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Posted By: legion

Posted On: Nov 18, 2003
Views: 472
HOW IS THE BUSH VISIT GOING, BRITAIN?

I'm sure this visit will help you Commies see what a great man and noble crusader for peace, justice and democracy Bush really is?

Yep.

Dear Americans,

Please stop killing and bombing us.

Thanks.

Your Pals: The World.

Oh yah, and Clinton should be tried at the Hague for that Bosnia fiasco. What was that all about?

I still fail to percieve any difference between the major U.S. Political ideologies.

Seems like their motto is "Let the birds fly!"

And...we'll figure out a justification afterward.

Just like Vietnam. They lost. Nothing happened. So much for the big threat of the 'Communist Insurgence'.

Now, we have another evil boogie man to fight. Great. Thanks.

``The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed -- and thus clamorous to be led to safety -- by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.'
-H.L. Mencken


Posted By: legion

Posted On: Nov 18, 2003
Views: 467
RE: oopsie daisy...

Har har, the Mayor of London called Bush the "Greatest threat to life on the planet."

Oh, this is good stuff.

Welcome, Georgie.

By the way, we hate your guts, you warmongering scumbucket. 2 funny.

London Mayor


Posted By: legion

Posted On: Nov 18, 2003
Views: 462
RE: HOW IS THE BUSH VISIT GOING, BRITAIN?

ACCOMPLISHMENTS OF BUSH AS PRESIDENT:

I am the first President in U.S. history to enter office with a criminal
record.

I invaded and occupied two countries at a continuing cost of over one billion
dollars per week.

I spent the U.S. surplus and effectively bankrupted the U.S.Treasury.

I shattered the record for the largest annual deficit in U.S.history.

I set an economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in any 12-month
period.

I set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a 12-monthperiod.

I set the all-time record for the biggest drop in the history of the U.S. stock
market.

In my first year in office, over 2 million Americans lost their jobs and that
trend continues every month.

I'm proud that the members of my cabinet are the richest of any administration
in U.S. history. My "poorest millionaire," Condoleeza Rice, has a Chevron oil
tanker named after her.

I set the record for most campaign fund-raising trips by a U.S. President.

I am the all-time U.S. and world record-holder for receiving the most corporate
campaign donations.

My largest lifetime campaign contributor, and one of my bestfriends, Kenneth
Lay, presided over the largest corporate bankruptcy fraud in U.S. History,
Enron.

My political party used Enron private jets and corporate attorneys to assure my
success with the U.S. Supreme Court during my election decision.

I have protected my friends at Enron and Halliburton against investigation or
prosecution. More time and money was spent investigating the Monica Lewinsky
affair than has been spent investigating one of the biggest corporate rip-offs
in history.

I presided over the biggest energy crisis in U.S. history andrefused to
intervene when corruption involving the oil industry was revealed.

I presided over the highest gasoline prices in U.S. history. I changed the U.S.
policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded government contracts.

I appointed more convicted criminals to administration than any President in
U.S. history.

I created the Ministry of Homeland Security, the largest bureaucracy in the
history of the United States government.

I've broken more international treaties than any President in U.S. history.

I am the first President in U.S. history to have the United Nations remove the
U.S. from the Human Rights Commission.

I withdrew the U.S. from the World Court of Law.

I refused to allow inspectors access to U.S. "prisoners of war" detainees and
thereby have refused to abide by the Geneva Convention.

I am the first President in history to refuse United Nations election
inspectors (during the 2002 U.S. election).

I set the record for fewest number of press conferences of any President since
the advent of television.

I set the the all-time record for most days on vacation in any one-year period.

After taking off the entire month of August, I presided over the worst security
failure in U.S. history.

I garnered the most sympathy for the U.S. after the World TradeCenter attacks
and less than a year later made the U.S. the most hated country in the world,
the largest failure of diplomacy in world history.

I have set the all-time record for most people worldwide to simultaneously
protest me in public venues (15 million people), shattering the record for
protest against any person in the history of mankind.

I am the first President in U.S. history to order an unprovoked, pre-emptive
attack and the military occupation of a sovereign nation. I did so against the
will of the UnitedNations, the majority of U.S. citizens, and the world
community.

I have cut health care benefits for war veterans and support a cut in duty
benefits for active duty troops and their families -- in war time.

In my State of the Union Address, I lied about our reasons for attacking Iraq,
then blamed the lies on our British friends.

I am the first President in history to have a majority of Europeans (71%) view
my presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and security.

I am supporting development of a nuclear "Tactical Bunker Buster,"a WMD.

I have so far failed to fulfill my pledge to bring Osama Bin Laden and Saddam
Hussein to justice.


RECORDS AND REFERENCES:

All records of my tenure as governor of Texas are now in my father's library,
sealed and unavailable for public view.

All records of SEC investigations into my insider trading and my bankrupt
companies are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.

All records or minutes from meetings that I, or my Vice-President, attended
regarding public energy policy are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public
review.


PLEASE CONSIDER MY EXPERIENCE WHEN VOTING IN 2004.

BUSH/HITLER/04


Posted By: Geordie george

Posted On: Nov 18, 2003
Views: 460
Yeah, but.......

....He`s got a lovely smile.


Posted By: JSK

Posted On: Nov 18, 2003
Views: 450
RE: maybe by plane ?

What do you expect us to believe you thought and wrote down that big list we see before us?

He'll go to Brit-land and those Bloody fools will LIKE IT !
He'll do what he wants and you and the rest of the world WILL LIKE IT !
He will get re-elected and the rest of the world WILL LIKE IT !

He's spending our money just as wisely as anyone in his position . Don't worry about it Leege its not coming out of your pocket.
We/he didn't invade you and you live in a free land just like I do.
Others don't and this is why he did so. We need to occupy that stinking country because noone else could .

Sure war blows and use of deadly force does also , but it was needed to achieve whats been done . I don't care if I'm the only one here that thinks it , but I respect my leader and would gladly take a bullet for the guy .

You should really turn your hate elsewhere and set your mind towards doing other things .... like getting a job ya bumb (LOL)

I'm only posting because I feel bad that you felt the need to post 3 times and only GG replied back to you .

JSK


Posted By: Rough

Posted On: Nov 18, 2003
Views: 448
RE: RE: Naah...can't even give him that!

At any given time, Dubya looks either..A) smug and totally full of himself or B) totally clueless and generally confused by his surroundings. Check out the next news clip...you'll see.

I'll give him credit though, I didn't think any single individual could do so much damage in ONE term. It just goes to show you what a stupid cowboy without the first inkling of any diplomatic skills can do when holding the reigns. The cycle of violence in Iraq that WE started continues, our economy here at home is still in horrible shape, and the world is increasingly angry and scared of us. Good job George!

Even the Brits are mad at us! Dubya has an army of security traveling with him (and for good reason..he certainly has a problem making friends). Bushie's people wanted shockproof window drapes and a Blackhawk Helicopter hovering over Buckingham Palace during his three day stay there. But the Queen said "No way", stating that the chopper over the palace would be "too noisy". Hehehe...sometimes you gotta love old Liz. She certainly has more of a backbone than her son.

DIO/ROUGH 2004


Posted By: legion

Posted On: Nov 18, 2003
Views: 442
RE: HOW IS THE BUSH VISIT GOING, BRITAIN?

Yah, it's pretty remarkable.

You've gone from being the most admired Nation in the World to the most loathed, in two short years.

Oh well, perhaps one day mankind will evolve to outgrow his violent Monkey-World tribal instinct for War and Mass Murder?

The outlook is not good.


Posted By: JSK

Posted On: Nov 18, 2003
Views: 438
RE: HOW IS THE BUSH VISIT GOING, BRITAIN?

Yeah that Queen is really useful .






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JSK


Posted By: legion

Posted On: Nov 18, 2003
Views: 434
RE: HOW IS THE BUSH VISIT GOING, BRITAIN?

Well, little buddy, one good thing I can think of about the Queen -

At least she doesn't do anything.

That's about the best we can hope for in any aspect of gubmint.

I do not share your confidence in the ability of gubmint to do anything without screwing it up.


Posted By: Rough

Posted On: Nov 18, 2003
Views: 430
Queen Lizzie

Very true. Ole Liz is better at doing absolutely nothing than just about anyone else.

British Monarchy = Welfare for the super rich


Posted By: Steve

Posted On: Nov 24, 2003
Views: 340
RE: HOW IS THE BUSH VISIT GOING, BRITAIN?

"Oh yah, and Clinton should be tried at the Hague for that Bosnia fiasco. What was that all about?"

It was about trying to end ethnic cleansing, which is, of course, a euphemism for genocide. The right-wing in the U.S. was completely against it, and the polls showed that Americans weren't exactly enamored with the idea of getting involved either; nonethless, Clinton did what he could to end mass murder. Since there is no oil or any other compelling reason for the U.S. to initiate such an operation, I suspect that Clinton acted on moral grounds.


 

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