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| Posted By: By a homeless dogless dude Posted On: Feb 13, 2007 Views: 306 | How my dog died :`( Well, it all started because of Artemis Fowl. I HATE Artemis Fowl! Well, it all started one day when I was walking home from school and I saw my friend carrying an Artemis Fowl book.*shudders*. I walked up to him and asked him what it was. And he said, "Artemis Fowl", *shudders*. He said I should read it so I took his advice and did. Dundundunnnnnnn *shivers*.So while I was reading the part where Holly Short *mumbles with a tint of insanity* is being fairy-napped by the genius Artemis Fowl *shudders*. So I was talking to my friend in China on a web-cam and I had to use the restroom. So I put my book on top of the computer and left the room. While I was gone, the book fell off the top of my computer and fell so it was leaning against the web-cam. Then my dog, feeling himself to be masterful in the art of computers turned on the web-cam.Dundundunnnnn *shivers*. Unfortunately for me my friends dad wo was the head of a Gang/Mafia/Criminal/Assassin/Paparazzi/Army Organization (if that's possible)saw THE BOOK!*sobs quietly* After seeing THE BOOK *sobs quietly* his dad remembered he needed to give a friend of his in America some highly illegal toothpaste that was said to whiten your teeth by 50%! *rambles on meaninglessly*. Heres the worst part of the whole story *sobs histerically*. His dad smuggled on the plane A CAN OF CHILI! When the plane got there his dad left to go straight to his friends. but he forgot THE CHILI! Dundundunnnnnn. Later that day a bunch of terrorists hi-jacked the plane that THE CHILI! was on. While the terrorists were preparing to crash into their target and so he got the chili bomb only to find, its not the chili bomb he found its THE CHILI! In frustration he throws it through the window, cracking the glass... duh. Luckily the plane runs out of oxigine and it crashes into.... THE TERRORIST CAMP! An innocent hobo walking on the street discovered the now radiation infused CAN OF CHILI!@!!@! Did I mention I hate chili? The hobo hopped on a train to my home in Gary Indiana(and when I say hopped on, I mean it literally). It was getting cold and so he decided t ocook his radiation infused CAN OF CHILI! Shortly after he was eating his radiation infused CHILE! and farted a record fart scoring two on the rictor scale. The fart was so violent that it knocked over a lamp... Which knocked over a vase of flowers(don't ask me how wthat got ther =\)... Which hit the web-cam getting it wet and sending an electic shock throught the cord electricuting my dog! And some elephant named BoBo in Africa... Don't ask its another story much like this one. And that is how Artemis Fowl *shudders* killed my dog. |
| Posted By: By a homeless dogless dude Posted On: Feb 13, 2007 Views: 305 | RE: How my dog died :`( After hearing my sorrowful story do any of you have the heart to tell me that you still like Artemis Fowl? *shudders* |
| Posted By: By a homeless dogless dude Posted On: Feb 13, 2007 Views: 299 | RE: How my dog died :`( Please post. Likes or dislikes, loves or hates, praise me or criticize me. I don't care just post! |
| Posted By: Sierra Posted On: Feb 13, 2007 Views: 286 | RE: How my dog died :`( Yes I happen to still like Artemis Fowl thank you very much! |
| Posted By: artygirl Posted On: Feb 14, 2007 Views: 284 | RE: How my dog died :`( wow, that's...well, that's that then... |
| Posted By: By a homeless dogless dude Posted On: Feb 14, 2007 Views: 282 | RE: How my dog died :`( Yea well... I just was really bored and wanted to write a story and I also like Artemis Fowl. Why else would I be on this site? I was just really bored... And by the way all characters in this story are fictional. Actually, ALL of this is fictional including BoBo... :) |
| Posted By: ellen Posted On: Feb 20, 2007 Views: 274 | RE: How my dog died :`( crazy man!!! |
| Posted By: ne1 Posted On: Feb 20, 2007 Views: 272 | RE: How my dog died :`( i dont care how ur dog died my dog died to and it sucked but i dont want to hear about it so get lost dude |
| Posted By: dont care Posted On: Feb 20, 2007 Views: 271 | RE: How my dog died :`( artemis did't kill ur dog the book did't come alive and eat him did it and ur story makes almost no senec at all i agree with ne1 get lost dude |
| Posted By: artygirl Posted On: Feb 24, 2007 Views: 268 | RE: How my dog died :`( wow, who the true fans of Artemis Fowl are really show when you say he killed your dog :) |
| Posted By: watever Posted On: Feb 28, 2007 Views: 258 | RE: How my dog died :`( look this has nothing to do with ur sap story but i thought i'd say it i dont lik to read |
| Posted By: crazylele1 Posted On: Mar 25, 2007 Views: 246 | RE: How my dog died :`( That was just wierd OK. You are a sad kid OK? But you should write a story so you wont bug us with your sad little stories. Bye. |
| Posted By: Sierra Posted On: Mar 25, 2007 Views: 244 | RE: RE: How my dog died :`( That was dumb.If you liked Artemis Fowl YOU SHOULD NOT BLAME HIM FOR KILLING YOUR FAKE DOG!! |
| Posted By: t.t.d. Posted On: Mar 27, 2007 Views: 242 | RE: How my dog died :`( ditto |