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Posted By: Jabroni

Posted On: Nov 17, 2003
Views: 414
SO THIS IS THE PLACE!!!!!!!!

O.K., wheres this IDIOT FONZOFAGGOT and wheres LEGION and youse most liketo haveing a coeple others here!
I'll foind you and rip your hearts out like I did last NITE IN OAKLAND at an indy show with myman Beano. The morons loved it!!! You ssick bunch of morons. Ill be back and Ill find Alpgonsothefaggots room and kill him. Then Ill go for this Dion jerkwad. See, I can play the game!
If Im not wrong (and Im never wrong), this is where some nitwit 'exposed' me. Gave out my real name, disp****s. HA! Ill find him to.
You **** with the Jabroni you die! Thats all you have to know. I got the stupid broad shakkin on the WWCmb, now Im coming in here to mess you guys over!! Count on it, jerkoffs!!!!


Posted By: tyyygurrrrrr

Posted On: Nov 17, 2003
Views: 399
.....SO My evil nemesis, we meet again!!!!!!

And once AGAIN I thwart your plans of wrongness to bring your reign of terror to the throats of innocent.........non- wrongness...doing.....bystanders.......and that....SO! - Put away your knife of oppression which seeks to bring the night of persecution to the hearts of all our minds and return to your porcelain throne of solitude, so I can go and get a cup of tea and chocolate biscuit of freedom, relieving our hearts which yearn,......yes yearn my friends, yearn for the taste of freedom,....freedom to live, laugh, and yes love,....and now a song from my new album "Moments".............(cough)
.........I LLOOOOVVEEE -

(GUNSHOT)

AARRGGHHHhhhh!......

DIO - "Well shot, George!"


Posted By: jabroni hunter

Posted On: Nov 17, 2003
Views: 372
RE: SO THIS IS THE PLACE!!!!!!!!

Jabbie,
Good to see you around here. Since you have exposed yourself as to your stagename it was a piece of Battenburg. So Terry, it's cool to call you Terry isn't it? Can I send you a picture of your house? Just so you know.... you don't have the security you think you do, it not only sux but they gave you up like a bitch with the clap. When I talked to Vince about you he said he had to let you go after he caught you wankin at the peephole. He was going to let it go but then it was men on the other side. What can you do? Then you got busted at Glory. I guess that's why you finally showed up here. You really need some new photos ya know what im sayin? Or maybe you could stuff a sock and get a little better PR. Whatever else I reveal I'll never tell about you pounding sand that night in Georgia. Nobody knows about that and we'll keep it that way. Except for that poor catamite you call an employee who took the pictures.

ain't it just like a jabroni to bring a knife to a gunfight.

Mind your manners sonny.


Posted By: Zip the Tiny Wonder

Posted On: Nov 18, 2003
Views: 349
This Jabroni is a PERV, folks!

I finally figured out who this bastard is! During the Christmas season of 1991, I was picking up some extra cash as one of Santa's little helpers at the Macon Mini Mall (I had a little green felt suit and hat and was simply adorable). They had this Santa who was the biggest loser and idiot I have ever met in my entire life (and I've met PLENTY, let me tell ya). He claimed that he was some great professional wrestler and insisted on being called "Jabroni". Christ, he used to talk my friggin ear off (when he wasn't putting me in hammerlocks). He was VERY unprofessional! He would come to work high on dope and reaking of beer and cabbage. He soon tried to put on his wrestling tights instead of his red suit! He told the manager it was a "new modern look" the kids would love. What a fag! The kids would just laugh at him or run screaming in absolute terror (they HATED it). One day this little boy asked Jabroni Claus if he was the "real Santa". Jabroni belched and said, "Hell no...I kicked his ass last Christmas and stole all his stuff"! He actually told him that! What a bastard! I would easily overlook all this crap if it weren't for that night in the dressing room. I definitely DO NOT want to rehash it in great detail (seeing as how I still have nightmares about it) but let's just say that he "touched me inappropriately"! He's a total pervert good people! Yes, he's into "gay dwarf loving". I DON'T GO THERE FOLKS because I'm NO FAG! How dare he. As I have stated MANY times, I like beautiful babes sitting on my little knothead and smothering me with their wondrous breasteses! I'm trying to save my pennies so I can afford a bus ticket out to Hollywood (the woman). I think that she and I could do a whole bunch of really swell "dwarf domination tapes"! We could corner the market (and I know that drug free JSK would but a few)!

ZiP


Posted By: zzzz

Posted On: Nov 18, 2003
Views: 344
RE: SO THIS IS THE PLACE!!!!!!!!

You are boring. Who? Well the guy posing as jabroni, and the guy who poses as the dwarf. Is that JSK the serial killer? Post under your own name, because that is tired, very tired. And not really even that funny.


Posted By: Jabroni

Posted On: Nov 18, 2003
Views: 338
RE: SO THIS IS THE PLACE!!!!!!!!

ILL RIP YOUR HEAD OFF TO JACKOFFDD PUTZS JERKWEED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ oh now thats to cute stump****!!!!!!!!!!
JSK is zip?? Whose the hell zip? I never knew a zip but I knew a JSK and a Alphoneso the Looser!
Ill be back!!!! COUNT ON IT, jerkoffs!!!!!!


Posted By: legion

Posted On: Nov 18, 2003
Views: 337
RE: OH MY PRECIOUS

What have they done to my precious WWE womens div?

What full body costume will Trish wear next? A burqa? A beekeepers outfit?

Ah yes, the WWE. Where the only skin you'll be seeing is on the men.

Molly and Lita rivalry. Just great. I hate those two, and their stupid 'street clothes' wrestling outfits.

What's with the stupid romantic side stories?

What's with the stupid lesbian business side story's in Tori's division?

Are they ever going to ever wrestle again? Or do they think they're producing some sort of reality TV show?

Where is Jackie? Dead? Injured?

What is the point of having Sable return if she's never going to wrestle? Prance around the ring once in a while? Is it back to the 'Valet' days for this regressive outfit?

No more stupid costumes, this is wrestling, not Halloween.

Get in some skimpy bathing suits and get in the ring and start slamming each other around. Nevermind all this other nonsense.

Hope this answers all your questions, Hamboni.


Posted By: Doug

Posted On: Nov 18, 2003
Views: 321
I hear ya zzzzzz!!!!

This Rough the Tin...er, that's Zip the Tiny Wonder is very, VERY tiresome. I'd almost rather read some of Tongue Tangled's foolishness.....almost.


Posted By: Zip the Tiny Wonder

Posted On: Nov 18, 2003
Views: 307
Hello "Zzzzzz" :)

Post under my real name?? Thanks a bunch for that advice "Zzzz". I certainly see that you live by it! My "REAL NAME" is IGOR. I used to be Igor the Tiny Wonder (but Zip had a spiffier ring to it).

If you don't enjoy my fragrant stories and accounts DON'T READ THEM. They are an amalgam of my 30+ years hoofing it on the road! I've lived the life of four men and I'm only 48, sir! Adam West once called me the best pound for pound entertianer since Billy Barty (RIP). I simply want to occasionally share my LOADS OF WISDOM! You and Dougie can keep your smarmy comments to yourself!

ZiP


Posted By: JSK

Posted On: Nov 18, 2003
Views: 305
RE: SO THIS IS THE PLACE!!!!!!!!

Hey zzzz ....
GO F U CK YOUR SELF .

And to anyone else ~
Like I said I played the role of Jack Handy and Spiffy , but thats it.

I don't know who zip is , but I think he's a funny little guy . (more than likely some dude thats 6 feet tall in real life)
I'd rather hear the "tale tales " he brings than half the sad remarks or anti peace movement in the world today .

So I go out and be nice and tell you who I was and forever more anyone who hasn't posted before now thinks its me ? Give Dio some credit will ya . He gets a few more persons than just me and 7 others . And while your at it give me some frigging credit. When the board looked bored I spiffied it up . Big deal .

All the "posed posts" I've done were only comical and never to **** anyone off or start conflicts.
But , if you want a problem just keep it up and you'll get one (or two)

Eat my s hi t if you don't like it.
JSK : )~


Posted By: JSK

Posted On: Nov 18, 2003
Views: 304
RE: SO THIS IS THE PLACE!!!!!!!!

You see Zip's so tiny he just posted before me and I didn't even see him.

Wow , made my case look bad , but still he wasn't & isn't me .

And I have an idea who Zzzzz was or is .
Looks like Kevin has either used his middle or last name .

And Fonz ... for the last time I told you Kev was me the second time only to back you up . Who is was before I don't know and I don't care .

As for Jab's above I doubt its him , but who cares if it is . Its a free board where any idiot can come and post.

JSK



Posted By: Doug

Posted On: Nov 18, 2003
Views: 284
RE: SO THIS IS THE PLACE!!!!!!!!

Rough wrote:
Post under my real name?? Thanks a bunch for that advice "Zzzz". I certainly see that you live by it! My "REAL NAME" is IGOR. I used to be Igor the Tiny Wonder (but Zip had a spiffier ring to it).

Look Rough, you seem to be a fairly decent guy, but can't you see what we're talking about? This Zip stuff, like the quote above, isn't even remotely funny.

Rough also wrote:
If you don't enjoy my fragrant stories and accounts DON'T READ THEM.

Trust me, most people skip over this crap faster than a green apple s h i t. We're just trying to keep you from further embarrassing yourself.


Posted By: Scotty

Posted On: Nov 19, 2003
Views: 274
RE: SO THIS IS THE PLACE!!!!!!!!

Hey Doug, what have you got against the vertically impaired jerkweed?


Posted By: Doug

Posted On: Nov 19, 2003
Views: 266
RE: SO THIS IS THE PLACE!!!!!!!!

Rough wrote:
Hey Doug, what have you got against the vertically impaired jerkweed?

Actually I have nothing against short people, handjob. I only have a problem with tiresome writings. This zip crap is some of the lamest crap around. Only Tongue Tangled is lamer.


Posted By: Rough

Posted On: Nov 19, 2003
Views: 261
What is this...name that dwarf??

It ain't me, Sherlock. I like ole Zip and think he's a funny little yonker.

And you can "quote" me on that one...since I actually said it! LOL.


 

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