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Posted By: Geordie George

Posted On: Nov 17, 2003
Views: 294
"Popstar Assaults Toilet Attendent" tomfoolery...

...As I type these words from the surface of our Earth`s moon, T.V`s Frank (-Skinner, not the one from "Mystery Science Theatre 3000") -is trying to score cheap laughs from the girl who brought such shame/pride (-delete as I.Q. dictates) -on my home town of Heaton, Newcastle. a town which has given the world such evolutionary landmarks as self-igniting witches, the catskin banjo/bagpipes, and when we re-discover fire we`re really going to "set the world on fire" (giggle).....No, really,.....we`re going to BURN ALL YOU CITY FOLKS IN OUR BIG WICKER MEN....AHAHAHAHA!!!!! That`ll larn you to teach your heathenisticle non-creationism in our school......................s.

...Oh, they`ve just about finished their Television snow-job on Cheryl (or "Churleeeeen" as she`s affectionatley known round these here parts.) .....GOD ALMIGHTY! -They just dug out some cute photos of her as a sprog, now I ask you.........who could look at that cute little cherubic smile and imagine her beating up coloured toilet attendants while singing a selection of Stock, Aitkin & Waterman-type showtunes?....NOT ME! God, these publicists are clever people, letting Cheryl on national telly and showing her winning nervous twitch,....er,....smile as she charismalessly (Is that a word?....It is now!) -insists "AH NEVAH DuN IT, MAn!", Mebbes I`m over reacting, but I feel like Hunter S. Thompson watching the American presidency being handed to monkeys for the umpteenth time, Or at least Peter Cook spoofing that radio phone-in show as a Swedish loony.-ANYWAY...........I`m off to get Tyyyggguuuurrrrr```ssssss autograph, before-........What`s that you say?.....someone SHOT HER??!!!! NNNOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!........

Posted By: Tester

Posted On: Jan 29, 2004
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Posted On: Jan 29, 2004
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