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| Posted By: alfonsothefan Posted On: Dec 18, 2003 Views: 795 | APB ALERT!!! APB ALERT!!! Perimeter alert!STOP... Cpl Killer and Sgt Fonz have pulled a funny looking foreign guy outta a hole!STOP Guy was Asian looking, had a full growth of hair/beard and kept saying he was STILL gonna do b&w stuff!STOP Kept saying "70's apartment rules!" or sumpin!STOP Found colored pics taken by Lt Cleo in attache case!STOP Also found weapons of mass decolorization in other bag!STOP After giving him to the good doctor, who checked for lice and sanity (he found neither), we interrogated!STOP Found the guy had entered & violated DIOHQ Space whilst Pvt Fluffy (still think he's allied with wazzard) slept/inebriated!STOP Awaiting VP Rough's input (he's busy putting together the Michael Jackson million man molestor march with the Nation of Islam's Farrakhan!STOP Need to know where Hutch of Arabia (Secret Service Agent) and Spence & WG Co. of Mass are!STOP Also, where did that Viking interrogator go?!STOP He'd a got to the bottom of this by golly!STOP Should we bring Adm Tangler in for further torture?!STOP That is all.... atf, over & out |
| Posted By: DrChin Posted On: Dec 18, 2003 Views: 777 | my cause is gaining strength . . . Did you see that commercial the other night on NBC? The first name in colour photography - Kodak, is re-introducing a new 35mm film . . . Kodak Classic black & white !!!!!!! The hook is that if you want to take a classic picture, use black & white film! Hahahahahaha.... OWW! There go my stiches . . . oh nurse. . .?!  |
| Posted By: Tangler100 Posted On: Dec 18, 2003 Views: 769 | Looks like you need a bit of help there, Chin... Here ya' go:  |
| Posted By: (VP) Rough Posted On: Dec 18, 2003 Views: 758 | Gosh darn it! These emergencies always happen when everyone is busy! Fonz, keep showing his medical exam over and over again (it will either break the Chin insurgents' will or make them insanely angry...it's a 50/50 gamble, I'm afraid). Don't show any enemas though...fer Chrissakes, let's show a little common courtesy. We're not working with Dragon Films, after all! Thank God he's in your custody Fonz...I would trust the rascal with no ne else! As for torture? I say show him the 1939 classic "The Wizard of Oz" but fastforward it to the COLOR part...you know, right as that drunk tramp Judy Garland staggers into Munchkinland! Let him feast on that early technicolor wonder a few times, without showing him the banal, black and white Kansas opening! That will have him squirming! The Michael Jackson Million Molestor March (MJMMM) is a total shambles...Michael and Mr. Farrakhan (you have to call him that) got into it at our first meeting this evening, and Mikey almost got drowned in a punch bowl...very ugly scene! Note to self: NEVER get child molestors together with The Nation of Islam..NOT GOOD. A lot of "weird vibes". When MJ first called me up last week, I was caught between a rock and a hard place (figuratively speaking). He asked for my help in his hour of need. We go back a long way. I was almost in the Jackson Five (that's right...my little white ass would have made it the Jackson Six). I could really sing like a mofo and shake my tailfeathers when I was a little tike. (I would have been in too, if it weren't for that racist sonofabitch Tito!) I agreed to put aside my political aspirations for a moment and help him organize his little "March thingy". In return, he promised me some weekend passes to Neverland in the offseason, but after this debacle tonight...NEVER AGAIN! |
| Posted By: alfonsothefan Posted On: Dec 19, 2003 Views: 744 | Torture! I'll show ya torture!!! This damn Chin varmint'll talk I tell ya! First, we got the evil li'l devil to have to count the number of times Jabberfag posted the words "I" and "great" on the other bored. Then, we had him count the number of times Bab's kissed his ass. Then, we threatened him with a "session" with freestyleerection, followed by another with Susan o. Then, we got the entire post history here and had him count the number of times legion uses the words "Murkin" and "murderers" in the same sentence (he keeps losing track hehehe). Next, we played all of Dio's Barry Manilow songs on the CD player for 24 hours straight (note to Barry: no, you do NOT write the songs that make the whole world sing).... Finally, we had him lined up to correct all of killers spelling mistakes, denying him food & water until he's finished, and - wouldn't you know it!--the boys singing like a bird! Ah yes, torture! It's a....FAM'LY TRADITION!!! atf, with pliers in hand |
| Posted By: Field Marshall Dio Posted On: Dec 19, 2003 Views: 739 | A promotion for Sgt. Fonz.. Chin has been captured THIS is EXACTLY, the kind of professionalism and committment to the service that I expect from my men. Sgt. Fonz has without doubt, excelled himself in this fine capture of that rag tag and bob tailed Chin fiend. Chin may still be blabbering his inane monotone meanderings in regards to that filthy fifth columnist company Kodak. But this is where he slipped up because THIS is where our magnificent Sgt. Fonz tracked him down to: http://www.photo.net/bboard/q-and-a-fetch-msg?msg_id=006GWg He's been hiding at Kodak HQ!!!! lads We have him! We attack said building tomorrow. Chin has been captured finally. His base revealed.... We are on the verge of victory, and Wazzard is no where to be seen. I hereby promote Sgt. Fonz to the rank of Staff Sergeant Fonz for his excellent effort for our cause. God Save the Queen and God Bless America..... Field Marshall Dio |
| Posted By: DrChin Posted On: Dec 19, 2003 Views: 731 | oh you guys . . . Here, let me fix that picture for you . . .  There, all better. Hehehe Oh wait, here's one for you Dio old boy . . .  Now doesn't she look better this way? As if I would be so clumsy as to hide in such an obvious place. Really! Hahahahaha... Ah jeez, freekin' stiches again . . . now where's my duct tape? |
| Posted By: Field Marshall Dio Posted On: Dec 19, 2003 Views: 716 | Ha ha! Foiled again Chin DIHQ's auto message board's 'contra monochrome defence mechanism' seems to have blocked your evil b & w abuse of the pointy building and our Sammy. You vile fiend! I didn't even have to do a thing with this new gizmo installed. It's wonderful, I can just sit back and drink my Earl Grey and eat a few mince pies and any attempt at two toning the world will be negated forthwith. Take that Chin! Dio |
| Posted By: Field Marshall Dio Posted On: Dec 19, 2003 Views: 715 | But... ...unless of coure you right-click on the little red cross, look in properties, copy and paste the URL into a new browser window and then reload the message board page..... bugger! DAMN YOU CHIN! Dio p.s. I have faith in the attention deficiency of my troops to prevent the above from happening.... Victory is mine! |
| Posted By: JSK Posted On: Dec 20, 2003 Views: 697 | RE: APB ALERT!!! APB ALERT!!! Dio is it ok for us to look at what the "enemy" has offered us ? Can I look please ? JSK |
| Posted By: JSK Posted On: Dec 20, 2003 Views: 696 | RE: APB ALERT!!! APB ALERT!!! Ok , 30 seconds later I just couldn't help myself. I see Sammy found another thing Jab's needs when going to the bathroom . Tweesers and .... Whens someone gonna crop/fake a pic of her going at it with another chick ? I mean seeing theres no actual fight footage of the big breasted bimbo I'd rather see her putting on holds , not holding something !!! And I don't care if its in color or not! JSK |
| Posted By: JSK(again) Posted On: Dec 20, 2003 Views: 693 | RE: Heres what I intercepted That Chin pic was a cover up !!! Heres the real one .  http://cartooncatfights.com/dihq.jpg JSK |
| Posted By: legion Posted On: Dec 20, 2003 Views: 684 | RE: listen up knuckleheads... Oh, good grief. More like Sgt Shultz - He sees nothing. And who appointed this silly British Nancy-boy Aristocrat to lead up the Allied Expeditionary Farces? What have the British ever done for us? Okay, the Beatles, big deal. And yah, that Royal Family to laugh at. But what else? Mostly they just plundered our Natural Resources until the Empire collapsed under the bloat of their own greed. Just like the Murkins are doing now. It's almost like history repeats itself, eh knuckleheads? You guys just nod when I say so. And you ninnies don't worry your frilly little panties in a bunch over the Chin Insurgence, my undercover Operatives over at the Legion Intelligence Agency of the Republic (the LIAR) have the matter well under control. Now go back to hup two three fouring around the perimeter of the latrine you nattering ninnies, you. |
| Posted By: Steve Posted On: Dec 20, 2003 Views: 660 | RE: APB ALERT!!! APB ALERT!!! Jayzus, you guys are gay! |
| Posted By: DrChin Posted On: Dec 21, 2003 Views: 648 | well that explains it . . . "...unless of coure you right-click on the little red cross, look in properties, copy and paste the URL into a new browser window and then reload the message board page....." My god man! You have to go through all that just to see images on your own board?! No wonder you're always in a tizzy! Perhaps it is time you updated that Webley/Vickers software to something written within the last decade. |
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