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Posted By: Kelly

Posted On: Dec 21, 2004
Views: 653
Is Nicole a man or a Woman?

Well the name "Nicole" may implicate that the subject is in fact a woman but I have reason to suspect otherwise. To be exact: I have reason to suspect that this unidentified gender specimen is actually a homosexual man seeking the attention of T.S. Benjamin. Who is also recognised as "T.S" or "Tyler". There is rational thought behind this post and if you would like my full report on the subject I would be glad to show it to you. I hope there is going to be a diverse collection of opinions on the matter at hand.


Posted By: Linda

Posted On: Dec 21, 2004
Views: 650
RE: Is Nicole a man or a Woman?

I hate to say this - but you just can't be good at insulting if you're too stupid to proofread your sentences. Case in point:
" ... name "Nicole" may implicate..."

Obviously, you should have said "imply."


When will they ever learn?!



Posted By: Nicole

Posted On: Dec 21, 2004
Views: 646
RE: Is Nicole a man or a Woman?

My gender happens to be none of your concern, due to the fact that even if I am female you will keep calling me male and if I am male then you will call me female. This has already been proven through the Idiot's posts. On a side note do you have something against homosexuals? because you seem to say it like it's an insult.


Posted By: PB

Posted On: Dec 21, 2004
Views: 644
RE: Is Nicole a man or a Woman?

Why is it that with newbies they have to know what gender they are speaking to...what difference does it make whether your talking to a boy or a girl?


Posted By: TS

Posted On: Dec 21, 2004
Views: 641
RE: Is Nicole a man or a Woman?

Linda: Don't make posts about grammar if you aren't going to correct your own mistakes. You should have used a comma after the word 'said'. In your efforts to sound intelligent you just make a total idiot of yourself.

As for the comment, I must agree with Kelly. I do have my suspicions over Nicole's gender. It actually reminds of a song, Lola by The Kinks.

I met her in a club down in old soho
Where you drink champagne and it tastes just like cherry-cola
Coca-cola]
C-o-l-a cola
She walked up to me and she asked me to dance
I asked her her name and in a dark brown voice she said lola
L-o-l-a lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola

Well I’m not the world’s most physical guy
But when she squeezed me tight she nearly broke my spine
Oh my lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola
Well I’m not dumb but I can’t understand
Why she walked like a woman and talked like a man
Oh my lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola

Well we drank champagne and danced all night
Under electric candlelight
She picked me up and sat me on her knee
And said dear boy won’t you come home with me
Well I’m not the world’s most passionate guy
But when I looked in her eyes well I almost fell for my lola
Lo-lo-lo-lo lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola
Lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola

I pushed her away
I walked to the door
I fell to the floor
I got down on my knees
Then I looked at her and she at me

Well that’s the way that I want it to stay
And I always want it to be that way for my lola
Lo-lo-lo-lo lola
Girls will be boys and boys will be girls
It’s a mixed up muddled up shook up world except for lola
Lo-lo-lo-lo lola

Well I left home just a week before
And I’d never ever kissed a woman before
But lola smiled and took me by the hand
And said dear boy I’m gonna make you a man

Well I’m not the world’s most masculine man
But I know what I am and I’m glad I’m a man
And so is lola
Lo-lo-lo-lo lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola
Lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola


Posted By: Kelly

Posted On: Dec 21, 2004
Views: 640
RE: Is Nicole a man or a Woman?

I have NOTHING against homosexuals, but I do agree it would be an insult to them if you were one. Your gender is actually quite a large concern. If you are a man then you have obviously been lying about yourself. In which case most people will feel insecure and will probably be frightened by the fact they're talking to someone who they can't trust and don’t know anything about. Except that you are stupid of course.


Posted By: Nicole

Posted On: Dec 21, 2004
Views: 632
RE: Is Nicole a man or a Woman?

idiot: What makes you think that the main people on this forum don't know my gender? How do you know that I just haven't been lying to the newbs? You really don't know anything about me so you shouldn't act like you do. Why would it be an insult to homosexuals if I was one? Does that mean that it's an insult to straight people that I am one? As for your comment on not knowing anything about a person that you're talking to online, isn't that the way that it always is? I mean I could tell you that I'm Jimmy Hoffa and you would have no way of knowing if it was true or not unless we met in person, so how is that relevant?


Posted By: Linda

Posted On: Dec 21, 2004
Views: 629
RE: Is Nicole a man or a Woman?

I just did a poo in my pants. It's all squelchy.


Posted By: Kelly

Posted On: Dec 21, 2004
Views: 627
RE: Is Nicole a man or a Woman?

Moving on from that absolutely disgusting post from Linda.

Nicole: Your entire last post wasn't relevant to this topic. Unless you start volunteering your ideas about your gender I suggest you create a new topic discussing the falsities of people’s identities online.


Posted By: Nicole

Posted On: Dec 22, 2004
Views: 621
RE: Is Nicole a man or a Woman?

As I've said before, anything about me is my business, not yours.


Posted By: TS

Posted On: Dec 22, 2004
Views: 619
RE: Is Nicole a man or a Woman?

Well would you look at that. Linda and I were both impersonated. Yet again.


Posted By: Nicole

Posted On: Dec 22, 2004
Views: 617
RE: Is Nicole a man or a Woman?

Ha are you surprised? Even VG wasn't this craved for attention.


Posted By: impersonator

Posted On: Dec 22, 2004
Views: 613
RE: Is Nicole a man or a Woman?

VG was completely and utterly stupid. I am not.


Posted By: Nicole

Posted On: Dec 23, 2004
Views: 607
RE: Is Nicole a man or a Woman?

impersonator: Now who said anything about his intelligence?


Posted By: impersonator

Posted On: Dec 23, 2004
Views: 603
RE: Is Nicole a man or a Woman?

Um Nicole, that would be me.


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