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Posted By: alfonsothefan Posted On: Nov 1, 2003 Views: 426	Oh my, lesion has flamed me! What shall I do? Ah, I think I'll worry about it tomorrow, jerkweed. Call me a fascist, eh, pinkie? atf, the Un-Fascist here
Posted By: Dionysus Posted On: Nov 2, 2003 Views: 415	RE: Oh my, lesion has flamed me! What shall I do? Personally, I'd flip him the bird, and then call him a Forest Loon! I'm going to have to call him in for a disciplinary interview soon if this insubordination towards senior officers continues. Believe me; I know a lot about disciplinary interviews. Good grief... what a week! :( Cheers Dio
Posted By: alfonsothefan Posted On: Nov 2, 2003 Views: 408	RE: Oh my, look what fluffy has caused! An awakining of the un-Hoffa like bloke who runs the place! Sorry, Field Marshall, while you were away head shrinking 'other' perverts, we've had a rash of insubordination amoungst the scally here. Fluffy's been totally nasty to Ms Hoffa - accusing her of everything short of the war on terror (actually, toss that in, too), but, the good news is: *The Romanian Dwarf Zip has returned *I've kept the troops asleep & well rested whilst giving my theories on Shakespeare *Pvt Harold's creativity is growing daily as he finds new and exotic places to ejaculate on female persons - to prove his 'heterosexuality' (Note to Dio: We gotta talk about the boy; spending way too much time in the latrine) *Hutch the Shrub Rep has returned and graced us with a diatribe about 'being civil to Barb'; nice talk. Little short on particulars, but hey -- he's been away. *Killer & Wiseguy are, as usual, still fighting against our war on drugs & thus don't post often, and Sgt Fonz'll hit 'em with an article 15 as soon as I get over this latest hang-over. *The French Foreign Legionairre, Francois Montpelier, has been absent and thus has omitted that wonderful scent of anti-Murikan odor from the bored; but we shall muck on... Always good to see a man of authority return to beat...er, bend the men's minds back into shape. To that end, Sgt Fonz has restricted Fluffy's access to the bong. I mean, how many hits is enough? Too much? Lesion, get UP while being spoken to! Ah, come on back in a week, Doctor/Field Marshall. These guys'll learn discipline or, bygawd, the evil Chin brigade'll have it's way, I tell you! (Harold, don't even try to hide the mag with the sticky pages....) g'day, Govner atf, always respectful
Posted By: legion Posted On: Nov 2, 2003 Views: 405	RE: did not did not... That's no 'flame' you silly Mink! Dio got grassed up this week as he was summoned to appear before the Imperial Overlords at MI6 for blabbing too many National secrets and just generally being an impertinent wisearse around the Home Office. He tried to baffle them with pure logic, but as we all know gub-mint bureaucrats are not capable of appreciating reason and common sense, plus the disheveled shock of purple hair makes him look like a soccer-hooligan. Fonz, this bud's for you.
Posted By: legion Posted On: Nov 2, 2003 Views: 403	RE: Oh and.. You know what Dr Dio the weasel offered up as excuse for his close ties with known Chin Operatives?... he 'Blamed Canada'!!! I wish all you Empire-pretenders would blaming us in Canada for everything. Yah, let's investigate shall we? The United States = 150 Military bases worldwide. Canada = Ummmmm, zero. But, we're working on it, eh? We don't bother anybody up here in the frozen North, heck most of the time we don't even veture out of our igloos and log cabins cause it's so cold outside. How can we invade some poor defenseless tinpot country when we can't even get out of our own front doors? So, as usual, Mister Purple Haired Bureaucrat pretend Anarchist Tyler Durden Wannabe took the easy way out and pointed the stinkfinger at us, good old Canada, everyones pal, for handing out welfare to Chin cell-groups who claimed political asylum. Hey, we're just trying to help people out, okay? We know all you Minks in the rest of the world are busy making Wars and misbehaving as a species, but we try to be non-judgemental and welcome everybody. So sue us. I tell ya, we get no respect.
Posted By: Dio Posted On: Nov 2, 2003 Views: 398	All right all right all right all right!!! I did blame Canada.... this is true. But I was being interrogated for creating a comedy website and I had to be just as farcical in my defense as what I was being accused of... But I am deeply grateful for Canada providing the message board for me. Because Canada is beyond ridiculous British control. Oh dear, you all don't know what I'm on about here do you, except for Fluffy. Basics are this, I created a comedy website to organize a colleague's leaving event. The website was styled on a satirical parody of the film 'Fight Club'. On this website, I had a link, this link connected to an external Canadian message board. On that message board a humorous comment was written (not by me) about another member of staff. That member of staff read the message and complained to senior management. This resulted in me having to travel to the other side of the United Kingdom to a government HQ for a disciplinary interview in regards to being responsible for what someone else wrote. i.e. I supplied the paper for someone to write on, thus I am punishable. Welcome to the world of bureaucratic farce. I now stand to receive either a verbal warning, written warning, or dismissal for gross misconduct. Here is the causality of responsibility they are pinning on me: 1) I send an e-mail link to a targeted mailing list of 15 people I know personally with a good sense of humour. 2) This links to a comedy website. 3) On this website there is a link to a message board. 4) On this message board a humorous message is written, (not by me). 5) One person who intensely dislikes me gets to see the message and grasses me up to senior management via a complaint. Discuss with reference to degrees of responsibility. :) Love Dio p.s. Sgt. my gratitude for your always keen and perceptive eye on the troops. Your comments gave me a chuckle as always. Best wishes. :)
Posted By: legion Posted On: Nov 2, 2003 Views: 393	RE: Minky clarification "grassed me up" - British slang for got me in trouble. "resulted in me having to travel to the other side of the United Kingdom" - A ten minute ride by bus, sounds more imposing than it actually is. "by someone who intensely dislikes me" -Now, how could someone/anyone dislike you? Just how big of a snivelling, unoriginal, conformist drone do you have to be to not appreciate your humorous websites? No wonder we working class types despise bureaucrats, just look at the officious, niggling nonsense they waste their time pursuing for lack of something meaningful in their miserable lives of quiet desperation, not to mention the taxpayer dollars that get squandered paying the wages of these professional parasites. They've all been mentally castrated by their domineering Wives who nag and beat them into submission, therefore they go into the Office to work everyday and take out their frustrations vicariously on any subordinate who stumbles by. Bounders and Cads, the whole lot! I recommend sensitivity training for our intrepid rebel and barnacle on the sphincter of Authority.
Posted By: alfonsothefan Posted On: Nov 2, 2003 Views: 375	RE: Oh my, lesion has flamed me! What shall I do? Yeah, I couldn't get past the part of someone "not liking" our Field Marshall. Hell, Viking, Killer and I - Murkin rightwingers all - love the guy. Course, that's cuz we learn to ass kiss here at a young age. A VERY young age. atf, Sgt-at-arms & capitalist
Posted By: JSK Posted On: Nov 4, 2003 Views: 338	RE: Oh my, lesion has flamed me! What shall I do? Why thank you Leege for finally explaining what "grassed me up" means !!! Sure Minkies wanted to know (me) & it only took your swollen arse a few weeks to clarify this . Geee thanks ! I guessed it waz something lame like that. No worse than fags actually being cigarettes and rubbers being shoes . Grass you up ? Why not grass you down ? Why not light up the grass ? Ok thats Murkin. I think this board needs some art and pics. JSK
Posted By: JSK Posted On: Nov 4, 2003 Views: 322	RE: Oh my, lesion has flamed me! What shall I do? Usually I can spot a stoner a mile a way ... I know the little jerk on the left is the "former" dell boy , but whos the pothead girly to the right ? (Is that a Bush gal ? ) Give it a few years and I wouldn't doubt that show or one something like it will exist. I know I'd love to be a contestant atleast . I guess its picture time so I'm off searching for one or two . Hmmmm maybe I should go to a yahoo group ? They seem to have everything there ... AND FOR FREE ! JSK
Posted By: Rough Posted On: Nov 4, 2003 Views: 314	Yeah, I could see that on Fox next season.. The "Dell Dude" would actually be a pretty cool host. Who high profile stoner could you contact to get that show on the fast track? Woody Harrelson? Snoop Dog? Bill Clinton?? That's gotta be a Bush girl. If Dubya were your dad, wouldn't you want to be stoned all the time? DIO/ROUGH 2004 "We BOTH inhaled"
Posted By: Rough Posted On: Nov 4, 2003 Views: 313	"Who high profile stoner"?! Howsabout WHICH high profile stoner. Sheesh.. I'm not stoned myself (although I'd like to be).
Posted By: JSK Posted On: Nov 4, 2003 Views: 302	RE: Oh my, lesion has flamed me! What shall I do? Rough !!! How da hell r ya !?! Man ... U sure do have some grand ideas. Like the Dell kid being the host of America's most stoned people. It wouldn't be too tough for him to get movie stars and musicians high and do so in a "hidden camera" kinda way : )~ (kinda like the show Punkd) DELL KID ~ Ok Brittney I'm just about done rollin this one up , but I'll need you to lick the paper so I can finish the job. BRITTNEY ~ Tehehe (blushes) I've never been stoned before Tehehehehe but I am sure it would open new doors in my musical career ! (He hands her the joint for her to lick) As she does so his little beedy eyes nearly pop out of his face and he has everything to do to control himself from drooling watching her touge do the trick . DELL KID ~ Oh God , I wish that was my dick ... Aww **** did I just say that out loud ? BRITTNEY ~ What did you say ? (confused look) DELL KID ~ I said I think that just did the trick .... ahhhh (he looks a way and pokes himself in the eyes) stupid , stupid !!! BRITTNEY ~ So do you think if I become a stoner I can get millions of other kids to do the same ? More importantly will it help me sell records and dolls of myself ? DELL KID ~ (Staring at her tits) Yeah , it just might . Couldn't be any worse than you making out with old ladies on television.... are you sure you weren't stoned then ? BRITTNEY ~ Tehehehehe oh Dell boy your soooo funny . (Her fake breasts jump up and down while she laughs) (The kid lights up the joint) Brittney looks around making sure the pavaratzi isn't around (or her Mom/manager) BRITTNEY ~ Tehehehe I've putten many things into my mouth before but nothing like this ! (She takes a hit and begins to choke immediatly) DELL KID ~ Well alright ! I just got Brittney stoned !!! YEAH !!! Suddenly a camera man comes running out from behind the bushes . DELL KID ~ You've on American's secret stoners !!!!! Alright , I wrote it up in two seconds ! I think the shows a hit . Lets keep this between the 8 of us ok ? JSK
Posted By: Rough Posted On: Nov 5, 2003 Views: 290	Sounds like a "hit" to me! HA! The scary thing is I REALLY think this show would be huge hit. Scratch Fox, this has got to be on MTV. The Osbournes has just about ran its course so they need something new. The Dell Dude would indeed be some inspired casting. But that kid might get old after the first few episodes. Snoop Dogg would be another GREAT choice for host (although he supposedly doesn't get high anymore...yeah, right). Maybe we should work on a network proposal :)

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