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| Posted By: Zip the Tiny Wonder Posted On: Nov 5, 2003 Views: 322 | Twinky Monroe vs. Little Mimi Hello JSK! I am sorry it took a little time to respond to your query. You see, I'm only 3'10" and can only use the computer when my friend Scotty lets me sit on his lap. I'm sitting on his lap right now. It's warm and cozy and we are both sipping Tang. It's a fine time to spin this tale from my past! Back in my carnival days (1978-84) I saw probably the BEST midget catfight of all time. It was between Twinky Monroe and Little Mimi. They were both very attractive (for midgets). Twinky was a redhead and Mimi was a platinum blonde (but her's came from a bottle). There was plenty of "heat" between them as they were both in love with Thomas the Yak Boy (who was NOT attractive). I don't know why the women were so hot for that goddamned freak. He was UGLY AS SIN! I suppose it is the same type of attraction that draws women to horribly hideous people like Steven Tyler, Don Knotts, and Joey Ramone (RIP). Of course, Thomas' 14 inch penis may have had something to do with it. But I digress! Anyhow, the tension was building between the two midget babes and things finally came to a head on a hot summer night in July of '79. We were pulling up stakes and getting ready to leave Shrevesport (will NEVER go back to that goddamned city...LOOONG story). Twinky goes to Thomas' tent, as they had agreed to get together and talk. When she walked in she caught Little Mimi in the arms of Thomas! NOT GOOD. I had never heard so much screaming and vulgarities in my life! I came a running because I knew what must be going down! I had been having wet dreams about it all sumer long! I looked inside the tent and saw Twunky and Mimi entwined in a vicious embrace, their tiny hands wrapped in one another's beautiful hair! The sight of that alone gave me some "tiny wood".They slapped, punched, and scratched each other and rolled all over that goddamned tent! They pulled out big clumps of hair! Thomas just watched, and to this day, I still think that bastard set the whole thing up (don't tell me he didn't)! It was a mean and nasty catfight, as these little midget bitches really hated each other with a passion! Mimi called Twinky a "slut" and Twinky called Mimi the "C" word, which I had never heard before! I didn't know what it meant (know now), but I knew it was ugly. Twinky said, "You're a little ****!" (just like that). Twinky was just too much for Little Mimi. She whipped her pretty soundly, til Mimi ran from the tent crying. The next day, when we left Shrevesport, Mimi didn't go with us. She stayed behind and is still living there to this day, for all I know. Twinky and Thomas got married the follwing spring and had a baby soon after (9 months to the day)! Don't ask what this goddamned kid looked like but, as you can well imagine, it wasn't good looking! I mean, think about a cross between a midget and a yak boy! He was a hairy little mdget that ate tin cans (I have pictures). Anyway, Twinky had six or seven more kids and they moved to Uruguay in 1987 and started their own family freak show. I still get letters from them. I totally lost touch with Mimi, though. Sad! Well, there's my account of one of the swell fights I saw in my long, illustrious life! Scotty's legs have gone to sleep so I had better get off his lap now! Take care JSK and stay away from those drugs! You seem like a good boy! Zip |
| Posted By: alfonsothefan Posted On: Nov 5, 2003 Views: 316 | RE: Twinky Monroe vs. Little Mimi That's ANOTHER wonderful story, Zip. You got me kinda scared earlier and I scare easy. Anyway, please don't flame me. Hey -- guess what?! Bygawd, I'm a good friend of killer and J & I have spoken about drugs. I keep telling him"just say no" and sometimes it works. 'specially the time I told him about my experiences with the 'evil weed' (made me wanna rape & kill). Anyway, thanks again and remember: The Fonz is your bestest friend! atf, almost having flashbacks |
| Posted By: Zip the Tiny Wonder Posted On: Nov 5, 2003 Views: 305 | Hello Fonz! No hard feelings! I love ALL PEOPLE..big and small (except Romanians). I'm glad you enjoyed my little story. I love to spin yarns about the "good ole days". My clever anectdotes are illuminating and fragrant. You can learn a lot from them and people tell me I should write a book about my wondrous life. Perhaps some day I SHALL! I'm glad that you and JSK are "drug free"! That does my heart good! Drugs sure are BAD. I can't even take cough syrup without getting wasted (I cough all winter long). I have some "evil weeds" in my yard right now. They are a bitch to kill! They've never made me want to kill anyone, though. It's mostly crab grass (I think). What do you use to kill weeds? |
| Posted By: Marty Posted On: Nov 5, 2003 Views: 301 | RE: Twinky Monroe vs. Little Mimi The Best way I've found to kill weeds is to roll them into a blunt. Repeat as necessary. |
| Posted By: JSK Posted On: Nov 6, 2003 Views: 271 | RE: Good job little man !!! And thanks for the story . I just wanted to see how sausy it got . NICE job recanting it all . And don't listen to ATF about weed. I think he smoked up laced crap (LSD or angel dust) put inside of a joint. No Hendrix albums needed !!! (Yes, they had dust back then) Zip I can swear I've never smoke ONE joint in my entire lifetime !!! Marty , Marty , Marty ... we have to party , party , party !!! later peeps ~ JSK |
| Posted By: JSK Posted On: Nov 6, 2003 Views: 270 | RE: Twinky Monroe vs. Little Mimi ZIP ASKED ~ What do you use to kill weeds? Either the DEA or "weed be gone" found at the Home Depot . But , why the hell would you wanna go and do that ? Before doing so make sure there isn't anything that looks like a hairy bud on them first. JSK |