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| Posted By: Rough Posted On: Nov 18, 2003 Views: 309 | Wacko Jacko under investigation...AGAIN. For the umpteen zillionth time (and on Mickey Mouse's 75th birthday, too..what a sad irony). A small army of cops are yet again searching MJ's Neverland Ranch and God only knows what they will turn up. The usual horde of supporters are making the rounds, defending Michael and saying how much "he LOVES children" (uhh, yeah). No matter how you cut it, Michael is one VERY strange dude and I can't imagine what it must be like to be in that inner circle of people around him (I mean knowing he's the world's richest wackjob). Perhaps someone like Dio can enlighten us as to just what the hell is up with Jacko (psychologically speaking). I've really never seen anything quite like it. Okay, let's NOT automatically assume he is a pedophile (don't laugh). It looks as though this 45 year old man has seemingly regressed back into childhood himself. I've seen him in interviews and news clips where he's basically a 12 year old kid. He isn't "acting" like a kid..I'm saying for all intents and practical purposes he IS a child. So...I suppose at BEST he has regressed back into his childhood and just likes hanging out with hordes of children..or at WORST he is pulling the wool over our eyes and is a perverted pedophile. Of course, for the sake of all the kids he's around constantly, I'm hoping for the former. And then of course, there's the "self-mutilation", which is a whole other ballgame (psychologically speaking). I just have a feeling it's going to boil down to either one dramatic extreme or the other. In other words, he is going to be sanctified at some point as history's greatest benefactor for children OR he will finally be revealed as a cold, calculating monster who has manipulated children and adults for years. I really think it will be one or the other..with no middle ground. |
| Posted By: alfonsothefan Posted On: Nov 18, 2003 Views: 306 | RE: Wacko Jacko under investigation...AGAIN. You almost started to sound "offensive", Roughie. Anyway, you can understand why a 45 year old man whose nose is about to fall off, is negroed but whiter than Tanya Tucker, moonwalks and grabs his crotch: ah, you wouldn't be about "flaming him" would ya, poopsie? 'sides, toss the 'offended parents' a couple hundred large, settle outta court and invest the royalties from the upcoming teevee specials. Just DON'T flame him. Mygawd...had me scared there! America in the 00's. Ain't elitism wunnerful? atf |
| Posted By: Rough Posted On: Nov 18, 2003 Views: 302 | I did go sort of easy on him, didn't I? Quite hard to do really, because Jacko's such an easy target...TOO easy! Ole MJ walks around with a bullseye on him. The world thinks he's a total freak and he just keeps on proving us right. I'm waiting for that faceplate of his to fall of one of these days. I'm really starting to think he's an alien. Ever check out those cold little reptilian eyes of his? Can't you just see it during his next interview? The face falls off and there's his big ole "alien bug head" looking back at ya! Yeah, he's either Saint Michael or the AntiChrist...no doubt about it. Oh well, at least the "Thriller" video will always be pretty cool. |
| Posted By: JSK Posted On: Nov 19, 2003 Views: 288 | RE: Wacko Jacko under investigation...AGAIN. Listen to yourselves ?!?!?!? Micheal Jackson is a musical genious & the self proclaimed King of pop ! He's got 3kids and was married to Lisa Marie Presley !!! Also he has a rare skin disorder that caused him to look the way he does ! With over a thousand lawsuits pending on the man at times its best to settle out of court to save money ! This poor man had no childhood and was picked on for having a big nose and now you guys wanna laugh because he doesn't have one anymore ? And finally he was only showing the baby to the crowd when he held it over the railing ! He had the baby so tightly it just couldn't move and was nearly crushed from his bicepts !!! Nothing like the way he held the little thing during the interview where we was shaking uncontrolably freaking out the interviewer . No, one last thing ! Look at the respectable family he comes from ! (ok ofcourse I'm joking about backing the squid up) Look at it this way. Even if he did go to jail his cell would still be bigger and nicer than half our houses ! Any midget in jail could be his Emanual Lewis and can put him on his shoulders while he dances around for the inmates. Cuz he's bad ! Tehehehehe .... Ofcourse he's a freak thats guilty. His wealth & fame has for some reason eluded for all these years . Very sad . But its hard to fight against a guy whos wealth and power was that of a major corperation. Now that his lights fading and his money isn't as easy for him to come by they are going to nail him . Hopefully this is the perv's last album . Now "beat it!" JSK |
| Posted By: legion Posted On: Nov 19, 2003 Views: 285 | RE: Wacko Jacko under investigation...AGAIN. Farking PROFESSIONAL PARASITES are swarming around Wacko Jacko again, like a pack of sharks in a feeding frenzy. Sickening, eh? Greedy Lawyers trying to squeeze some more money out of the freak. Did you see his picture? Looks like he's been dead for three days, and was dug up. Jeesh, why doesn't he move to some remote Island or France or something where they'd leave him alone? Farking Parasites. They're doing the same thing to Arnie getting SCORES of women to "come forward" and say he "groped" them or whatever, hair on the coke can, had the nerve to ask me for sex, the usual B.S. mudslinging krappola. You guys got really dirty Politics, that's for sure. |
| Posted By: Rough Posted On: Nov 19, 2003 Views: 267 | Yessir..that's my freak! Logged on today and the first headline I saw was the warrant for his arrest. Jacko might have fun in prison though. |
| Posted By: Tangler100 Posted On: Nov 19, 2003 Views: 256 | Jesus Christ ! ! !...$3,000,000-dollar bail ! ! ! Yup, Rough, have to say I follow your posts like a bee followin' the honey trail. Good readin'. JSK, you also bring out a lot of good stuff that should be remembered, too, in all fairness. [And Leege--give yourself an extra bunch of bananas for that Jacko photo :-) :-) :-) :-) :-)] But now, with an arrest warrant having been issued, and with his bail having been set at--Jesus Christ ! ! !--3 MILLION DOLLARS ! ! !--somebody (like Johnny Cochran) better come to his side big-time and be quick about it, or he's going to be the butt of a lot of cruel jokes on the Comedy Channel (as if he weren't already :-O ! ! !) This crap ought to be gettin' REAL good, now. Stay tuned. |
| Posted By: Rough Posted On: Nov 19, 2003 Views: 239 | Wacko Jacko Yeah, we all thought that the Scott Peterson case was going to be a circus. The fat cat media drones have got to be salivating over this (well after all, Iraq had gotten so boring). When this thing goes to trial it will be the biggest freak show to ever hit sunny Santa Barbara. Jacko's big "surrender" tomorrow should have the whole planet rivetted. I'll probably be sleeping when it happens (I'll catch it on tape). |
| Posted By: JSK Posted On: Nov 19, 2003 Views: 234 | RE: Wacko Jacko under investigation...AGAIN. Yeah I wonder what he'll look like when they take him to the station to be booked . Do you think he'll have his skull face , the white face or the black one ? And what nose to wear ? The thin one , the stubby one or the pointy one with nose hairs surgically placed in there? I just hope he doesn't off himself before he gets whats coming to him . JSK |
| Posted By: Rough Posted On: Nov 19, 2003 Views: 227 | Honestly? I think that the "mother ship" might just come and spirit old Jacko away before he has the chance to turn himself in. Hey, maybe he'll go out guns blazing..launching rocket propelled grenades at the cops from his penthouse in Vegas! That would be bitchin', wouldn't it? "YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME, YA LOUSY COPPERS!" Knowing freakboy the only thing he might hurl off the balcony at Johnny Law might be one of his kids! I wouldn't put anything past ole MJ right about now. His surrender should be the biggest, most shameless, pop culture garbage that's been troweled out since OJ went for his spin in that Bronco. Yeah...that trial of his outta be REAL interesting. Ahhh, Mikey...why didn't you stay away from the kiddies? Why couldn't you have a "normal" fetish, like us nice freaks? |