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| Posted By: alfonsothefan Posted On: Jan 5, 2004 Views: 343 | Couple of Notes Whilst having so little time and so many topics out there, including the possible sighting of the evil Chin, your trustworthy staff sgt Fonz has a couple of notes for you nerds. First: Jabberwonky keeps insisting that some smuck named "Ropeburn" is ah - someone else - a...(gasp!) POSER!!! Well, truth be told, I have no idea who this minky is, but you'll note that 'RB' is a follower of Nanny Babs and is truly a 'newcomer'. I spoze. Anyway, if I post, it'll be under 'alfonsothefan'. Oops, can't do that! Someone grabbed that handle. Oh well, I'll try 'Fonz'. Note: atf is what I lurk around under, but it gives my real name in the addy. Next...I have decided to offer a better alternative to Dio/Rough 2004. How about....... Saddam/Fonz '04! That's right, why not? I mean, if an alternative to Bush is a mad Dr from the NE, a habitual liar and all around weirdo, why not Saddy & I?! Hmmmm????!!!! "Dictatorships may depend on torture chambers but democracies run on bamboozle. ...(just) what would Saddam's (Presidential candidacy) message be? Only he can answer that one. Like Ted Kennedy, like all democratic politicians, he will just have to recall the ideals that impelled him into public service in the first place." Joseph Sobran Hey, Saddam & I can bamboozle with the best of 'em. Roughian & Dionysian? Humph...mere rookies. If you seek a totalitarian bored, vote Saddam/Fonz. We will control the horizontal; we will control the vertical. AND, we promise COLORIZATION protection from Chin. Vote early and often. I know we will. Saddam/Fonz '04 We will free everyone & promise to hang any man or woman who denies us... |
| Posted By: Rough Posted On: Jan 5, 2004 Views: 332 | RE: RE: Saddam/Fonz !?! What the bloody hell?? Going for the dark horse are we, Fonz? Well...SO BE IT! Go ahead and throw your hats in the race (if Saddam still has that cute little black beret of his, he can throw that in too). SEE IF WE CARE....you and your little mad former dictator! Between the four of us we will certainly offer more choice than we've had here in the US of A in recent years. Variety is good (it's the spice of life I hear) and every ballot should have at least one whacked out megalomaniac! You have that, sir....AND you've got Saddam Hussein! :) Saddam/Fonz...Iraqi homeless man Hussein and madman Fonz! Hell, I might have even voted for you myself. Assuming Saddam hasn't been EXECUTED by election time, I think you've got a pretty good shot at it. If someone like Johnny Cochran (or Seinfeld's Jackie Chiles) produces a couple of bloody gloves, he may even get Saddam off. Mr. Hussein will then be spoiling for a comeback, the rascal! BRING IT ON!! I know I'm speaking for Dio..but I'm quite sure he would give you the British equivalent, by removing his glove and popping you in the face or something like that. DIO/ROUGH 2004 |
| Posted By: JSK Posted On: Jan 5, 2004 Views: 313 | RE: Couple of paragraphs Yeah I could see it now . Dio walks up to Fonz takes off his glove only to give him a Betty Davis biatch slap with it . (LOL) That'll be the day . Fonz , jump in at Barb's man . Can't say its real fun especially with Fagaroni still around , but we'll ignore the geek . At the moment I simply can't . He's certain that there will NEVER be a female wrestling show , event or anything else that will sell . Didn't we just drop **** up on Mars ? I won't even go on about how it will work SOMEDAY , but once again he's the annoying little prick he's always been . If I didn't fear rolling around wrestling with guys I'd challenge him to a duel !!! Ofcourse I useta box and wouldn't waste my time trying to get him in a headlock or something unless it was to smash him in the face over and over again until ..... ok , I gotta calm down . Actually he doesn't bug me as much and its quite funny how he lives in his own little fake wrestling world like he does . SADDAM/FONZ? I'm sure that'll go over real good writting down saddam's name on the ballet ! How much have you had to drink buddy ? Maybe I'll put you down as a write in . Hey why not ... I've written in Jimi Hendrix , Mickey Mouse AND Frank Zappa in the past . The sad thing is none of them won either : ( Take care peeps : )~ JSK |
| Posted By: alfonsothefan Posted On: Jan 5, 2004 Views: 309 | RE: Couple of Notes No, I have no reason to post there. It's beneath me, really. Cowardly, stupid jerkweed runs it. Terrified of some dickwad from Frisco or whatever. Pathetic, really. Also, killer, you will note that the banality of this neanderthal Jabs zips right over some heads, while others try to deal with his assinine remaks by offering solace to a wench who is undeserving. A prayer this dolt ought to pray every night is that he and I never meet. Character flaw #1 for the Fonz is that I carry a grudge along with a .38 special. #2 is that I'm a bit of a sociopath in a desert. An addendum to this is that I haven't been drinking, which makes me all the more dangerous. Ah, but, that reminds me: JD and coke with plenty of ice. Er, what were we talking about? Oh...Jabs? Small potatoes, not worthy of nor commanding my attention. Oh look, another VCR alert! Anyone there ever promote a rasslin' event? Anyone? Anyone? DIO/ROUGH 2004 atf, sans Saddam & Jabs |
| Posted By: alfonsothefan Posted On: Jan 5, 2004 Views: 306 | RE: Couple of Notes Well, after a couplea hits of... er....what the hell am I drinking here??....... ......... oh yeah, Jim Beam and coke (very little coke, hehehe).... The Fonz wishes to apologize for giving the impression I'd actually shoot you know who. Actually, I'd only wanna pistol whip him. Honest. atf, the compassionate sociopath |
| Posted By: Rough Posted On: Jan 5, 2004 Views: 301 | Jabroni....pistol whipping.....Mars Jabroni is SO yesterday's news, now. You know, I don't even have the sick compulsion to persuse his angry widdle posts anymore. All he can do is play the "heel" and insult anyone who directs a comment toward him..pro or con! A proclivity for pistol whipping, eh? Well, you can't go wrong with the old tried and true methods, Fonz. Truly, a man after my own heart! Although, with Jabroni, you might just do damage to the pistol...so don't use your "nice pistol". Ahh...MARS! I'm glad you mentioned it Killer. We're dumping all kinds of keen stuff on that bitchin' little red planet (it would actually be a nice place for the aforementioned Jabroni). But WHY are all the pictures they're sending back now in black and white?!! Ugh! Chin must be laughing his arse off! C'mon people..it's the RED PLANET! At least colorize the damn pictures! Incidentally, Dio/Rough already has a "Mars Policy"...Do YOU Fonz? What about your little friend Saddam?? Didn't think so!! We are tackling the arduous (and kick ass) initiative of developing a bomb capable of taking out an entire planet. The moment any signs of life are found on Mars (or any other planet for that matter) it's TOAST! That's right, Dio/Rough takes no chances! It's merely an extension of the pre emptive "we annihilate you before you even think about annihilating us" policies already in place. If the raw ingredients for life are found on Mars (microscopic beasties), who's to say that they might not someday evolve into something REALLY nasty. I mean, the whole damn planet is a friggin' desert, right? All of Mars could be like the Middle East..(someday, in a few million years....maybe). Damn Martian terrorists! As soon as any microscopic evidence of life is found..THAT PLANET GETS BOMBED, BABY! DIO/ROUGH 2004 Feel safer already, don't you? |
| Posted By: JSK Posted On: Jan 6, 2004 Views: 291 | RE: Couple of Notes Hey Fonzie , Look who your talkin to and talkin about . I don't mind if you said you'd slit the clowns throat . But , ofcourse the clean up would be more severe then the actual lose of life . I think a gun butt to the head is exceptable. Rough ...Martian terrorists ?!?! Ohhhhhh shhhit that was all too funny . I actually used that joke to the wife today , but used it a little differently . And yes I told her I basically stole the idea from the site I go to where we go around making fun of each other . She laughed , but still thinks were childish fools . The nerve of that woman huh ?!??!! Dio infiltrated Chin's defenses and added color to the mars photos. And seeing I just got the hang of 3-D NASA will use them in regards to the 3-D photos you'll be seeing all day on the news today . From what I hear they have another costly machine going up there in Febuary or something . GREAT , now we can get another view of orange dusty wasteland . Before this place becomes just that I think it would have been a better idea to use the billions of dollars on people in our own planet who really need it . But , do mad scientists & the government really give a rats tail about any of us ? JSK |
| Posted By: alfonsothefan Posted On: Jan 6, 2004 Views: 288 | RE: Couple of Notes Hehehe... Look who I'm talking about is right! Reminds me of the old Mary Tyler Moore Show, wherein her boss (cant think of his name) was being "verbally abused" by a hand puppet. Instead of punching out the puppeteer, he was 'smacking' the puppet! Hehehe...classic teevee... Anyway yes, Rough, I'd use an item not on the top of the Fonz arsenal and I'd be sure to don gloves as I'm sure he's carrying diseases. Killer, you say you get 3 or 4 Spanish stations? Really? Yup, plenty of wimmin fightin there. AND, if you can stomach it, how about Jerry Springer's garbage? atf |
| Posted By: JSK Posted On: Jan 6, 2004 Views: 286 | RE: Couple of Notes Hey Fonz ... Its great to see others are using their time as productive on the other side of the US !!! I see U've been reading Barb's posts over there . Gee , I don't ever remember the subject of Spanish TV being brought up before huh ? (LOL) I have a soft spot for that station and can't help but the hash in on topics like that one . Springer is only good on ppv . And everyone subcribes to it to see the chick fights . SO fagaroni is wrong again !!! But, just try and tell him that ? The past ppv show I think it was "Wild losers part 8909 " had some good scraps and ofcourse these women dress to be stripped . Like the show back in the 90's called "grudge match " I think a show something like that in a Springer type setting would make well for veiwing don't you ? Ok , gotta go beat off ... I mean check out some sites . later, JSK |
| Posted By: Rough Posted On: Jan 6, 2004 Views: 283 | Mary Tyler Moore That would be Lou Grant, although my personal favorite was Ted Baxter. God, what a funny guy! Remember "Chuckles Bites the Dust"? "A little song, a little dance, a little seltzer down your pants." |
| Posted By: JSK Posted On: Jan 8, 2004 Views: 259 | RE: RATE Mary TM Whats up with anyone born before the year 1960 and them liking mary tylermore ? Not long ago I was talking with the old man about hot chicks in his hayday . Ofcourse Requel W. was brought up by me , Sophia Lorein(sp) and afew others . He goes on to say Mary T.M ?!?! "Dad shes F-in ugly , odd looking " ect . He adds " but back then her breasts poked out and everyone loved em . Something like that and mentioned lots of guys thought she was attractive ?!?! Then he tells me next time I watch the show to take a hard look at them ? Well I checked em out and although perky theres something just plain wacky about her ? Maybe because I'm use to seeing her in her more recent films/tv movies . Or that I never got into that show ? So nothing attractive or good sticks in my mind when thinking , talking or looking at her . What do you guys think of MTM ? Am I being too harsh on the gal ? I give her a 5 or maybe a 5.5 and thats being nice . JSK |
| Posted By: alfonsothefan Posted On: Jan 8, 2004 Views: 257 | RE: Mary Tyler Moore Killer,, if you're going by the way MTM looks today, well ya! How bout Marilyn Monroe? I mean, she's...DEAD! Sereeeassssily, MTM was a stunner in her youth. If you were a butt man, she was heaven on Earth. If you were into slender chicks, her long legs and beautiful face was exquisite. However: her only son committed suicide some 15-20 years ago, I believe it was, and she has a terrible case of diabetes. Really kinda sad. Thus, the combo of grief and the disease have aged her. In the early 60's she was something else, tho! O my, trust me bub, she was really something. Outta 10 I'd have given her a solid 9. My 10's I'd reserve for Raquel Welch, Gina Lollabrigitta, Sophia Loren and Jennifer Conelly. Essentially I love dark women with big boobs. I always have. atf |