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Posted By: Director of Artemis Fowl movie

Posted On: Dec 16, 2004
Views: 687
Who should play the troll in the AF movie?

Hey yall Arty fans!
As director of the new movie i am just wondering if you dedicated fans could give me your ideas on who should play the troll, i haven't found anyone quite big and ugly enough yet!

peace out, Lawrence Guterman xxx


Posted By: Nicole

Posted On: Dec 16, 2004
Views: 686
RE: Who should play the troll in the AF movie?

Oh my God! Lawrence its so great too meet you finnaly, i mean like wow this is so amasing, oh i'm Nicole by the way, and um wow! Ok i know i'm kinda babling hear but um... Ok i'll just come out and say it: I THINK I SHOULD PLAY THE TROLL IN THE MOVIE! What do you think, i mean i know i'd definitly be ugly enough, if not TOO ugly... so PLEASE comsider me for this role it would mean SO much too me!


Posted By: TS

Posted On: Dec 16, 2004
Views: 685
RE: Who should play the troll in the AF movie?

NO, NO LAWRENCE, you musn't listen to anything Nicole says. Theres no question about how ugly her mug is but I, I alone am the ugliest and only man for the job. My name is Tyler softcock but you can call me softy, Lawrence my good man. Together you and I can create the ultimate Artemis blockbuster and all shall hail me as Artemis' most loyal fan. peace out - Softy xxx


Posted By: Danny U.

Posted On: Dec 16, 2004
Views: 682
RE: Who should play the troll in the AF movie?

I am taking a wild stab, but were those all three imposters??? If so, die you complete idiot. Even if you don't have an impressive identity, that is no reason to steal ours.


Posted By: TS

Posted On: Dec 17, 2004
Views: 678
RE: Who should play the troll in the AF movie?

Oh wow. you are quite the guesser Danny. What tipped you off? the spelling, grammar, and punctuation errors, the rampant stupidity and lack of self respect, or just the fact that we all posted right in a row like?


Posted By: impersonator

Posted On: Dec 17, 2004
Views: 673
RE: Who should play the troll in the AF movie?

Ok everyone, yes, i did impersonate Lawrence Guterman and TS on this one, but i swear to God i did NOT impersonate Nicole. TS you said that the bad grammar was one of the ways you could tell it was me, but haven't you realised that i'm not making it up, Nicole honestly does have BAD grammar? **** man i thought you were smart or something? obviously not.
And shut your hole Dan Dan if you know whats good for you. You're not very nice to your friends, you're always kissing my arse and siding with me on everything i say and now suddenly you've turned on me like the dirty, stinkin turn coat you are, so you can get ****ed, it might actually do you some good you know.
Peace out- the impersonator xoxoxox


Posted By: Nicole

Posted On: Dec 18, 2004
Views: 663
RE: Who should play the troll in the AF movie?

Tyler & Danny: You want to know what's sad? He actually finds talking to himself amusing, like with his three impersonations up top.

Idiot: Do you honestly think that TS and Danny don't know me well enough to realize that the second comment was not me? I really think that you've out moroned yourself.


Posted By: TS

Posted On: Dec 18, 2004
Views: 661
RE: Who should play the troll in the AF movie?

The only time I'VE ever seen Danny agree with you on anything was when you were using his name! Nicole's grammar isn't perfect, neither is mine, and neither is Danny's. However, your's is abysmal.


Posted By: Danny U.

Posted On: Dec 18, 2004
Views: 658
RE: Who should play the troll in the AF movie?

Tehe! So know I am 'Dan Dan'? My God you are pathetic. You are a pathetic excuse for a human being. Its a pitty your mother didn't shoot you at birth.


Posted By: TS

Posted On: Dec 18, 2004
Views: 654
RE: Who should play the troll in the AF movie?

God damn... okay either Danny is really slipping or impersonator is at it again. I'm going to guess the latter seeing as i'm very paranoid.


Posted By: impersonator

Posted On: Dec 18, 2004
Views: 652
RE: Who should play the troll in the AF movie?

No TS Dan Dan is really slipping... wait, I'm not even sure he ever had a grip. I'm guessing he is feeling pretty embarrassed right now and he'll probably try and blame his last post on me. peace out - the impersonator xxx


Posted By: Nicole

Posted On: Dec 19, 2004
Views: 645
RE: Who should play the troll in the AF movie?

Yeah well after all this conversations with you it's logical that someone's iq might take a bit of a beating.


Posted By: Danny U.

Posted On: Dec 19, 2004
Views: 643
RE: Who should play the troll in the AF movie?

It appears I am indeed slipping. Ok then. I am not going to post for a week or so, other than to answer direct questions. Mayhap I shall 'get a grip' by then.


Posted By: impersonator

Posted On: Dec 19, 2004
Views: 640
RE: Who should play the troll in the AF movie?

Dan Dan comes down! can't believe you go off your high horse for once and admitted to one of your many mistakes. Good luck with getting a grip. xxx your friendly neighbourhood impersonator


Posted By: TS

Posted On: Dec 19, 2004
Views: 637
RE: Who should play the troll in the AF movie?

Impersonator, are you by chance British? or maybe Australian or something... who else besides the brits spells neighborhood with a u? or is it just in America that we don't?


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