsex and Manjuice. Mmmmmmmmm... |
Posted By: gunfever Posted On: Jun 2, 2009 Views: 211 | RE: teenage perversion **** u lil impersonating ****in imposter u ****ing cant say anything so u gotta pretend to be my mom u lil ****ing bitch manu wouldnt say **** if i had ur address u ****en lil bitch nigga **** |
Posted By: gunfever's dead crack whore mama Posted On: Jun 3, 2009 Views: 210 | RE: teenage perversion suck suck suck suck gulp gulp gulp splat splat SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT MMMMMMMMM BUKKAKE YUMMM SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLATSPLATSPLATSPLATSPLATSPLATSPLATSPLATSPLAT MMMMM SPLATSPLATSPLAT MANJUICE MMMMM SPLATSPLAT SPLAT OHHH SHIT SPLATSPLATSPLATSPLAT SWALLOWSWALLOW I'M DROWNING IN MANJUICE SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT I CAN'T SEE SPLAT SPLAT HELP ME LIL' GUNFEVER! HELP YO DEAD CRACK HO MAMA!!! GET OVER HERE AND DRINK SOME OF THIS MANJUICE OFF ME BEFORE I DROWN IN IT. YUMMMMMY IT'S GOOD (lick lick lick lick gulp gulp gulp BUUURP MMMMMTHAT'S GOOD!) THANK YOU LIL' GUNFEVER. I'LL LET YOU WEAR MY WHORE CLOTHES NOW. |
Posted By: gunfever Posted On: Jun 3, 2009 Views: 204 | RE: teenage perversion **** u impersonating qweers ill ****ing murder all ulil dumb pussy fagit ass qweer hom u lil mother****ers all gonna die fags **** nigga |
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