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| Posted By: Spiffy the bell ringer Posted On: Nov 13, 2003 Views: 548 | The new Women's wrassling convention Hi My names Spiffy ! Some of you might know me. Im the guy who usually rings the bell at various wrestling events. You may not have noticed me due to whats going on infront of me but I am there always. I would like to take this time to laugh at the people over at Barbs bored just because they all sound like know it alls and cant do anything for themselves let alone an event such as this . The WWC will be another sham and its sad they can only muster up 50-100 people at these things . My girlfriend gets more people for her tupperware parties . I am willing to work for free on this one in hopes that they drop the insane price to attend & actually pay for a permit this time. I will also add that we should allow security to ask various weirdos to leave once they start sweating and drooling. No trenchcoats allowed either ! Lets ask a top name to attend also . Sure we all know these women but others do not and we might as well do this right this time . Tonya Harding is cheap money now and so is other women who are just dying for work. Plus it would be great to see them get destroyed . If its back in the biggest women wrestling state in the usa I think they should have better numbers and outcomes to these things. Also I would like to rename the whole event itself. If there is to be no sexual acts nudity or toplessness than what is the problem ? It should not be parking violations thats for sure. And I do like what this Legion fellow mentions in saying that the women should dress as if its a freakshow . Saying women will just wrestle on a mat doesnt do it for some guys unless you say there will be oil on it. Thank you for listening . And remember to keep reaching for the stars while your ankles are slightly above them. Spiffy Bell |
| Posted By: Joe Friday Posted On: Nov 13, 2003 Views: 545 | RE: The new Women's wrassling convention Yeah ok Legion. |
| Posted By: atf Posted On: Nov 14, 2003 Views: 534 | RE: Spiffy? Why, I thought your nickname was fluffy, leege? Tryin' to con us! Dio...oh, Dio!! atf, the unConned |
| Posted By: Marty Posted On: Nov 14, 2003 Views: 527 | RE: spiffy At first I thought it wasn't really you. But then there was this comment: "No trenchcoats allowed either !" So then I knew you were there. And got to meet SketchArtiste. Now what? You want to ban him? |
| Posted By: legion Posted On: Nov 14, 2003 Views: 520 | RE: The new Women's wrassling convention We have an infiltrator behind enemy lines and the tards think it's me. Heheh. This is typical of the top-notch security we have here at DIHQ (none). Chin could walk right in, launch a first strike counter insurgency, take over, and no one would notice. |
| Posted By: JSK Posted On: Nov 14, 2003 Views: 509 | RE: The new Women's wrassling convention Looks like we're giving the chair to the wrong guy ! Tehehehe ... Spiffy waz me ! (LOL) JSK |
| Posted By: alfonsothefan Posted On: Nov 14, 2003 Views: 504 | RE: Security? Why, I'll have you know that just last week the Dr. had me check out this Muslim guy whilst I let in a couplea old ladies! Er...maybe it was the other way around?! oops. atf |
| Posted By: Dio Posted On: Nov 14, 2003 Views: 500 | Absolutely spiffing! Fluffy, if spiffy is not you, and I can confirm it is not I. Security has yet again been breached here at DIHQ, and that's your job you forest loon, so don't start complaining. He looks to be on our side though, so stay at code amber Sgt. Fonz. Hong Kong Fooey..... was it Sarg? NO! Rosemarry?...... NO......... Geordie George, the mild mannered janitor...... could be...... |
| Posted By: JSK Posted On: Nov 14, 2003 Views: 497 | RE: The new Women's wrassling convention Muslums/hoodlums .... and you didn't run by them and pull of their towels and throw em in the street ? Anyways as for my sudden alter-ego Spiffy I just felt like shaking up the board a bit. Woooooooow huh (LOL) I was gonna let it go a little longer , but once I even fooled Marty I guessed I was in WAY over my head ! DHQ the place where people can be people ! JSK |
| Posted By: Geordie George Posted On: Nov 15, 2003 Views: 481 | ...Thank God, -an ~Englishman~ at last!... (A lone, exhausted figure staggers into a jungle clearing, his eyes unfocussed, his grey beard covered in vines and the odd parakeet, unused to no undergrowth to struggle through he stumbles over to a crude jungle chaise longue, farts, and sits down heavily. Looking up, his blank, yet horror-filled expression changes to one of disbelief and he breaks down, sobbing like a common sloth.) "....my....GOD!.....another Englishman! Forgive my unseemly outburst sir, but you don`t know what it`s been like! - Trapped here with these uncultured aboriginal treedwellers,...I can`t even remember how long it`s been. -No food , no women, no irony, no humo(u)r, (we finished the last of the the toilet humour months ago) -They don`t even understand SARCASM, the heathen swine! They don`t even think I`m FUNNY! Well, who`s laughing NOW? - NOT THEM!!! ..............er,..." |
| Posted By: Field Marshall Dio Posted On: Nov 15, 2003 Views: 473 | Geordie George... fine operative Aaaah so it was JSK.... there you go, should have known it did not resemble the style of our own Geordie George. Mr George, quintessential English wit, stealth flying high over America/Canada undetected by their minimal humour radars. A style of writing that can only be appreciated by those who read between the lines, and perceive the paralanguage of the unsaid. Even Fluffy doesn't get him at times, but then fluffy himself is a forest loon who although detests the American $$$, still sounds identical to a Smith & Wesson salesman at times, the misguided innocent pacifist. Wish I'd have subscribed to Film 4, they're showing 'Bowling for Columbine' this weekend. A film about the American obsession with guns. Amazing how 11,000 people each year in America are killed by guns, and they're proud of that??? Because guns = liberty, freedom and self-defence. Yeah freedom... except for the 11,000 poor ****ers who don't exist anymore. Oooh better be quiet, should not criticise the US right of consumer purchase of adult toys. Oooooh I can hear it already, 'crime rates in the UK at all time high', yeah in London and Nottingham, that's about it, the rest of the UK... not really, and how exactly is that little stat related to small penised men buying killing toys to feel masculine under the guise of a quasi legitimate hobby. It's like telling your Mom when you get caught masturbating that you were merely exercising your body. Have I rattled the cage enough George? Do you think I should add some seasoning, or just a sprig of parsley? ;) Cheerio, Dio |
| Posted By: alfonsothefan Posted On: Nov 15, 2003 Views: 471 | RE: Guns in Britain No one in their right mind could excuse the gun problems in America. However, in a story from USA Today, August 6, 2001, reporter Ellen Hale wrote: "British Fear a Rise of 'Gun Culture'"; as follows: "(Guns) are increasingly the weapon of choice of criminals across Britain. In a study released late last month, researchers found that thecriminal use of handguns in Britain had increased by almost 40% in three years, to 3,685 incidents from 2,648...the increase in firearm crime has critics questioning whether gun-control laws here, among the worlds strictest, have been misguided." Note: Guns were effectively 'banned' in Britain in in 1997. Oops, more facts, less emotion. If your ultimate goal, prof, is to eliminate or at least greatly reduce crime, why...I'm with you. If your goal is to restrict the natural rights of individual citizens, I'm not. Please forego the old "well, what if...peeps had atomic weapons in their houses?" No, for the protection of all we must restrict some arms, including certain assault weapons, grenades and so forth. That's a given. But people have rights: Including the right to protect themselves. That isn't restricted to just the elite, but I assume you wouldn't want that either. atf, armed...or am I? hehehe |
| Posted By: legion Posted On: Nov 15, 2003 Views: 468 | RE: speaking of loons... Yes, by all means see 'Bowling'. You will like it. And no, "the answer" isn't to have the nanny-state confiscate all the guns, Prof Pol Pot. Since that is never going to happen, (no more than the 'War on Drugs' is going to eliminate all drug problems,) some folks like Moore are trying to explain WHY Amerika is such a violent culture compared to so many other country's with a high percentage of gun ownership, and perhaps come up with real solutions other than trying to imagine guns were never invented. Simple really, but the 'Prof' doesn't "get it" because he's blinded by his Marxist devotion to emotional absolutism. He's a Sheila. A Nancy-boy indoctrinated by the feminazi cabal preaching their hatred of all things male at the 'Institutes of Higher Learning'. Dismissed. |
| Posted By: Dio Posted On: Nov 15, 2003 Views: 461 | Deja Vu Well that's not happened before has it. Sgt. Fonz quotes a 2 year old USA Today news report that has already been quoted 4 times to my knowledge, Marty, Viking, etc etc. same old names same old news report. It's as if they have it saved in their 'refute the need to criticise gun ownership' folder on XP. Then there's Private Fluffy giving the same answer as always, if it's invented, we cannot uninvent it... so let's use it. Followed by the usual 'your a girl if you don't like guns' argument. What next, take your shirt off and start howling at the moon whilst growing chest hair? Next chapters...... Marty quotes another spurious gun society research finding whilst paying praise to Charlton Heston. JSK starts shooting hamsters with his firearm in a patriotic overpouring of guff and jam. Legion finds yet another convoluted argument to enforce Smith and Wesson sales policy by calling all British people communist girls, thus sidestepping any actual intelligent response. Geordie George and Wazzard rack the **** out of the whole argument without any Americans actually noticing. Hutch chips in with the usual diplomatic overseeing comment and out of ironic frustration, I shoot him for his latent liberal elitism ;) So no change there then. Always a good laugh to bring that old chestnut up. Right back to your quarters men, Chin's on the, only shoot when you see the whites of his eyes. Dio |
| Posted By: JSK Posted On: Nov 15, 2003 Views: 457 | RE: The new Women's wrassling convention Well atleast we Murkin's don't all dress funny ! In regards to Charlton Heston my wife and I happened to catch a late night commercial called something ghastly like "Charlton Heston does the Bible" (LOL) Basically for like 19.95 per video you can sit there in the privacy of your own home (or jail cell) and watch this loon babble the gospel and readings from the holybook. Imagine Planet of the Apes without that dialog and instead him over acting Mark , John and the rest of the Stooges . He just stands there with a biblical background going off talking proud in his usual strong overdone voice . I taped some of it so I can make a clip for you all. And my wife and I were even thinking of buying it and giving it as a X-mas gift to one of my unfortunate friends . Coming soon ! Oh guns ? I got one , but haven't shot anyone with it in years though. JSK |
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