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| Posted By: Wizard® Posted On: May 13, 2003 Views: 401 | Under New Management... As much as those of us who are loyal followers of Dr. Chin have enjoyed watching Dio experiment with running a web site, it became obvious to us that it was an experiment that was doomed to fail much faster than we had expected. Nothing proved this more than a sad little exchange between Dio and someone using the handle Bradzilla last week on Barbs message board. After Dio, in a cheeky attempt to be smug, warned Bradzilla to not start constructively criticising my website, the reply was What website? Our benevolent Dr. Chin could stand by no more and watch this fiasco. Upon his divine orders, on Friday, April 9, 2003 at 7:pm Eastern Daylight Savings Time, we quietly took control of this web site with not one bit of opposition. We have set up a provisional governing body to oversee this site and its message board for the time being. However, things will soon be changing as more of the images of the old regime are torn down and replaced with exciting new grayscale images. For the foreseeable future, Dr. Chin has ordered that Dio continue his bombastic diatribes against Dr. Chin since it provides such pleasure to him to watch his antics, not unlike watching a hamster on an exercise wheel. Dr. Chin also encourages the rest of the rabble here to continue to feign support for Dio and encourage his outbursts. In doing so, you help Dr. Chins favorite pet to continue to feel vital, and he appreciates you support in this effort. So, carry on with the secure knowledge that this site will continue now that there is a stabilizing force watching over it. Long Live Dr, Chin! |
| Posted By: legion Posted On: May 13, 2003 Views: 392 | RE: CHIN RULES! O-oh, say can you see, Hey, how come the Murkin national anthem has so many references to bombs, explosions and rockets? SIOUX FALLS, South Dakota (AP) -- A man who made a remark about a "burning Bush" during the president's March 2001 trip to Sioux Falls was sentenced Friday to 37 months in prison. (no doubt another angry lone nut on the loose - have him executed Georgie boy!) Richard Humphreys of Portland, Oregon was convicted in September of threatening to kill or harm the president and said he plans to appeal. He has said the comment was a prophecy protected under his right to free speech. (Prophesy huh? Thank God Im an Atheist.) Humphreys said he got into a barroom discussion in nearby Watertown with a truck driver. A bartender who overheard the conversation realized the president was to visit Sioux Falls the next day and told police Humphreys talked about a "burning Bush" and the possibility of someone pouring a flammable liquid on Bush and lighting it. (I still think Bush should have named at least one of his kids 'Juniper') "I said God might speak to the world through a burning Bush," Humphreys testified during his trial. "I had said that before and I thought it was funny." (Yah, that's a real gut-buster f'shore. 3 years and a month to bone up on those Bible passages moron, have fun. When you get out, buy yourself one of those Military sniper rifles and start practicing, the flammable liquid attack plan is pretty lame.) |
| Posted By: Dionysus Posted On: May 13, 2003 Views: 373 | Wazzard you nincompoop I could hear the sound of DIHQ tanks driving past you in the background when you made that propoganda news item. Rest assured, the small cell unit that was once the Chin Empire poses no threat to the ever expanding free nations of DIHQ. Wazzard, as usual, is merely attempting to pull off some jedi mind **** on the troops here to no avail. Oh and Legion... have you ever heard of a relevantly linked message? You really can be such a narcissitic nincompoop at times with your pre-planned speeches. Wazzard could have been talking about hamsters and you would have still wrote that tosh. Anyway, I have to give it to the Americans, they do actually have the best national anthem... that's one good thing at least. Cheers Dio |
| Posted By: Wizard® (System Admin) Posted On: May 13, 2003 Views: 369 | You stand corrected... Now, Dio, you have it all wrong. But then again, you could have it no other way. If you pay close attention you will note that Legion titled his post DR. CHIN RULES! Under the new Guidelines for this site as laid out by Dr. Chin, Legions post falls fully under the rules for relevantly linked messages. Also, it should be noted that the sound you heard in the background was that of the Dr. Chin Empire handling all the traffic that comes to us for their daily dose of monochromatic beauties. We understand your mistake in this area since a successful website is an alien concept to you. But fear not, you will hear that sound more and more as the word gets out that this site is under the benevolent control of Dr. Chin. Plus, you will be happy to know that you will still be a vital part of this site as the featured attraction, much like the bearded lady at the sideshow. I do wonder about these DIHQ tanks you spoke of. Could those be those two goldfish bowls you left behind the last time you came by for noon tea? Please understand that these do not qualify as aquariums, little less tanks (fish or otherwise). As for the American national anthem, I guess it does fall in the category of Barry Manilow appeal as far as anthems are concerned. The amusing thing is that you probably know the words to it better than most citizens here. You would be surprised how many think that it actually ends with the words Play Ball. As always, you supervisor, Wizard® .(Twat) Guess who got a promotion from Dr. Chin. |
| Posted By: DrChin Posted On: May 13, 2003 Views: 367 | RE: Under New Management... Just wanted to drop by and let you fellas know I think you're doing a wonderful job here. Things seem to be shaping up nicely. And don't worry about Dio. He'll come around when I start sending him these wonderful b&w images of his beloved Samantha. hehe |
| Posted By: Cleo Posted On: May 13, 2003 Views: 364 | Dio...the time has come! Did the secret documents I sent you make it to you yet? The latest ones, not just those sent last week? Let me know, then drop the big bomb on Wazzards head :) I can give the bombs a home or you can. let me know which you want to do :) I am back home again, so send any messages to my normal communication center :) Cleo |
| Posted By: alfonsothefan Posted On: May 13, 2003 Views: 360 | RE: What in the name of... ...I mean, what drugs could leege possibly ingest to leave that monstrosity? Dio, the NA sucks; better we use Kate Smiths "God Bless America" which was used before Philadelphia Flyer hockey games and in the movie "Once Upon A Time In America." Just a few tidbits tossed out after that MOTHER FUKKIN TYPHOON called legion left us his nonsense. Geese... this is a posting by Wazz; this is a posting by leegion on drugs... Kids, just say no... atf |
| Posted By: Kris Posted On: May 14, 2003 Views: 340 | RE: Under New Management... Hey legion: If you dont get rid of that picture I will contact people to have your site shut down. You may call the Americans theives I call you a theif via the internet.You have no right to publish this picture ! I will be sending this info by the end of the day. Kris |
| Posted By: Kris Posted On: May 16, 2003 Views: 304 | RE: Under New Management... Guess I told you ? I really was not going to play by those rules but sometimes words are better than actions. You got me angry the way you speak of american people . Upload what you want . It is just funny to know I got at you. Hardeehaa. Kris |