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| Posted By: JSK Posted On: Nov 4, 2003 Views: 342 | Highschool teen bites off anothers finger ! Hey clowns (LOL) I just got done eating my usual franks and beans dinner with Mrs. JSK and we ended up hearing about a highschool fight today that made the news . It turns out about 5 other girls jumped 2 and a brawl cheered on by basically the entire highschool ensued . During the fight one girl got her finger tip biten off . But , she was a trooper and grabbed a shirt (or something) and went back to fighting ?!!? (Christ , Holyfield gets his ear chomped and they stop the damn thing !) And I also heard the mother of one of the girls (who was picking her up due to problems that have been accurring) jumped in to break it up and ended up getting smacked around by the same group of 5 or 6 girls . While the news crew talked to the other students (all who didn't give a ****) they basically told of a fight that went out of control. I was just shocked to hear about a friggin finger getting bit off !?! What the F huh ? Hows she gonna count now ? I'm sure wise-ass and maybe Spence heard about this one ? If not you'll be sure to see it in the papers and on the evening news. later ~ JSK |
| Posted By: alfonsothefan Posted On: Nov 4, 2003 Views: 340 | RE: Highschool teen bites off anothers finger ! Ooooh, ooooh...she got her fingertip bit off?! Well, out near me some hopped up coyotes (human smugglers) whacked 6 in toto b4 the cops caught 'em in the desert, all over a smuggling deal gone bad... & your reporting about a missing pinkie. Indeed. Tell ya what, killer: when you guys start having bodies strewn everywhere whilst the damn Prez' of two countries are nearby (Fox here, Bush in CA), we'll chit chat. Til then, ur small potatos. Belee dat. atf, just chillin' |
| Posted By: Zip the Tiny Wonder Posted On: Nov 4, 2003 Views: 335 | A Romanian bastard choked on my dad's finger Christ, I hate Romanians! They're such pricks. I left that goddamned country many years ago and HAVE NO INTENTION OF GOING BACK! JSK seems like a fine, drug free young man! But his story of high school bitches chewing off fingers made me shudder, and cry, and vomit. It reminded me of a traumatic episode from my young dwarf life (God knows, I had many). Me and my father (also a dwarf) were accosted by a Romanian hoodlum one night, while on our way home from a Shirley Temple double feature at the Grande. Dad used to dress me up like Shirley Temple (red wig and everything) and make me sing and dance. He always said he wished I had been a cute little girl like Shirley, but that's another story. The Romanian bastard simply reaked of gin and it soon became obvious that he wanted to beat us silly, rob us and then go to the liquor store to buy more of that cursed booze! My father took NOTHING lying down (except when he was plastered himself) and dad started to put up one hell of a fight! And for a little guy, my ole man could fight. But those Romanian pricks sure fight dirty and the bum grabbed my dad's tiny hand and bit one of his fingers clean off! But like I said, this guy was DRUNK. So drunk in fact that he forgot to spit out my father's tiny little finger. No sooner had he bit the damn thing off than he stood up gasping and coughing and flailing wildly. The dumb bastard was, in fact, choking on my father's finger! HOW FITTING! Stupid Romanian, it served him right! He fell to the ground, turning blue..and purple..then red..kicking and gasping like a son of a bitch. Me and dad just laughed. Finally the guy stopped moving and dad and I buried him in a shallow grave (which was more than he deserved). All in all we were "vindicated" but dad sure missed his finger from that day forward. |
| Posted By: alfonsothefan Posted On: Nov 4, 2003 Views: 328 | RE: Thats a wonderful story, Zip... ...with such a positive ending. Ah, now please be quiet whilst the...ah...er...grown ups talk. atf |
| Posted By: Zip the Tiny Wonder Posted On: Nov 4, 2003 Views: 319 | GROWN UPS????? Wha?? Sir, I will have you know I'm 48 years old! Despite the fact that I am no bigger than a five year old BELIEVE ME I AM "A MAN" IN ALL THE WAYS THAT COUNT...INCLUDING THE ONES IN MY PANTS! I have all the longings in my loins!! "Children" watch Sponge Bob and I hate that yellow bastard. "Children" also poo their britches. I hardly ever do that anymore. I'm not mad alfonso..but, by God, I am a SENSITIVE little son of a bitch sometimes! I'm a man. I shave and have pubes and tattoes (seven)...and for a dwarf I am "well endowed" (trust me on this..I'm huge). Don't forget that, though I may be forced to wear children's clothes..I AM A MAN (though a tiny one). I have already lived the life of SEVERAL normal sized "men"! |
| Posted By: JSK Posted On: Nov 4, 2003 Views: 315 | RE: 43% of Americans bite their finger nails ATF you better watch yourself ... Zips liable to pull at nutty !!! The bigger they are the harder they fall (right Zippy!) I dunno , happened to see the story on the tele and heard the sickning details of a finger getting chomped . Now ofcourse I thought of all U bad apples and figured it was a good story to relay here. If I did so at Barb's I could just imagine all the "darksided" remarks and comments that are un-needed & annoying. No, from now on I'm saving all the good **** to say here !!! Now it seems I got ATF staring down a little guy ready to fight him . Tehehehe .... I'm betting on Sky-low-low !!! JSK |
| Posted By: alfonothefan Posted On: Nov 4, 2003 Views: 313 | RE: So you'd put yer $$ on the little feller, eh?? Yep, so would I, killer. So would I. Unless, of course, I had my friends Smith & Wesson with me. Then it's Katie bar the door. atf, never whacked a dwarf didn't have it comin' to him |
| Posted By: JSK Posted On: Nov 4, 2003 Views: 308 | RE: bring a gun to a fist fight huh ? Are you insane Fonz ?!?!? Bullets do nothing to him !!! JSK |
| Posted By: Large Larry Posted On: Nov 5, 2003 Views: 305 | RE: Highschool teen bites off anothers finger ! HEY ALL YOU MEAN PEOPLE , WHY IS IT THAT YOU DWEEBS FEEL THE NEED TO PICK ON PEOPLE AND TALK LIKE YOU ARE A BUNCH OF KNOW IT ALLS ? FONZIE BEAR YOU ARE AN OLD BABY IN MY BOOK. CARRYING ON LIKE YOU ARE . JUST DONT GO TO BARB'S BOARD AND SHUT UP WHILE YOUR AT IT ! IN MY BOOK YOU HAVE NOW LOST TO JABARONI BECAUSE HES THERE AND YOU ARE NOT . JSK THINKS ITS FUNNY SOME POOR GIRL LOST A FINGER IN A FIGHT ? WHATS WRONG WITH THIS PERSON ? YA REAL FUNNY BUDDY . WHY DONT YOU GO DRAW IT OR PUT IT IN YOUR NEXT DUMB GAME YOULL BE MAKING? AND LEGION FROM CANADA GO SMOKE YOUR POT IN YOUR OWN COUNTRY WE DONT NEED IT HERE .AND WHILE YOU ARE AT IT I HOPE YOU AND THOSE DUMMBIES THAT SMASHED THIER BEERS CUTS THEMSELVES ON IT ! I BET YOU AND JSK TOGETHER COULDNT FINISH DRINKING A SIX PACK ON A NORMAL DRINKING NIGHT AND YOUR JOKING ABOUT IT . AND WHILE WE ARE AT IT HARRY YOU CAN TAKE OFF YOUR SKIRT NOW. ZIP IF YOUR READING THIS DONT LISTEN TO THESE PEOPLE . THEY FEEL THE NEED TO MAKE FUN OF OTHERS ONLY TO FEEL BETTER ABOUT THEMSELVES. IVE HAD TO DEAL WITH MY WEIGHT PROBLEM FOR YEARS BUT THE SECOND SOMEONE MAKES A COMMENT I PUNCH THEM OUT . THEY ARE ALL LUCKY I CANT REACH OUT AND GET THEM . LARGE LARRY |
| Posted By: Spence Posted On: Nov 5, 2003 Views: 304 | RE: Highschool teen bites off anothers finger ! Sorry Killah...didn't see the story. Did it happen here in the great northeast? Thanks for posting, but Spence isn't into hard core violence. ((Sorry about speaking in the third party, but watched one of my favorite "seinfelds" tonight,,,the one where the guy named {jimmy} falls in the locker room, and is ****ed. He's laying on the floor screaming...JIMMY"S DOWN! JIMMY's ****ED. Jimmy is gonna sue Kramer)) So, let me continue to speak in the third person... Spence has been away Spence was in Florida for 5 days Spence is now back home in Maine Spence loves Florida, but Spence loves Maine more Spence is wondering about what's happening at BArbs board? Catching up on the latest gossip, and She (oops sorry, maybe he...or it/that was for my friend ATF'S benefit) posed a question about updating the links section there. Seems it turned into another endless thread of who can write the longest, most boring reply. I swear, the more I read Legions crap on both of these boards, the more I disagree, (LOL) but the more I appreciate his writing. Out of all the imbeciles in cyber I have met in our circle, ATF, Legion, Cleo, Sketch and JSK are probably the boys I would love to sit down with and break bread (or wind) with. Pretty scary list, huh? Anyway.. Got home in time today to vote..biggest thing on the Maine ballot was question 3...casino in Sanford maine run by the indians. It went down big time by a 2 to 1 vote. I voted yes on it, I was obviously in the minority. I thought the pros outweighed the cons. It looks like Foxwoods in conneticut is gonna have to continue to be my place to go to blow cash. Of course, you can take your lady there, get a room for 2 nights and get dinner and breakfast vouchers for the weekend for about a "C" note. What a deal! Of course, if you like to play blackjack or craps like myself, it would be wise to leave your ATM card at home. Of course, we Murkins are exactly 1 year away from making our next big decision...that is...4 more years of Dub ya, or not. Lets not even get started on that one till at least after the holidays! OK, it is time to crash. I have the wood stove cranking, ( sleet and freezing rain happening here now) the old lady is showing no signs at all of warming up to my charms. Sigh, Oh well, her loss. LOL Sorry for the ramble, but spent an hour at the airport in Atlanta today, and hour and a half at Logan, before i could get on a small plane to Portland...where after that, I had to drive another hour to get home. Should have just booked myself into Boston, rented a car and drove the last three hours. At least I could have stopped for a pit stop at JSK's, used the head, and...well, I'm sure we would have figured out something to do. I'm home for a few days, will be monitoring these sick, repulsive, boards, and will try to add to, ummmm, sickness! |
| Posted By: alfonsothefan Posted On: Nov 5, 2003 Views: 297 | RE: To Large Larry and Spence First, to Large Larry: SORRY FOR NOT POSTING ON THE OTHER BORED. ANY REASON WHY WE'RE SHOUTING IN LARGE PRINT? YES, WE (kILLER AND I) ARE SURELY SICK. YES, WE HAVE ESTABLISHED THAT. KINDA FORGOT WHAT ELSE YOU HOLLERED @ ME, SO I'LL GO NOW. PLEASE GIVE ME A HOLLAR @ YOUR CONVENENCE. ATF P.S., OH YEAH, JABS WON. HE IS A REALLLL WINNER! THANKS FOR POINTING THAT OUT! Whew....o.k., now, for Spence... Taking a look at the other bored, while you were away getting a tan (:^) you will note that our friend Harry is now a fem fight producer and is making all kindsa friends over there: How anyone can argue with G.R. and Jeff is beyond me, but... Anyway, good news abounds here. Zip has returned, for one. Yeah, he's already threatened to kick my ass - but what's new? AND...killer has returned and informed us that he only smokes a little mary jane daily. Think Wise Guy also checked in but can't for the life of me remember when. Dio, Cleo and Purple Barney have also been around, as has legion, who's been scarse since arguing with 'Ms Home Owners Association'. Yeah, you'd love a party with Sketch, leege, Dio, killer, WG & I for the same reason you watch two hours of WWE. Halfway thru, you'd go "what have I done?", but you'd muddle through. Settle in for the winter (which is 10 months where you're at...hehehe) and enjoy! This bored's for you! atf, friend of Spence and LARRY |
| Posted By: JSK Posted On: Nov 5, 2003 Views: 281 | RE: Larry eats school Shut up you fat ass ... SHUT UP. IF YOU DON'T YOUR BODY WILL END UP ON A SLAB AND YOU WILL BE HAULDED INTO YOUR GRAVE IN THE PIANO CASKET . (see I'm not so bad) JSK |
| Posted By: JSK Posted On: Nov 5, 2003 Views: 280 | welcome home Spence Welcome back Spence-amilia !!! Yeah , the JSK family usually makes it a point to go to sunny florida each year (sometimes twice) but not this year . We didn't even talk about Vegas this year !?! Repairs on the house and basically I feel the best vaca this year is to do nothing and go nowhere ! (A leege holiday kinda !) Well , I'm sure it will take you a few days to recover Spence . I'm usually junk after a weeks vaca or even 3 days (I mean drunk!) But, I'm sure its a get a way U needed : ) Tell me and Wise-guy when you'll be around the Beantown area or if some sort of fem fighting thingy goes on (even at a school ....LOL) and maybe we can hook up. I know Fonz comes to the area a lot of times maybe we can wheel him into a bar and get the man S-faced !!! Alrighty I gotta actually do some work. (Do ya hear that Cleo !) Seems I have a new friend too named Larry. Please don't fun of him because he's loud and fat . JSK |
| Posted By: alfonsothefan Posted On: Nov 5, 2003 Views: 270 | RE: Oh yeah, I'm come to Bawwwston in the Winter! When pigs fly. Better ya'll oughtta come out to Vegas & bring the girls///the little girlz! hehehe Fonz' resting this winter, content that I'm still alive and kickin'. Beleee dat atf |
| Posted By: JSK Posted On: Nov 6, 2003 Views: 252 | RE: Highschool teen bites off anothers finger ! Oh I didn't mean asap Fonz . Believe me I don't want to be here !!! Lived in Taxachusetts all my life and still shutter like a little biatch when its New England cold . Although when the wifey and I went to vegas last year we had no problem jumping into the pool at night . The temp was a little over 50 degrees and to us it was just fine . Ofcourse others looked at us like we were nuts ... or maybe it was because they were staring at my wifes nips protruding from her huge guns ? Hmmmmmm now I wonder ! Friggin Sin city .... loved it ! Alright , I'll plan a trip over 2 ya sometime soon . You'll be warned ofcourse . JSK |