| - DIHQ'S CELEBRITY BOXING POLL -> ACHUNG ALL RECRUITS! listen up minkies... | Start A New Topic | Reply |
| Post Info | TOPIC: ACHUNG ALL RECRUITS! listen up minkies... |
| Posted By: legion Posted On: Feb 22, 2004 Views: 411 | ACHUNG ALL RECRUITS! listen up minkies... MI5 the British secret service has launched a recruitment drive for more Minkies therefore all you diksucking brownosers at DIOHQ are "encouraged" to apply or else you will have your weekend priviliges revoked and assigned potato peeling duties under Master Sgt Fonzorelli for the remainder of your stint. Just imagine the excitement of your life as a double knot spy with a license to kill on Her Majesty's Secret Service! Surrounded by beautiful double agents trying to extract secrets out of you by any means possible. Wrestling enemy agents like Ursula Andress and Halle Berry. Combatting bad guys like Dr Evil and Random Task (aka odd job) and Fat Bastard while hoping Alotta Fagina would finally fight Heather Graham or somebody other than the midget. Yes, that's right: British Secret Service |
| Posted By: alfonsothefan Posted On: Feb 22, 2004 Views: 395 | RE: ACHUNG ALL RECRUITS! listen up minkies... I'll only sign up on two conditions: 1) I won't have to have that sissy aszed Brit BBC accent or sound like Sean "Spousal Abuser" Connery. 2) I won't have to carry that sissy fem Walthrup PPK. The Fonz carries a .38 special or he stays home. Belee dat... atf |
| Posted By: Field Marshall Dio Posted On: Feb 23, 2004 Views: 381 | Oh for goodness sake! WILL YOU TWO PLEASE KEEP YOUR VOICES DOWN! This is top secret stuff, MI5 nudge nudge, wink wink, swapping roled up newspapers in the park, False moustaches... typical Fluffy, blabbing it all in front of the Chinonians. Harrumph.... Protocol, protocol must be followed. DIHQ will be accepting application forms for said positions in our department from February 27th. Please attend at unspecified location. Your preliminary mission is to locate 5 FM Dio's messages on Barb's 411 board before they get deleted.... keep it quiet! Tally ho Dio |
| Posted By: alfonsothefan Posted On: Feb 23, 2004 Views: 374 | RE: ACHUNG ALL RECRUITS! listen up minkies... Talk about "Mission Impossible" hehehe atf |
| Posted By: Kent Posted On: Feb 23, 2004 Views: 364 | RE: ACHUNG ALL RECRUITS! listen up minkies... Legion, I commend you for bringing this to our attention. I also commend you for not cutting and pasting the article into the board, as that's one of your more irritating habits. Now, I would be interested in working for the British Secret service as an American advisor, especially if the duties are as you describe. It would make my heart heavy if you could not serve as well, but your all ready heavy duties as a Canadian student and secret George Bush operative might be all you can handle. Ok, I can see it now. Double agents Denise Richards and Angelina Jolie fighting over the secret power gadget in a vat mid east oil. And me tied to a chair with no way to stop the madness. It's a tough job but someone has to do it. |
| Posted By: DrChin Posted On: Feb 23, 2004 Views: 344 | you'll have to be quieter than this . . . Geez you guys, I can hear all this whispering and clunking around even in my sick bed. You're not going to get to learn the "super-secret" handshake thingy if you can't sneak around better. BTW, check Barb's Links page. I've already managed to get her to help promote my magazine. You are too late again, Dio. Toodles, DrChin  |
| Posted By: Kent Posted On: Feb 24, 2004 Views: 329 | RE: ACHUNG ALL RECRUITS! listen up minkies... Chin, you, you.....hey, you posted a color picture! Washed out and low quality, but nonetheless...color. I suppose that is proof that you are indeed not feeling well. Normally this would inspire me to communicate feelings of concern and hope for a full and complete recovery, but this is Waruh! Also delusional is your view that the Queen B Amazon is in any way on your side in "War on Techocolor" (copyright 2004 Geo. W. Bush [paid for by friends of Shrub, Legion the Matriculator, Treasurer]). Due to facts that I'm not at liberty to disclose I am quite sure that the opposite is true, indeed if I weren't a highly trained DIHQ and soon to be MI5 licensed to kill operative I would probably tell you that she is on the verge of being recruited by a certain Field Marshall as the new babe in residence of ****!! *Wow that was close...I'm sure glad the FM has set up these safeguards, indeed I might have spilt the beans.* So, in summary, you, once again, are nothing but a poorly costumed, rubber cement glued fake bearded, Buster Crabb defeated, bald cap wearing, limited spectrum viewing ninny. |
| Posted By: DrChin Posted On: Feb 24, 2004 Views: 305 | you were saying? From Barb's 411 board: Author: barbf (---.NYCMNY83.dynamic.covad.net) Date: 02-24-04 08:21 DrChin wrote: > Methinks Barb recognizes the beauty and drama inherent > in black & white photography. > In fact, I really DO love black and white photography. It's true! :-) But any site that does such a good job of archiving parts of combative female history (and herstory) is nothing less than a treasure...as is yours. Although in hindsight, I did write this when a was completely orbital ga ga on Fluffy's finest grade-A mung powder; so whatever I write whilst in this loopy llama state is by default completely looney. Sounds like she's on my side, hehe. |
| Posted By: Field Marshall Dio Posted On: Feb 24, 2004 Views: 299 | What's that prove? Barb writes a message whilst out of her tree on silly beans and mental biscuits and regresses into a temporary state of delusional nostalgic pathology. You'll put anything in that poor woman's tea to get her to say those things you rotter! Well if we've started a mind altering game now Chin, we have on our side Private Fluffy, and believe me my laddie, Fluffy is a world expert on military mung powder strategies. Have at you! Harrumph FM Dio |
| Posted By: Rough Posted On: Feb 24, 2004 Views: 291 | Bab's Hoffa (that "other" board) If I know Bab's (aka "Beaver McFanny"), she will play it VERY close to the vest, so to speak...probably pitting the Dio and Chin forces against one another in a cunningly catty chess game for maxmimum personal advantage. She's a colorful lady...with an obvious soft spot for sepia tones! DIO/ROUGH 2004 |
http://