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Posted By: wiseguyly69 Posted On: Nov 21, 2003 Views: 347	A new champion Damn, I just noticed the thread started by our very own Spence has a look at rate of 266!! That's gotta be the most not just at DIHQ but I'd wager at any honorable Board, and I certainly don't include Barb Hoffa's in that category. Nuff said! Wiseguy
Posted By: Cleo Posted On: Nov 21, 2003 Views: 344	RE: A new champion I think Dio should move Spence up, and give him a higher rank at the DIHQ :)
Posted By: alfonsothefan Posted On: Nov 21, 2003 Views: 341	RE: Wait a while! Go back a couple months. Lookie lookie... ol' Fonz started a thread that might still be going if we all hadn't of just fallin down, exhausted. Threats were made, names were called. Feuds begun. Yep, it was a bigun... Ah, but yes, Spence may polish me sword! atf, & thats all I gotta say about that cuz Fonz said so! LOL
Posted By: Agent Y Posted On: Nov 21, 2003 Views: 339	Oh, please... Fonzie, We all know that number was artificially ballooned by you're (na na Jabroni) constantly going there then leaving then looking again. Yours in ca... whoops, I mean ahh sincerely yours, Agent Y
Posted By: alfonsothefan Posted On: Nov 21, 2003 Views: 330	RE: A new champion Hmmm... article 15 for you, Y. The very idea a member of Her Majesty's Secret Service could be upstaged by an upstart like Spence...why, it's just not ah... likely??? Anyway, I'll let Spenceroonie clean the Drs den. Leege took 'nother dump. Hey, we believe in promoting from within here. You help the man, the man will help you. One for all, all for one. An army of one. Thousand points of light. Stay the course. It's for the children. Money can't buy love. This aggression will not stand. Oh my, what a lovely bow-tie! (any other canard platitudes?? anyone?? anyone??) atf
Posted By: Marty Posted On: Nov 21, 2003 Views: 325	RE: A new champion Maybe money can't buy love but you can certainly rent enough affection that it won't matter.
Posted By: alfonsothefan Posted On: Nov 21, 2003 Views: 320	RE: Ah yes, Marty, but what you say... ...is anything but a canard. In fact, I can't think of anything more true! Reminds me of the time about 12 years ago when I was at Bally's in Vegas. Drop dead gorgeous chick with a body to kill for; black chick with the Halle Barry look, tight jeans, mink coat (hey, ya had to be there...). Anyway, after doing my Jackie Gleason hubbbababababa....I quit drooling long enough to ask if she were a..."well, you know..." Chick: "No, I don't know." Fonz: "ah, are y...listen, I'm not from the IRS or anything. H-how much did you ... ah, scratch that...how much ya ah, make every night?" Chick: "Way more than you can afford." Fonz: "Ah, well...yes, yes...of course, you're right...wanna screwdriver?" Drinks, of course, are free to gamblers at the table. Funny thing, she took me up on it...the drink. Then, I got to watch her walk away and I was happier and hornier than Jacko at an elementary school sleepover. Belee dat. atf
Posted By: Spence Posted On: Nov 21, 2003 Views: 317	I'd like to thank all the little people Chicks dig me. That's why they read me. Ahem, cough. Seriously, I noticed that thread was over 200 reads when I logged in earlier. No explanation? But, I do think I deserve a promotion. My dear old mother in Florida will be so proud. Money can't buy you love? That reminds of an old Randy Newman tune from at least 20 yrs ago.."It's money that I love" some lyrics.. I don't love the mountains And I don't love the sea And I don't love Jesus He never done a thing for me I ain't pretty like my sister Or smart like my dad Or good like my mama It's Money That I Love It's Money That I Love They say that's money Can't buy love in this world But it'll get you a half-pound of cocaine And a sixteen-year old girl And a great big long limousine On a hot September night Now that may not be love But it is all right One, two It's Money That I Love Wanna kiss you Three, four It's Money That I Love Used to worry about the poor But I don't worry anymore Used to worry about the black man Now I don't worry about the black man Used to worry about the starving children of India You know what I say about the starving children of India ? I say, "Oh mama" It's Money That I Love It's Money That I Love It's Money That I Love Now I ask you, is that poetry or what? Spence
Posted By: grrrr Posted On: Nov 23, 2003 Views: 267	RE: A new champion It's money that I love!! Great song! I don't live by those standards, most of the time, but every time I hear a Randy Newman song, or a reference to one of his songs, I have to laugh. Great writer, great musician, and vocally he's kind of dylan like; just off key enough to make it sound right.
Posted By: JSK Posted On: Nov 25, 2003 Views: 247	RE: Hookers ? Whoooo ... ATF gets drunk and looks to buy 10 thousand dollar a night hookers ? In Bally's ?!?! Coooooool (LOL) If it were me I'm sure I would have gotten a slap and then been arrested for trying to pay for sex . Thats the type of luck I have in Vegas . F that . Your better off playing slots in some store (like 7/11) seeing they got slots and sluts all around that big beautiful bright city !!! Christ , the way we all "beer goggle" how bad could it be ? Ofcourse a raincoat(rubber) and a paper bag for their faces is a must !!! Tahaha .... sick and disgusting true story here ~ A bunch of us were in Boston back when the "combat zone" was around. Most Bostonian's and New Englanders have heard of it. It was the type of area you drove really fast through and it could be 4 pm or am and there would be women all around demanding you screw em . Its gone now but not forgotten! Well we were at a show in that area and a few friends out of the group we were with decided to go into that area of town. We went back to the hotel and kept drinking and so on. After about 2 or 3 hours the other nitwits come knocking on the door loud and laughing. I open the door and one of my friends is standing there with wet pants . We all started laughing asking what the hell happened. JSK- "Dude, you look like a homeless guy!" He tells us they were walking into an alley with these hookers and they were going to give them both BJ's . He said he was so ** faced he could barley stand while the hookers started on them . She was messing around with it trying to get him going and he said he couldn't feel much from being so intoxicated. Suddenly the cops come flying down the alley lights flashing and all. Somehow they got a way. How I don't know seeing neither could walk . They said after walking a few blocks and getting lost they went into a bar to use the bathroom . One zips down his pants and starts to in the urinal. He said he was staggering just standing there and some idiot who was ing next to him decided to make small talk with him . Although drunker than Kitty Dukakis he knew something wasn't right. Next thing he knows something blew up and ** went all over him and on the other guys leg . The other dude : " Ohh what the F ?!?!?" He looks down and the hooker must have put a rubber on him . Tehehehe ... what a dumb frigging drunk ! It exploded on him : ( I've always wanted to get two hookers to fight for me until I found out its illegal and can be arrested for it . Although some are expensive to "bang" they might be cheaper to pay than a session wrestler .... to wrestle ! Its true . So sure money can't get you everything . But , somethings you just don't need . JSK -(Pink Floyd's money)