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Posted By: wiseguyly69

Posted On: Nov 26, 2003
Views: 389
Well the turkeys won't be too happy..

but the rest of you will have a great holiday, if my wishes come true. Ha, you foreigners don't have too much to celebrate, as you don't live in the great US o' A, but we Americans will happily gorge ourselves with good food and drink, good times, dancing and perhaps some catfighting over the wishbone! Thanksgiving is my favorite holiday and it marks the end of sanity for the next month. We shall enter the silly season as of Friday and it won't let up for at least 4 weeks. Add that to the start of winter and the horrible **** damn fuchk anniversary of my dear Dad's death and that makes for one awful week for me. So, for now, I shall enjoy some catfights, fine liquor (Budweiser!), some other, ahh, refreshments, and of course lots of food. I shall be thankful for by beautiful daughter and my forgiving wife and my family and this message board. I hope you all can have just a fraction of the fun I'm gonna pull off the next four days. Now if the Sox can get one of the big free agents, or Schilling or ARod, that will be icing on the cake. Enjoy another gift from Massachusetts: Thanksgiving!!

Yours in giving thanks,

Wiseguy


Posted By: DrChin

Posted On: Nov 26, 2003
Views: 381
RE: Well the turkeys won't be too happy..

Dragging my aching, surgically repaired body off the bed -

Let me wish, to those who celebrate it, a Happy Thanksgiving. Eat plenty, enjoy life and family and friends.

Peace


Posted By: Cleo

Posted On: Nov 26, 2003
Views: 375
WHAT?

They were able to put you back together after the beating I gave you, Chin????

Forgive me Dio, for I have failed. I caught Chin rummaging around through our office the other day...I thought I had beaten him so badly, that he was done for good. However, it seems since he's a Doctor, that his doctor friends rallied and pieced him back together again, curses!!!!

Oh um, yea have a Happy Thankgiving everyone! You too Legion! :) And you best be thankful they put you back toether Chin!

Cleo

PS, hope all is well with you Doc?


Posted By: alfonsothefan

Posted On: Nov 26, 2003
Views: 370
RE: Well the turkeys won't be too happy..

Try to stay warm, my friend. Brrr.. in the 60's here...hehehehe

Understanding your sorrow along with the joy of the season, I wish you all the best, my friend. So you know, my dear dad passed from this world years ago and on the sad occasion when I was about to mourn him one morning a couple years ago, I found out that the WTC had been hit. Yep, my dad died on 9/11 years ago. So, that date is imbedded on me twice over.
Still, everyone have a great Thanksgiving in the USA and - glad to see the diabolical Doc is at rest - catch you on the flip side...

atf


Posted By: JSK

Posted On: Nov 26, 2003
Views: 362
RE: Us Murkins need somethin to kill .....

Happy Thanksgiving everyone . Even to the Indians : )~

Remember those who cannot be with us in body and only in spirit .

I'll be sure to make a silent toast 4 u all,

Pilgram JSK


Posted By: Zip the Tiny Wonder

Posted On: Nov 26, 2003
Views: 355
God bless you, perverts!

I hope that all you freaks have a wondrous Turkey Day! Don't GOBBLE too much! Sadly, I'm allergic to turkey, cranberry sauce, and pumpkin pie. I swell up like a goddamned balloon!

I will take part in my annual Thanksgiving Day activity of riding around town on my pink tricycle passing out turkey sandwiches to all the Native Americans! It's the least I can do.

Have a GREAT DAY and remember all the turkeys who gave their life for YOU, you fat bastards.

ZiP


Posted By: Doug

Posted On: Nov 27, 2003
Views: 340
And God bless you too Rough...ooops, I meant Zip.

Rough wrote:
I hope that all you freaks have a wondrous Turkey Day! Don't GOBBLE too much! Sadly, I'm allergic to turkey, cranberry sauce, and pumpkin pie. I swell up like a goddamned balloon!

Uh, har har, hardy har har.....or something.

Rough also wrote:
I will take part in my annual Thanksgiving Day activity of riding around town on my pink tricycle passing out turkey sandwiches to all the Native Americans!

Man, if I didn't know better, I'd swear that Tongue Tangled wrote this. Please oh please Rough, have some mercy on us. Cease and desist this zip crap at once, before we all die of sheer boredom and disgust.

Rough also wrote:
It's the least I can do.

Not really. If you wanted to give us an early Christmas present, one that we'd truly appreciate. Take your future 'adventures of zip' and write them where they'll do the most good....on the back of your toilet paper.

Rough finally wrote:(Oh, thank God!)
Have a GREAT DAY and remember all the turkeys who gave their life for YOU, you fat bastards.

Ummmm, would it be too early for a New Year's Resolution? I've got one for ya. Promise yourself that you can't post as zip again until you french kiss ten homeless people. If that doesn't cure you then, well, at least you'll make some new friends.


Posted By: Rough

Posted On: Nov 27, 2003
Views: 307
Turkey goes to Baghdad

Hey Leege, did you see Dubya in Baghdad? Looked like another great little photo op to me (almost as good as the flyboy stunt, but not quite as flashy). We're assuming now that he really was in Baghdad..I think the whole thing was staged at Fort Bragg (but that's just the doubting Thomas in me).

Happy Thanksgiving to all! :)

DIO/ROUGH 2004


Posted By: JSK

Posted On: Nov 27, 2003
Views: 298
RE: Well the turkeys won't be too happy..

Go Georgie Go ! Not bad celebrating an American holiday in the country you just took over : )
Tehehe ...
Twas a Happy Thanksgiving.

JSK


Posted By: legion

Posted On: Nov 28, 2003
Views: 283
RE: Well the turkeys won't be too happy..

Hey Rough!

Yes, I seen him. Big deal.

The Mission from God World Tour stops by the site of the latest, most Glorious Victory over the savages, eh?

They make it sound as if he's leading the RAF over Berlin in '44 or something.

Yah, there's a bunch of people down there that hate him, but they're all peasants and dirt farmers.

story


Posted By: Rough

Posted On: Nov 28, 2003
Views: 270
RE: RE: RE: Truth be told.....

...he was lucky one of OUR boys didn't take a shot at him!

It as ALL FAKE I tell you, just like the moonwalk! Did we ever see Air Force 1 land? Did we ever see any indication whatsoever that he was actually even in Iraq? He could have been anywhere!

FAKERY I TELL YOU!

DIO/ROUGH 2004
"NOT Fake!"


 

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