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Posted By: yana

Posted On: Feb 19, 2004
Views: 445
thanks for replying, US Grant

Noticed you posted on Barbs board to another humorous, yet confusing tongue tangled post. You own him, and despite that some people here seem to think he makes sense, I love reading your replies. Listen to the people who are supporting this idiot. J the serial Killer; pot head and right wing smoker. He can't spell, and put words together into a "centance". Harry, who can't make a single point, without stating he knows Robin, Christie, Christine, Robina, or whoever.

Now, you are being compared to Sketch Artist. Take it as a compliment. He is the King of bringing this little clique of message board no lifers back down to earth. Flame away boys. I'm sure JSK, tongue tangler, and Harry will pick this apart, but who cares? They don't speak for me or the majority. They speak for their little clique.

But please, Tangler, keep writing your DAM posts, they are too funny.


Posted By: JSK

Posted On: Feb 19, 2004
Views: 431
RE: thanks for replying, US Grant

Well atleast you have the decency to call me by my full sir name .Only friends can call me JSK . If your lucky you are allowed to call me J . But your nobody , just an idiot who created a name this week for reasons to bash T who is so "weak" in U'r eyes ?

I see your upset people decide to speak up once in a while when someones getting crapped on for no reason ?
T explained himself clearly and non babbaly a few posts ago.

You see some of us are not afraid to go posting under our real names . Yani ... isn't he that lame musician with the rollie fingers mustache ? Your not even cool enough to be mistaken for him .

And I don't need to be high to make that mistake.

FoCk Off U littel jurk -

*somethings you just don't need to spell correctly to get U'r point across.

JSK





Posted By: Tangler100

Posted On: Feb 19, 2004
Views: 422
No, Yana, I OWN YOU...

...So sorry there, Yana, but you have that in full REVERSE...

...I OWN YOU, as well as Seaweed Sailor Grant, First Undersea Farter of Whale Ass Gas, Dougie, the 42-yr.-old limpless-peckered geezer running around here, Winnie the Pooper, the brain-anchored, barnacle-eating scavenger who comes around here for lapping up Grant's whale s h i t, and everyone else who's in my beloved Fan Club.

It just gives me the greatest feeling havin' you as as a charter member of my Fan Club, too.

This time you get this month's recognition and award for ass-mouthing U. Ass Grant.

Unfortunatley, since this high honor is the first time I'm bestowing this on any of my Fan Club members, you're not yet among the majority. Have no fear, I'm sure that won't be the case for long. Unlike your seasunken view that the individual of your high admiration and praise (that's Me !), JSK, Harry, and the rest of us who know our bearings don't speak for the majority, I can only say that your head must have been constricted in the moorings when you set sail.

But don't worry about it, just take a break from ass-mouthing Grant under water long enoough to come up for air, and take a puff now and then.

In your case, that's what we call mutual oral-ass synergy.




Posted By: Harry

Posted On: Feb 19, 2004
Views: 403
RE: thanks for replying, US Grant

Harry, who can't make a single point, without stating he knows Robin, Christie, Christine, Robina, or whoever.

You got that right Yana! But you forgot to mention that I don't even get invited to Superbowl parties :)


Posted By: Lord Grant (First Sea Lord)

Posted On: Feb 19, 2004
Views: 396
Ask and ye shall receive....

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{Harry wrote:}

But you forgot to mention that I don't even get invited to Superbowl parties :)
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There's no reason to be sore about it Harry. You can't blame other people for not inviting you. Most schmoes are really creepy. Think about it. Would you invite someone like that into your house? Oh....uh, nevermind.


Posted By: Harry

Posted On: Feb 20, 2004
Views: 391
RE: thanks for replying, US Grant

No Grant, I definitely wouldn't invite someone as creepy as myself to my house. I'm actually thinking of kicking myself out of my house. By the way, do you also get invited to basketball play offs?


Posted By: Tangler100

Posted On: Feb 20, 2004
Views: 386
Harpoon away, Harry !!!...

Bull's-eye !!!

Ya' hit him !!! Right in his frickin' belly hole !!!

Hell, I never saw so much blubber and blood in my life.

Have to give Whale-Wuss Grant an honorable mention in my Fan Club by additionally naming him after his cousin (Moby D i c k):

Mmmmmmmmmmmm.......Uhhh....Uhhh,....There !!!.....

I have it !!!:

Flubber D i c k !!!

Now, in honor of your new title, Whale-Wuss Grant, I hearby take your own whale ****, pour it all over you (Wowwwwwwww !!!--Never saw so much whale **** in my life) and chrisen ye First Shark Bait Mate Flubber D i c k Grant.

Now go clean your pathetic carcass up.

We have anti-pollution rules around here in my Fan Club, ya' know.


Posted By: Tangler100

Posted On: Feb 20, 2004
Views: 384
(Man, this board is REALLY sensitive...)

(...Take away those stars, Flubber D i c k Grant, and subsitute " p i s s ".)

Like I said, "Go clean up your frickin' carcass and get rid of all that damn whale p i s s that I christened you with, in honor of your new name."

And be quick about it, will you ?...There's enough blubber and blood in the sea already.


Posted By: Lord Grant (First Sea Lord)

Posted On: Feb 20, 2004
Views: 376
Seek and ye shall find....

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{Harry wrote:}

By the way, do you also get invited to basketball play offs?
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Actually Harry, you don't have to get invited to attend the NBA or NCAA Play Offs. You only need to buy a ticket so even you could go. Just cut out a few schmoe sessions, if you can, and save your nickels.

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{Tongue Tangled babbled:}

Bull's-eye !!!
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It doesn't take much to entertain your two brain cells does it Tongue Tangled? Plus, I thought you didn't read my posts anymore.(yeah, right) You fat little babbler!

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{Tongue Tangled further babbled:}

Hell, I never saw so much blubber and blood in my life.
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Sure you have Tongue Tangled. Remember that colostomy you had awhile back?

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{More babblings from Tongue Tangled:}

Mmmmmmmmmmmm.......Uhhh....Uhhh,....There !!!.....
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You might want to check your bloomers after that one Tongue Tangled.

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{Still more babblings from Tongue Tangled:}

Like I said, "Go clean up your frickin' carcass and get rid of all that damn whale p i s s that I christened you with,
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Tongue Tangled, what are you doing with whale p i s s? Do you play with whale dicks also? Is there any kind of dick that you won't play with? What about schmoe dicks?


"Your waves are reaching my shore." - Tongue Tangled




Posted By: Harry

Posted On: Feb 20, 2004
Views: 373
RE: thanks for replying, US Grant

Grant,I told you, you had the potential to develope yourself. I already see some progress. Keep posting more often.



 

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