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| Posted By: alfonsothefan Posted On: Nov 15, 2003 Views: 572 | Yawn! Whatta Bore... Ah yes, let us discuss how to have a convention/meeting/event of wimmin rasslerettes. OH DREAMY! Can I come, too? Are there gonna be BJJ types? Boxers? Foreigners? Gypsies, tramps & thieves? Now, ol' Harry's been mouthing off to the Jabberwonky and I'll bet the mistress of mayhem is properly distressed. Be careful, spritzener, ya might be "one of the five" hehehe... Ya, ol' Harold'll read this cuz he comes here. Bet on it. Difference is, I don't need call him names. He KNOWS he's a jerkoff wimmin's rasslerette manager and - bygawd - the boys gonna prove it by getting into a pi*sing contest with Bab's fav poster/promoter. Ah yes, a real profile in courage, he. Anyway, before one of you 'neanderthals' calls me a 'coward' for not postin' on the other 'bored', ah...how ya know I haven't? Anyways: Any doubt as to the ideologcal bias and the lack of 'concern' for keeping the mb both 'free from flames' and 'on-topic' by the caretaker there is - to be blunt - both enlightening and sad. Ensconced on the mantle of hypocrisy is this pathetic example of Orwellian duplicity: Perhaps 'tis true that the Jabberwonky is 'more equal' than the Harryape. Told ya. atf |
| Posted By: kevin Posted On: Nov 15, 2003 Views: 565 | RE: Yawn! Whatta Bore... Thanks so much for your daily review on whats happening at that board. Other then you, who really gives a rats ass? But you obviously follow every single post alot more closely then I do. I just wonder, if you are so disgusted and above all the people who visit there, why keep visiting? |
| Posted By: Field Marshall Posted On: Nov 16, 2003 Views: 560 | Kevin...? Kevin....? Kevin... Kevin... I don't have that name in my roll call book; I can't remember ever signing a Kevin up to the cause? [Flicks through log book]... Where's a Kevin? Kevin, Kevin.... WAIT A MINUTE... he could only be.......... A CHIN OPERATIVE! Get him men, another one of the buggers has sneaked past Fluffy again..... ALL PILE ON!!!!!!!!! Hit him with a kipper, get the cricket bats and the net out. I want this one caught..... BOUNDER! Where's Hutch? What the hell am I paying that scoundrel for? Just get him, I need to interrogate this one by putting him in.... THE COMFY CHAIR! Field Marshall Dio |
| Posted By: Geordie george Posted On: Nov 16, 2003 Views: 555 | ....has he gone?... is it safe to come out?.... ....er, I mean, DAMN! the filthy swine made a clean getaway, sir.......I was just checking....under the table for er,...other.... enemies......and that.......WAIT A MINUTE! I see a PATTERN forming here, and not just because I`m trying to divert attention away from my snivelling cowardice....GENTLEMEN!(and fonzie) I see it all!... first a "Mystery poster" mocks my alliterative "handle" in an earlier post, then the Field Marshall himself says "Kevin...Kevin..." ANOTHER alliterative nom de plums, then JSK is unusually funny.....almost TOO funny,....hmmmm (SCROTUM!...Fetch me my pipe and "What`s On....TV") yes..hmmm,...yes.... put this together with the fact that Barb`s boared has apparently been taken over by pod people, and it can only mean ONE THING!!!!.....................Now if we could only find out what that one thing IS,....we could, OWW!, stop throwing things, OWW! OOW! That one really hurt!...... |
| Posted By: alfonsothefan Posted On: Nov 16, 2003 Views: 551 | RE: Oh boy, 'Kevin' has left the building ...but GG & I are ferreting out the bloggers as they try to come here and subvert the very nature of what we're about. Which is...??? ah... anyway... OK Scotty, look under the teevee there; yeah, you can move the Sam's Club box of Nacho's left by leege and the bong thingy left by leege or killer or... Hey, who's the lady? Why, I'll frisk her now - you take the smarmy guys in the trenchcoats who just got on DioAir. What's that? Ah, it's ok., GG, just another couplea nice guys from Saudi, prolly. And don't say I'm NOT a gentleman. oops, sorry, ma'am... atf, chief of security, DIHQ |
| Posted By: legion Posted On: Nov 16, 2003 Views: 533 | RE: harhar Yah, you guys are "Chief of Security" all right. Corporal Agarn and Sgt Shultz reporting for duty, sir. They see nothing. I was always trying to imagine Elle May having a raskling match with either Ginger from Gilligans Island or Julie Newmar as catwoman. The second I discovered women wrestled I forgot all about playing Soldier Boy, Cops an Robbers, Cowboys and Indians. "What's that you say? Women wrestle in bathing suits? No kidding? I gotta see this!" And since then, I never evolved a whit. I'm a case of arrested development, and I suspect we all are. I saw women wrestle and that was it for me. And that's the story of how women's wrestling kept me out of Vietnam. |
| Posted By: Geordie George Posted On: Nov 16, 2003 Views: 522 | DOUBLE bore,.....(irony alert) CAUGHT YOU! Mr. so-called "Legion" - "FORIEGN LEGION" more like! - What am I talking about? I`ve just been over to Barb`s bored, where the VERY EXACT SAME post as the one above appears. At first I thought I was having one of my "funny turns", caused by my years of mung abuse and had wandered into the wrong board again, but NO! It turns out our little bacony friend here`s posts are equally irrelevant to ANY previous message.....You all realise what this means?... (No, don`t throw stuff yet....) He`s bin BRAINALISED I tells ya! They`ve replaced OUR fluffy with some old Atari computer console, programmed to spout non-sequitorial pish!. (Stop struggling you, or I`ll knock your head off with a fire extinguisher, like Ian Holm when they found out he was a robot in "Alieen".)....I mean think about it....has OUR Leege ever spouted impenetrable, controversial nonsense like this before?.........O.K., I just shot my own argument down there, but, what the hell, -personally I think we`ve got the best of the deal, what say we keep schtum and just use him to play "Pacman" on? |
| Posted By: legion Posted On: Nov 16, 2003 Views: 517 | RE: Yawn! Whatta Bore... Yes, you've unravelled the mystery Mr. Holmes. That's to save Fonzie time in reporting what I said on Barbs bored. You get full brownie points for being observant, oh great sleuth. Besides, I don't have time to create original material for youse knuckleheads. |
| Posted By: JSK Posted On: Nov 16, 2003 Views: 510 | RE: Yawn! Whatta Bore... No Fonz , Kev(ster) wasn't me . For one I wouldn't go bashing you and running off like a pussy like he did. And I would have added in some humor (even if I only got it) I'd say it was someone who doesn't come here and wandered into our territory . Besides all of us goones use creativity whenever doing something like this. Kevin ? I see nothing cool about the name whatso ever .(sorry Dad) The guy reminds me of the term "chew and screw" which is what I use to do at most chinese resturantes. We'd eat and drink all we could and then make it to the door and run to our cars laughing like school kids and drove off with out paying. Funniest thing was we'd wait just a few weeks and do it again . I wouldn't doubt you might get the guy coming back once or twice again and we'll be sure to extend our hand of freindship only to grab him , hold him down while Dio gives him a wedgie. Then we will drive through the streets swinging it around yellin ...LALLALALALALAL It will prove a point to anyone else who comes here and acts like he did. Obviously a total loser and funny I don't see the name Kevin over at Barb's . Wait til we do . JSK (No chink food tonight) |
| Posted By: Kevin Posted On: Nov 16, 2003 Views: 506 | RE: Yawn! Whatta Bore... I'm sorry I wrote this ATF. I just came out of the closet and am sick of people talking about about others especially me. You see I have no backbone and can't defend myself so I go around talking back to people and then run off . I even shut my computer down so the screen is black and they can't see me I'm that much of a wuss. Right now I'm sobbing while wearing women's cloths being sexually assaulted by some fat guy called Larry. And for the record he is only large in one sense. I should go to barb's where I belong. That way I have a woman to fight my battles and tell people they can't be that way to me or anyone else. Kinda like my Mommy . I'm so wrong . What was I thinking . Maybe your not better than everyone else but you are much better than I am . Infact right now I have to go because I have to gradify Larry orally. Bye. Kevin the meatman |
| Posted By: alonsothefan Posted On: Nov 16, 2003 Views: 500 | RE: Yeah, sure Kev At least your less repetitive than leege. 'course we haven't a clue as to what the hell you're talking about. btw, Har...er, Kev: Told you once, told you a million times...your personal sexual 'habits' are none of our business, don't you think? atf |
| Posted By: JSK Posted On: Nov 16, 2003 Views: 497 | RE: Yawn! fart. ass scratch ... Whatta Bore... Fonz , Ok , I will admit to ONE of the Kevin postings (LOL) How dare he talk to you that way ! Lets see if he has a come back or will come back after that one. He should after all if he wants to talk here he should atleast listen to what people have to say not only about him , but to him. That hit and run MF-er! See I backed you up buddy and now might have to face this tough guy someday later on this weekend for my actions ! But, I'm ready and waiting. I bought some beers but will not drink them until I know its safe to . I need to focus .... focus .... focus !!! Gotta keep my hands off the brews although they look all so nice and feel all so cold :) Hmmmmmm BEER (in my best Homer Simpson voice) Enjoy the weekend boyz ! JSK |
| Posted By: alfonsothefan Posted On: Nov 16, 2003 Views: 495 | RE: Scratch scratch myself... Hmmm, I just don't get it? I mean, your spelling and punctuation are pretty goo when you're playing someone ese. Scratch, scratch.... Hmmmm....is this like the country & western hick who stutter's all the time except when singing?LOL later, bub... atf |
| Posted By: JSK Posted On: Nov 16, 2003 Views: 491 | RE: Yawn! Whatta Bore... Oh you mean that Jerry Lee guy ? Wasn't he on smokey and the bandit ? "Thats quite a studder you got there John" (fish called wanda) Anyways ... I write like this when I'm J and when I post as someone else (very rarly but I do ...everyone does) I try to write better or just differently without so many ('s and "'s and .... 's . I swear dude the first Kevin wasn't me. I was Jack Handy and Spiffy though. Other than that I'd tell you or anyone else and wouldn't do it to be an asshole to a friend. Mostly just for humor to get people going and to laugh because I find it funny when we see a name thats an obvious fake and someone posting as a joke. Thats the only reason I'd post as someone else ... as a joke. And well once to Leege because he ****ed me off , but we're past that already. JSK |
| Posted By: Bear Posted On: Nov 16, 2003 Views: 483 | RE: Yawn! Whatta Bore... One thing that really riles the Bear is someone who doesn't know his country music stutterers! Shame on you! It wasn't "that Jerry Lee guy." Are you talking about Jerry Lee Lewis, or Jerry Reed or maybe Johnny Lee? T'was none of them. It was Mel Tillis (Pam's father, for you younger whipper snappers) who made his mark as an accomplished song writer (remember "Emotion" by Brenda Lee), before launching his own singing career. Let's get it straight! BTW, I got a kick out of Geordie's post om Hoffa's bored that his friends thought Jabroni had some "real issues." Ya think? There is clearly something wrong with this guy, and I think he's got Barb spooked. She's never patronized someone that is so far out of line. Amazing. Piece and Beer ............Bear |
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