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Posted By: Yana Posted On: Feb 11, 2004 Views: 730	Paging US GRANT If you don't get over to Barbs board and **** on Tongue Tanglers post to Renee, I will. This has to be, by far, his greatest post ever. It's just too funny. That buckeye has no clue, and you, Grant, seem to humble him like no other. Of course, he doesn't read your posts over there anymore, does he? Or does he? What do you think?
Posted By: doug Posted On: Feb 12, 2004 Views: 722	RE: Paging US GRANT Tangler is Tangler. If a female posts, he will answer. That's pretty much a given. He's been accused of being a female, being a kiss ass, and being an idiot. I think that probably two of the above three are correct. I'm 42, married, and pretty much conservative. However, I'm not as right wing as this guy. Un real! If I had to guess, Tangler is either 60, and a single right winger, or 30 ish, right wing, and obviously single. I'll refrain from ****ting on the guy and leave that to fellows who can. It's really too easy.
Posted By: winnie the pooh Posted On: Feb 12, 2004 Views: 703	Tongue Tangled is temporary out of commision... Seeing Renee post twice on the board has been too much. He went into babbling buttmunch shock. Tangla is a sniveling suck up with foot in mouth disease. He's actually quite a bit of an enigma. Sometimes he can be very helpful and go out of his way to be good contributor. But, alas, mostly he is just a suckup who can't get out of his own way. It's actuall quite sad to see him try to flame Grant when he gets stung by the old pres; he flies off into uncontrollable rages that aren't even close to humourous. He seems to think that he's funny but that's about it. JSk gives him a sympathy hug here and there but that's where it ends. I'm afraid we must put up with his silliness, but hey if it get's dusty Grant out of his tomb and tapping on the keyboards, I'll happily put up with it
Posted By: legion Posted On: Feb 13, 2004 Views: 684	RE: Paging US GRANT You guys quit pickin' on Tangler. He makes me laugh, and that's all I know. Anything else is speculation. The Brits have proposed Battenburg control in Britain since the nation is morbidly obese and getting fatter due to the junk food diet we've adopted in the west. If you outlaw cake then only outlaws will have cake....lucky bastards
Posted By: legion Posted On: Feb 13, 2004 Views: 682	RE: Paging US GRANT I just checked Barbs bored and guess what? He just came up with another Tanglerism! : "The "train" (motives) were on the right track, but the "track" (method) was going in a hell of a wrong direction." -Tangler Not quite as good as the 'your waves reaching my shore' thing, that was a classic, but still a worthy addition to his silly metaphor quotes. He is so prolific!
Posted By: Harry Posted On: Feb 13, 2004 Views: 678	Confession Guys...after U S Grant's last dialogue with Tangler, I sort of gave a "hug" to Tangler like JSK. Looks like Grant didn't like it and chose to attack me too. In response I wrote below message to him. You guys must've missed it because that thread had already rolled off the first page. Author: Harry (---.dslextreme.com) Date: 02-04-04 11:01 Why are you mad at me U.S. Grant? How come someone as smart and cool as yourself can't take criticism? Are you sure you are as smart as you think you are? 1-) You couldn't even understand that I was making fun of British jokes. 2-) You said you have been here only 14 times, yet you seem to know every "single thing" about me, lol. 3-) Why did you get offended about me "lecturing" about women, if you really don't need it? How many girlfriends do you have other than your left and right hand? FYI I've never watched a superbowl or any football game . Someone has to hold me at a gun point to make me watch a football game. It's okay for me if you think I'm a schmoe as long as it makes you feel happy about yourself Grant. I actually think you have the potantial to come up with a joke of your own, rather than imitating Sketch Artiste for couple of years. In fact, when you first appeared here 2 years ago I thought you were Sketch Artiste, because you were using the same wording and style against Tangler. I'd actually like to see you with an original style rather than a copy cat trying to get credit on someone else's originality. Don't get me wrong buddy, you are still free to go on the way you like. All floor is yours, you can keep waltzing across and around. Sorry if I offended your sensitive sensitivities! Cheers Harry His hands might be full with developing his own style. If indeed that's the reason of his silence, sorry for interrupting your fun and joy guys. "Artificial intelligence is no match to natural stupidity."
Posted By: alfonsothefan Posted On: Feb 13, 2004 Views: 672	RE: Paging US GRANT You know, I never saw the "your waves are reaching my shore"; could someone reference the exact date? Yep, that has to be a classic. AND it has the added benefit of not nearly the sickness and surrealism of freestyle's "I got an erection" comment when writing about mvm freestyle'n against some smoe. In short, some here might be scary but most are simply silly. Frankly, I think ol' Tangler's o.k. and I also believe Grant is riotous. The only peeps I have disgust for have been Jim Reid, Lugar and Jabroni. The first two much more so, as they at least had a clue, if also at once racist & evil. Jab's is, in all honesty, funny as hell. Thing is, he's funniest when not meaning to be and that's his and T's most interesting characteristic. I also miss Tom 007. Wasn't he the one who threatened to knock Sketche's lights out?LOL Anyway, I really loved Sketche's retort: "Meet me at the Bart Station West!" Yeah, like someone would travel 2000 miles to punch @ someone else over something said on a mb. Scary also in that hey...who knows?...maybe Tom's still somewhere on Nob Hill searchin' for Sketchie!! hehehe atf
Posted By: wiseguyly69 Posted On: Feb 13, 2004 Views: 667	Yeah, what he said! and what did happen to Jaberiffic? I heard he was banned at the View, but I never saw the text. Yeah, old Tom was a riot, but he could **** people off. I remember an exchange with him and GR. Gunth was tired of Tom's lame retorts and said something like 'I figured I couldn't post without your mustard.' And Whopper-eating Tom said "you can count on me not to hold the mustard." Classic nonsense. Wiseeguy
Posted By: Rough Posted On: Feb 13, 2004 Views: 652	Rough v. Jabroni...LIVE at the Garden! Truth be told, Jabroni and I finally had it out! He set up his regulation size pro wrasslin' ring and we battled at the garden..no, not Madison Square, out next to Jabber's petunia garden, in his back yard. We had a "Texas style, lumberjack, cage match", best out of three falls...til one of us said "UNCLE"! Man, it was UGLY and Jabroni fought dirty (of course)! We bled like a couple of stuffed pigs! It was one of those "loser leaves town matches" and HE LOST..so Jabbers has LEFT TOWN, never to be heard form again! He cried like a baby! Ha! Ha! Ha! READ IT AND BELIEVE IT...I KICKED HIS SORRY BOOTY!!
Posted By: JSK Posted On: Feb 13, 2004 Views: 643	RE: Paging US GRANT Hey doobies , Ah yes the Tangler v.s Grant thing . Together THE BEST stand up act around ! I'd pay GOOD money to see them squabble for real ... ok maybe not . By far the best form of fighting @ Barb's board thus far. Ofcourse @ Debbi Chan's free board I also noticed two bitches going at it . Maybe a dude and a real woman or maybe two posers ? Christ I dunno , but it was funny . Still Grant and Tangler is like Ali/Fraiser to me ! Its not like T-100 needed a hand & in the same sense I really wasn't getting on Grant's case . If I did he'd know it and ofcourse he would have let me know it . Sometimes you need to speak up . Usually I don't get involved in their wars . I sit back and laugh just like the rest of you . I think they both do great @ kicking each others asses on that board without any of us . I really hope Barb didn't send Grant off to his tomb prematurely ? Ofcourse I'm backing Tangler on this one . The poor guy can't get a word in without Grant coming in and ****ing on his parade . Its just like I said Grant is like the guy in the movie Happy Gilmore . "YOU JACk-A S S !" If you hadn't seen that film U might wanna pick it up : )~ Harry , I think the reason Grant went after you could be because you've "downed" him in the past (possibly ?) Not that I don't think I didn't in the past , but not as recent. Maybe your words hit him a little better than mine because I was expecting my name dropped in his febal posts . And if I recall correctly you stuck him good and for some reason haven't heard back from him . I think barb took his visa a way . Seriously I have nothing against Grant who ever he is , but at the time I just felt like sticking up for someone . Especially after seeing new posts all around it and nothing being done . Maybe bad timing ? Its one thing if Grants gonna go after T due to a simple post , but its another when he insults while a "lady" is present and they are conducting an internet conversation : ) Thats just plain rude . But ofcourse it was expected and I remember loggin onto Barb's board that afternoon to see if the mighty Grant rose from his tomb to toss another cheap shot @ our pal T . And he did . I'll admit (heck who wouldn't) that Grant is funny and it sucks that its @ T's expense , but Tangler knows we just couldn't live without the babble from the both of them for atleast over a week . Alrighty ... time to go find some wrasslin smut . Later boyz- JSK
Posted By: JSK Posted On: Feb 13, 2004 Views: 642	RE: tards Personally I loved the Tom005 yahoo group that was up for a week or two back when Tom hit the record for most posts made by anyone in internet history . Don't be too happy Jab's is gone from Barb's board. It just means he'll need another hang out : ( F-in looooosa ! JSK
Posted By: Harry Posted On: Feb 13, 2004 Views: 637	RE: Paging US GRANT "Harry , I think the reason Grant went after you could be because you've "downed" him in the past (possibly)" Not really, I had never interacted with him until then. Anyway I don't remember him saying anything other than "Tangue Tangle babbled.......", "Tangue Tangle further babbled......." and repeat after Tangler. It was something Sketch did for the first time, but after a few times he quit and moved on. That's where Grant picked it up and kept on singing Sketch's tune for a couple of years non-stop. I doubt Barb banned him, don't believe she's ever banned anybody. I think he got upset with me because I didn't pat him in the back for doing such a great job-:) It became so routine that it wasn't very funny to me anymore. Like I said in that thread "How many times can you laugh at the same joke?" I think 2 years is a bit overdue for that show. Nevertheless, looks some guys still find it funny. I think some more applause will bring Grant back...to resume the "Tom and Jerry" show.
Posted By: Kent Posted On: Feb 14, 2004 Views: 628	RE: Paging US GRANT Poor Tangler. I have the feeling he's probably an OK guy, but maybe one that got teased alot as a kid, because it's so EASY to rile him. One post of anything derogatory and BAM! He's off on some kind of grade-school insult riff, laden with things like: "well if you would take your nose out of your a** long enough you would clearly see (though slightly obscured by the brown doo doo hanging on the end of your nose [which by the way has alot of pimples on it, but you and your Mom has a Dr. appt set for you on that right?]) that I'm so much smarter than you that it's like you are a retarded guy at the the Nobel Prize competition (what a joke that would be, you've probably never been to Europe, let alone out of your red-neck county in NOWHERESVILLE, USA!)..." and on and on he would go. Tangler, if you are reading this, don't be upset. You do need to grow a thicker skin, and learn a few new put-downs that are a little less.....verbose. Just don't give Grant what he is looking for...a reaction. BTW, I don't happen to think that Grant is that funny AT ALL. He's more of ridalin dependant playground bully. In any battle of wits I'd say most in this room could take him apart in a New York minute. Well, off to the chores. Have a good weekend, dudes. Kent
Posted By: JSK Posted On: Feb 14, 2004 Views: 625	RE: Paging US GRANT Harry wrote- I think he got upset with me because I didn't pat him in the back for doing such a great job-:) Actually , that was the one sentence I missed and think you hit the old nail on the head with that one Harry . Kent ... Possibly many others feel the same way you do about Grant . Although I don't feel bad for T and he's no posted child for internet bashing he is just a dude that for some reason gets it time and time again by the X dead pres . Other than that we don't give the guy crap unless he deserves it . Its obvious Grant is someone we all know . Possibly someone who has access to two computers =ip addresses. Since the new board opened I noticed many people didn't return . How ironic . If that doesn't suit the meaning of ironic I'm sure I'll hear about it . (Another post I remember) I don't recall any of us ever giving the T man any guff . Well Leege does , but thats a gimme and quite harmless . You even heard Leege's statement above . Other than the time Tangler went on the tangent on gay marrige his record here is squeeky clean ... even cleaner than my posts ! Take care dudes- JSK
Posted By: legion Posted On: Feb 14, 2004 Views: 617	RE: Paging US GRANT you farking asshats make me puke, you really do. You were the FIRST ONES to howl for the deletion and bannination of all those guys! Now you complain how you miss them so, with you little whimisical trip down memory lane of the good old days before the jackbooted censorship. Well isn't that special? Bounders! I told you dorkweeds this would happen. You miss the very people you once complained about. Let this be a lesson to you children.

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