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| Posted By: Zip the Tiny Wonder Posted On: Nov 5, 2003 Views: 411 | A question for our fine host Dionysus! Hello, your excellency! I was recently reading the review you posted for the video "Lights Out". Let me say, you are some swell writer! Just reading your description of this particular catfight got me "excited". This video has that FINE Hollywood lady in it. Boy, would I love to get my little ass kicked by the tall, lovely Hollywood, with her wondrous breasteses, long shapely legs, and gorgeous bottom! And Leigh is nothing to sneeze at, but THERE IS ONLY ONE HOLLYWOOD! I would LOVE to order this video but I admittedly have "reservations". The title of the video is "Lights Out". Does the power go out during the fight? I don't want to throw away precious money if I have to see two women fight in the dark, for God's sake! What a pitiful waste that would be! I just love the "girlfight videos" and I watch them regularly while eating Jello. There's nothing like Hollywood and nothing like Jello! Warmest wishes to you Dionysus! Keep up the writing...you may have a future in it! |
| Posted By: JSK Posted On: Nov 6, 2003 Views: 392 | RE: A question for our fine host Dionysus! Dont make me have to go looking for you Zip. I asked nicely to hear about the fight between your little friends the other day and still you havent posted anything about it ?!?! Just because they caught one of us and finally found him guilty of his unspeakable acts doesn't mean its still safe to walk around the streets or post here . I'll let it slide because Hollywoods always been a fav or mine aswell , but have a little respect for when questions are asked. JSK (BTW : kidden little buddy) |
| Posted By: Rough Posted On: Nov 6, 2003 Views: 386 | RE: A question for our fine host Dionysus! Whassup Killer! You mean you haven't read darling Zip's epic account of the battle betwixt Twinky Monroe and Little Mimi? A tale of jealousy, spite, sex, and well...midget babes? The story of how Thomas the Yak Boy and Twinky's forbidden love produced a freakshow dynasty? Zip's a very special individual. He's a piece of work alright. Not too long ago I reviewed a Joan Wise catfight that featured Simone and Lisa Marie and the Zipster swore up and down that the latter was, in fact, Lisa Marie Presley. He's a little ditzy..but he's "good people". I may approach the little fella about penning his memoirs. I smell a best seller! And he thinks you're drug free......I just don't have the heart to tell him. DIO/ROUGH 2004 |
| Posted By: Rough Posted On: Nov 6, 2003 Views: 385 | PS for Zip "Lights Out" is fully illuminated. Hollywood did NOT forget to pay the power bill..so don't fret and go ahead and order it. |
| Posted By: Dio Posted On: Nov 6, 2003 Views: 374 | The Olympus mju 300 Digital with Carrots 'Light's Out' It's an absolute sham, in fact a mockery of a sham, in fact, a mockery of a sham of a mockery. It's alll(3) going well and then pfuff! The light's go out.... you hear the audio, the grunting the slapping of hard breast against hard breast, the squeals, the screams the slaps the panting and the tugging on hair as these fine women tussle with each other. But because of the bulb blowing after 5 mins it's a video shot in complete darkness, 35 mins of total audio. Very good audio I will admit, but still no picture whatsover. I think at one point the camera man trips over something due to lack of lighting, but due to not being visible to the viewer, we are left unsure of what exactly happened. I think in the end Leigh may perhaps win, but it also sounded like Hollywood too, so yet again, I'm not sure. The time at which the victory took place the whole room was in complete darkness. But I'll give it this, it was a fecking original in a world of desperately original femfight productions. I mean look at what G.R. has got lined up next in his over focus on placing women fighting each other in original contexts. DWW-284 'Faustian Fracas' Antonia and Denise don the costumes of Goethe's Mephistopheles and Faust in a catfight orientated around the motif of self-analysis via a highly ironic commentary on the contradictory possibilities of Western man's cultural heritage which ends with Antonia face sitting Denise. DWW-285 'Sexy Suez Crisis' Eva plays the part of Gamel Abdel Nasser in this domination fight against Ingrid who plays the role of the canal itself. See the balance of power swim from side to side in this international battle of the babes which ends with Eva pinning Ingrid and gaining shipping rights. Sometimes originality can be quite silly ;) Cheers Dio |
| Posted By: legion Posted On: Nov 6, 2003 Views: 366 | RE: A question for our fine host Dionysus! You're kidding, right? Who in the Imaginary Lord's creation came up with that asinine idear? Could only be a stupid Murkin, no one else is even close to that level of flat-line comatose functional idiocy? Tryin' to fool the ole Leege, are we? |
| Posted By: Zip the Tiny Wonder Posted On: Nov 6, 2003 Views: 360 | Damn it! I was AFRAID of this! Yes I was! I simply CANNOT shell out hard earned dough for a video such as this! Though five minutes of Hollywood is better than nothing, I SIMPLY CANNOT JUSTIFY IT! Good God, Hollywood..BUY LONGER LASTING BULBS! But you can't say that there wasn't "truth in advertising". That Rough has some explaining to do! He has written many fragrant reviews on Madame Barbara's website but YOU wrote the one for "Lights Out" Dionysus and I will take your word for it. Rough also said that Lisa Marie Presley never did a Joan Wise video WHEN I KNOW SHE DID (no one can tell me she didn't). I too like "Historical Catfights" of exceptionally kinky merit. Have you seen California Wildcats 201 "Nasty Greek Babes"? Tanya Danielle plays Athena and Samantha Sterlyng plays Sappho! Boy! Do they go at it! Athena comes down to Earth and goes over to Sappho's place and says "I'm the #1 Greek babe, ya hussy!" Sappho says, "Wanna bet, ya bimbo?" Well, they commence to wrestling and catfighting until Athena gets TOTALLY TURNED on, because she IS wrestling Sappho after all (and Sappho is like the "mother of all dykes"). About 30 minutes in, it turns into a KICK ASS SEXFIGHT..complete with oral, tribadidididsm (sp?) and a 138 (which is dwarf slang for TWO 69's!!) IT IS HOT! You should order it right now, and I will get those DWW tapes you spoke so highly of! Good luck in your political race but keep an eye on Rough as he seems like a sly one. ZiP :) |
| Posted By: Bear Posted On: Nov 6, 2003 Views: 358 | RE: A question for our fine host Dionysus! The only thing more entertaining than this website is spending a day at the high school where I teach. Such an experience would turn Legion into a Republican. |
| Posted By: JSK Posted On: Nov 7, 2003 Views: 338 | RE: A question for our fine host Dionysus! Oh yes , Bear is shaping the minds of todays youth : ) Much respect for a job and profession so important yet un-noticed at times . I wish I had you as my spelling teacher or something . Then I wouldn't be made fun of here by Canadian's and Brits !!! Do they still do the apple thing today or do they just threaten ya to get an A ? Take care ~ JSK PS- See any good BBW fight vids latley ? Love em too . |
| Posted By: Bear Posted On: Nov 8, 2003 Views: 321 | RE: A question for our fine host Dionysus! Hey JSK, Thanks for the kind words. To answer your questions: 1) no, the apple thing is long out of date, and I haven't been threatened recently. In fact, in my career I can't recall ever being outwardly threatened, and I've taught for a long time: 11 years in a very difficult place and 11 years at my current school which is sinking fast, sad to say. Most kids are still pleasant, but those who aren't are getting bolder.........and dumber. I'm thinking about starting my own message board entitled; "What Happened In Your School Today?" and letting HS teachers post stuff that went on in their schools. People would not believe the stuff I could write. In fact, there are times when my wife looks at me as if to say, "Now this time I KNOW you're making this up." But, she knows I'm not, and we socialize enough with some of my co-workers that she hears the corroborating stories. 2) In regard to any recent BBW action: Nicm at Angelfight's site posted this web address for a BBW vid: www.southerncharms2.com/sasha/videos.htm I haven't seen the vid, but the promo pics look enticing. Also, the first fight on Crystal's Hellfire Club Fights made for L. Scott Sales supposedly involves two BBW's. Sounds promising. Take care. Piece and Beer ...................Bear |