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| Posted By: alfonsothefan Posted On: Dec 8, 2003 Views: 376 | Question of the day The city of Seattle has now allowed any and all cab drivers to "dress up" & "impersonate" (after some Bozo who wanted to "look like Elvis"...dressed up as, well, Elvis!). Quick question: If one can dress up to be whatever one fantasizes about, can it be lone before we see some Jabs-like idiot dressed like the 'Hulkster'? Or, some other guy like fagstylefan dress up in a singlet and ear protectors (with perhaps a Michael Jackson perpetual hard-on while thinking of rasslin some boy)? Then again, it'd be my luck I'd end up in a cab driven by Susan O. Who'd be your fav impersonator? A quick answer from the Fonz'd be a guy dressed up like Lurch Kerry, asking "Where da F*** ya wanna gooooo? Ohhhhhhh....." Or, more along "our" lines, how's about a driver with a set of trunks on, a tee shirt and a hi-heel wresklin shoe stuck up his ass - with plenty of bandages! A Cleo impersonator ferseurrrrrrr! Hehehe... atf, having way 2 much fun |
| Posted By: Sea Wolf Grant Posted On: Dec 8, 2003 Views: 363 | RE: Question of the day How about a jerkoff babbling all along the route. Not unlike... oh, this is too easy... |
| Posted By: Admiral Tang Posted On: Dec 8, 2003 Views: 360 | Here's a better idea, yet... How 'bout a Sea Wolf Grant putting on a scuba mask over his ears and then see him turn ocean-blue as his oxygen-starved flabby ass suffers from asphyxiation and drops off while he wonders if he's on land or sea ? Then use his carcass as a marker on the way for others to step on. Makes for hell of a good laugh on the trip. |
| Posted By: Lord Grant (First Sea Lord) Posted On: Dec 8, 2003 Views: 350 | Damn, somebody beat me to it. __________________________________________________ {Sea Wolf Grant wrote:} How about a jerkoff babbling all along the route. Not unlike... oh, this is too easy... __________________________________________________ In the interest of full disclosure, I must confess Tongue Tangled that I didn't write that. I simply can't take credit for this no matter how accurate or funny it is. It's just not fair to the original author. So tell me Tongue Tangled, why did you get so p i s s ed off? How do you know that 'Sea Wolf Grant' was talking about you? Oh wait, he did use the terms 'babbling jerkoff' and 'easy.' Yep, he was talking about you alright. |
| Posted By: wiseguyly69 Posted On: Dec 9, 2003 Views: 340 | How bout the pope? cuz if the popes driving me around, that would make me, a God! divinely yours, wiseguy |
| Posted By: Tangler100 Posted On: Dec 9, 2003 Views: 328 | What the hell's the big dif which Grant it is ??? Dolphin-dung Grant (a.k.a., First Sea-weed Lord Grant), or Penguin-Poop Grant (a.k.a, Sea Wolf or Sea-Sick Grant); there's not a whole helluva lot of difference between your pathetic names and the "members" of your ilk, Lord Grant [a.k.a., First Sea-Weed Lord Schmuck Grant. I can tell everyone apart :-), can you ?] Once you're related to M-Ass-cot Muleschitter Grant, it runs in the "family". You wrote: i>"In the interest of full disclosure, I must confess...that I didn't write that. I simply can't take credit...It's just not fair to the orginal author". You apologizing ???...For what ???...What a Whale-Ass Wuss of a Whimperer you are !!! Oh hell, I'm not ****ed off at all...I just love throwing your pathetic ass overboard every chance I get. |
| Posted By: Lord Grant (First Sea Lord) Posted On: Dec 9, 2003 Views: 305 | The BABBLE of the day __________________________________________________ {Tongue Tangled babbled:} I can tell everyone apart :-), can you ?] __________________________________________________ Oh??? Well...what about... __________________________________________________ {Tongue Tangled further babbled:} ...so the pigeons can take a level crap on the faces of the now ex-Commander of DIHQ and his stoolies??? __________________________________________________ Moving right along... __________________________________________________ {More babblings from Tongue Tangled:} IT LOOKS LIKE THAT DUNG-FOR-BRAINS & MOON-FACED, EX-COMMANDER OF DIHQ (NOW HER MAJESTY KNOWS WHAT THAT "D" ACTUALLY REPRESENTS ! ! !) HAS FINALLY TAKEN LEAVE OF HIS SENSES FOR GOOD !!! __________________________________________________ Still babbling... __________________________________________________ {Still more babblings from Tongue Tangled:} HOW IN THE HELL CAN HIS NINNY FOLLOWERS EXPECT TO CARRY OUT HIS PLAN, SINCE THE MINISTRY OF DEFENCE HAS STRIPPED THAT NINNY COMMANDER OF RANK ? ? ?... __________________________________________________ Babble, babble, babble... __________________________________________________ {Even more babblings from Tongue Tangled:} Her Majesty's Ministry of Defence has taken unforgiveable offence at such extreme reaction by the Field Marshall regarding Admiral Tang's explicit assessment and orders to you. __________________________________________________ So tell us Tongue Tangled, If you 'can tell everyone apart.' Why did you accuse the Webmaster of writing some posts that were CLEARLY penned by me? Everyone else KNEW it was ME! And last but SURELY not least who could forget this babbling gem... __________________________________________________ {(Sigh) Yes, still more babblings:} (Wrong, stevie boy...but, yes, Dio IS funny...) Sorry to disappoint you there, stevie boy, but, no, there sure as hell is NO connection between Lord Grant (a.k.a. Dio) and Ulysses S. Grant on Barb's Board or here (the difference is obvious). __________________________________________________ I swear Tongue Tangled, this one takes the cake. Not only did your two brain cells mistake the author of that post, you even admitted that it was funny. Damn Tongue Tangled, you make this too easy for us. All we have to do is sorta line up your crusty old foot. YOU, actively and eagerly shove it through your own gaping dick-sucker. |
| Posted By: Tangler100 Posted On: Dec 10, 2003 Views: 294 | The Poopdyck Pecker himself finally surfaces. It looks like the Peon Poopdyck Grant is still trying to impress me with his frickin', f u c k e d-up display of Sea- S u c kin' Sea-weed quote-and-compare Whale- s h i t coming from his Seahorse Ass. This time the First Lord Sea-S h i t t e r Grant has finally proven what every captain that ever set foot on a ship always knew about such Sea-Sick Critters: Whether on land or sea, that he and his kind always, like cream, eventually rise to the surface and blow hard to allow their waterlogged assholes to discharge. It looks like the Poopdyck Pecker Grant himself is leading the convoy. After apologizing like a WhaleAss, what the First Phallic Sea Gourd himself should do is go to the top of the crow's nest and unfurl his ship's flag. When the birds see it, they'll then know where to drop their bird s h i t as they fly by. So far, it looks like smooth sailing, with the First Sea-s u c k e r Whale-Wuss Grant himself pointing his limp pecker straight out for good direction. Congratulatons and full steam ahead. |
| Posted By: Tangler100 Posted On: Dec 10, 2003 Views: 293 | (And, Poopdyck Pecker Grant, as far as that...) ...comparison post goes with steve, I KNEW I would probably ferret and draw you out like the Pecker-Puker that you are to differentiate any mis-ID on that post. Do you think I was THAT naive ? ? ?...Who in the hell do you think you're dealing with ? ? ?... Did you ever hear of reverse deduction that, if done with utmost sincerity, would bait and trap you like a dump of pathetic plankton caught in your own perception ? ? ?...You don't believe me ? ? ?...Probably not, because I've already profiled a Sea-Bottom Dung Scavenger like you with ease !!! Either way, you've succeded in F U C K I N G YOURSELF over, bigtime ! ! ! Like I said above...Congratulations,...You're so waterlogged your plugged-up asshole needs another discharge. |