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| Posted By: Linda Posted On: Apr 19, 2005 Views: 601 | lest you think I don't speak the truth To all the Idiots and Newbies: In case you think that English and its proper usage are unimportant, please read an excerpt from an email I received. This email is from a company that wants people to buy its products. EVEN THEY HATE IDIOTS! "One Wailing List subscriber put it this way: 'What, r u ashamed 2 share it with the world?! u just want my moneny (sic)? steve wolframs WHOLE BOOK is online- get with the times, dispair!(sic)' Okay- first thing. Unless you sent that message from a T-Mobile Sidekick and were writing it while driving a getaway car that was being shot at by law enforcement, the only thing we are ashamed of is having a person like you on our email list. Yes, I'm talking to you specifically, "L8rDaze@(removed).com". Opt-out, man. We don't want you on the list. ... Nevertheless, for those who wrote intelligible requests for browsable excerpts from the book, reasonably seeking to "try before you buy", your requests have been obliged. Now you can read chapter opens and further excerpts from all ten chapters of the book! http://www.demotivation.com/excerpts/ " I REST MY CASE (at least for the moment) |
| Posted By: Duff Fan #1986 Posted On: Apr 19, 2005 Views: 597 | RE: lest you think I don't speak the truth are you 50? |
| Posted By: Linda Posted On: Apr 19, 2005 Views: 595 | RE: lest you think I don't speak the truth What difference does it make to you? I might be older. I might be younger! Suffice it to say that I feel like an adult and I am old enough to know better but young enough not to care. |
| Posted By: Duff Fan #1986 Posted On: Apr 20, 2005 Views: 584 | RE: lest you think I don't speak the truth If you can't tell me you must be old. |
| Posted By: Linda Posted On: Apr 21, 2005 Views: 578 | RE: lest you think I don't speak the truth So what if I am old or young. What does that have to do with the topic of this thread? I believe this indicates that you are not very intelligent ergo I don't care to talk to you. Yes, that means that I might also be a snob (an effete, intellectual snob as a former US vice president once said) |
| Posted By: Nicole Posted On: Apr 21, 2005 Views: 574 | RE: lest you think I don't speak the truth What does age have to do with anything? |
| Posted By: impersonator Posted On: Apr 22, 2005 Views: 569 | RE: lest you think I don't speak the truth You have to be over 18 to go to a club in oz, 18 to drink, 16 to drive, over 30 to go to an over 30s bar (etc), 16 to have sex, a teenager to be in a teen chatroom, 60 to apply for a pension...my my, what a stupid question that was! |
| Posted By: Nicole Posted On: Apr 24, 2005 Views: 562 | RE: lest you think I don't speak the truth Since when do you have to be 16 to have sex? And all those things can be faked with fake ids, so it doesn't have to do with anything. |
| Posted By: Gabriel Posted On: Apr 24, 2005 Views: 556 | RE: lest you think I don't speak the truth not if your like six or something. |
| Posted By: Linda Posted On: Apr 24, 2005 Views: 554 | RE: lest you think I don't speak the truth Not a single one of you idiots has commented on the subject of this thread. Can you not read!? |
| Posted By: Nicole Posted On: Apr 25, 2005 Views: 552 | RE: lest you think I don't speak the truth Gabriel: Why would a six-year-old care enough to fake that stuff anyway? And haven't you ever heard of progeria? |
| Posted By: Linda Posted On: Apr 25, 2005 Views: 548 | RE: lest you think I don't speak the truth Nicole, What does that word mean? I've never heard of it and can't find it in the dictionary. Ooooh! I love learning new things. |
| Posted By: Nicole Posted On: Apr 26, 2005 Views: 544 | RE: lest you think I don't speak the truth It's a disease that causes rapid aging, like someone who's my age might appear to be 60. Most people with it don't live past 21. |
| Posted By: Gabriel Posted On: Apr 26, 2005 Views: 542 | RE: lest you think I don't speak the truth there was a movie of a child like that, the movie was done nicely. |
| Posted By: sam Posted On: Apr 26, 2005 Views: 539 | RE: lest you think I don't speak the truth you couldn't be talking about that ****ty robin williams movie could you? it f*cking sucked |
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