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| Posted By: alfonsothefan Posted On: Mar 9, 2004 Views: 313 | The Fonz' Doctor Referral to Fluffy Might I recommend Dr. Robert Mark Caulkins of Boston, MA., Orthopedic surgeon, to our bud Fluffy? According to the Boston Globe, old Doc Caulkins is a mighty fine M.D., when he's not ****-faced. Seems the boy has been suspended from practice for coming to work intoxicated. Doc Caulkins and Fluffy: This is a match made in socialized medicine heaven! Wonder if the Doc can get licensed in Canada? Hehehe atf |
| Posted By: Bear Posted On: Mar 9, 2004 Views: 310 | RE: The Fonz' Doctor Referral to Fluffy He could be our team doctor, except that he lives on the opposite coast. When our team doctor checks out an injured player he diagnoses and anesthesizes them at the same time. It's quite a scene. Of course our school board just voted to eliminate sports for next year, so my point may prove to be moot. |
| Posted By: wiseguyly69 Posted On: Mar 10, 2004 Views: 299 | Eliminating sports Bear, You're a football coach,right? I'd be preaching to the choir by saying that for some kids, sports is their outlet and only potential for a future. Wouldn't it be a nice story to see one of these multimillion $$ players come to the rescue of a sports programs? How about a multibillion $$ company,like Reebok or Nike, which blatantly rape kids of their cash, do the right thing and pay out some bread to these sports programs? It's all so sad. Wiseguy |
| Posted By: alfonsothefan Posted On: Mar 10, 2004 Views: 296 | RE: The Fonz' Doctor Referral to Fluffy Oh please Wiseguy, that maks WAYYY too much sense. Instead of the very rich bitching perhaps they could...DIP INTO THEIR WALLETS! Case in point: Lurch says we're losing jobs to 'overseas ventures' and he's right. Only thing is, why doesnt he bitch at HIS WIFE, as the Heinz Corp manufacturing plants are now 80% overseas. See what I mean. Hope L mans ok. atf |
| Posted By: JSK Posted On: Mar 10, 2004 Views: 291 | RE: The Fonz' Doctor Referral to Fluffy Yes Wiseguy that does make too much sense . Ofcourse lots of times various orgs do contribute , but its usually for a reason . They wouldn't do it just because its the right thing . Kinda cracks me up just like the "fund raising" the candidates & president are gathering . Couldn't all that money be used much better elsewhere for those who need it ? And where did these companies get this dough especially if some are the ones in troubled times ? Bear I think I heard about U'r school and actually brought it up a few posts/weeks ago on one of my many babbled posts . Not to get intrusive of course ... this happens in every state so it may not be U'rs , but figured I'd bring it up . I'm sure home economics won't be touched ? Money is no object until it needs to be spent . JSK |
| Posted By: JSK Posted On: Mar 10, 2004 Views: 290 | RE: The Fonz' Doctor Referral to Fluffy Oh and Fonz ... this doctor has a history of DUI's under his belt . I think they said 2 in the past ten years . Ofcourse anyone could make the mistake of driving when they had a little too much , but most people learn . I know I did ! I think for the record MA had a clown that had over 35 DUI's and the only way he was stopped was when he drove a mother and daughter down on a sidewalk one afternoon . Just think this doctor must have gotten himself to work somehow . JSK |
| Posted By: wiseguyly69 Posted On: Mar 10, 2004 Views: 288 | Big comps helping out... Reminds me of the drunken argument with this Phillip Morris lawyer. The only reason I bothered arguing with her was that she was semi-attractive. Belee dat, if she were not anywhere near 'worth looking at' I would never argue with a tobacco lawyer. Anyway, she went on and on about the good works PM had done in various communities. Hmm, do you think any of those acts were 'court-mandated'? Maybe, good old guilt (ya know, of killing, poisoning and sickening millions over the years) had something to do with it. Strangely, she ignored those points and continued to support, in her very own unique, droning, brainwashed way. Also reminds me of the TV ad by Miller Brewing (owned by guess who? PM) where they boasted about helping a community where there was a flood. They used their beer bottles to hold water and shipped it into the town. GReat act? Sure, but self praise is no praise... Yours in catfighting, Wiseguy GO NADER!!! |
| Posted By: legion Posted On: Mar 10, 2004 Views: 278 | RE: The Fonz' Doctor Referral to Fluffy I asked the witchdoctor, he gave me this advice. He told me: Oo Ee Oo Ah Ah, wing wang, walla walla bing bang. Postponed till thurs, damn Canuck health care. But thanks for the Advice fonz. These goofy ortho Doctors keeping telling me about sport players every time I ask for a prognosis. "So Doc, how long will I be off my feet?" Witchdoctor: "Well, I did a professional hockey player who was back skating in three weeks." "Well that's great if you're 20 year old athlete, but how about for a broken down middle aged guy like me?" Silly Doctors just want to brag about their stupid operations on celebrity sporto pro hockey players and such, as if I give a rats arse. Shuttup and fix my foot you quack before I slap ya. |