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| Posted By: alfonsothefan Posted On: Mar 14, 2004 Views: 284 | How Dare You, Dionysus! So I'm an "invalid who drools" huh? Fancy that! You type in this vicious attack on the Fonz and you expect NOT TO BE ATTCKED BACK just cuz your a curator of this internationalized rabble of wimmn abusers?!?! Hmmmm??????? Think Babs wouldn't e-mail me...hmmmmm?????? Acutually, in keeping witht the spirit of the day -- a day in which the Spanish Socialists and Commies won (!) the Fonz has officially capitulated. IOW, ya girls blouse, ya won. I am now changing in every way. From now on, I agree with you and Fluffy. I changed my name. I change from being a 'Murken to being a Lurch-like Internationalist! Ishalahmalakkim my brothers. Peace be unto you. Alfonso X |
| Posted By: Field Marshall Dio Posted On: Mar 14, 2004 Views: 282 | Official Apology Oh damn and blast, I thought that one would have slipped you by when I referred to my own staff sergeant as 'an invalid who drools'. I meant to say Fluffy, that's it, that's my defence. I actually had in mind that bearded cripple, Legion, when I was writing that piece, but due to a slight lapse in attention I put your name by mistake. Honest, no honest I was referring to the Canadian Forest Loon, I just got all confused and... and.... IT WAS GEORDIE GEORGE... he wrote it! That's it! It was him, and he should apologize! Cheers Dio |
| Posted By: alfonso X Posted On: Mar 14, 2004 Views: 279 | RE: GG Huh?! Well, how can ya trust a subordinate when the damn guys changed his na.... uh, never mind... GG huh???? Alfonso X |
| Posted By: Geordie George Posted On: Mar 14, 2004 Views: 271 | Er,....sorry sir,...... ...I did`nt mean to, er -An older boy made me do it sir, That was it,.... no sir I won`t do it again, Yes sir I see now that it was`nt big, or clever, yes sir, no sir,.....I agree sir....... yes sir, I am....a total one, yes, si-......(Wait a minute.......I ****ing DID`Nt do it this time!) Hey, screw you all! Deo, er, jeo. |
| Posted By: Dio Posted On: Mar 14, 2004 Views: 264 | Pah! You did too. |
| Posted By: Rough Posted On: Mar 14, 2004 Views: 262 | How Dare You, Dionysus! I second that emotion! I'm wathcing too, doggone it! Here I am quite sick with something bad coming out of every orifice on me and you go and say...err..whatever the hell it was you said about me. I don't have a medical journal handy but I'm assuming that you were insulting me, good sir! I therefore remove my satiny glove and gently SWAP you on the cheek.....NO, not THAT cheek you ninny! I'm mad and frankly HURT! Sniff! We were buddies, chums...amigos even. We both liked watching fetching young trollops laying into one another! Kindred spirits we were and political partners! Until I get a proper apology from you my good man, I'm afraid the "Party" is over! How can I possibly run alongside an arrogant Brit (of notable twitchiness) who would stab his running mate in the back by making unjust references to his precious bodily fluids! My God man..what would the Queen say! It's bad form! I would expect something like that from a pea brained cowboy like Bushie...but NEVER YOU! Furthermore, YOU can break the news to sweet little Vira. She's making up a SWELL banner for our next rally right now...SHE WILL BE HEARTBROKEN! I'm so incensed I may very well make direct contact with Dr. Chin! Yes, I'm so PEEVED I may just sell out to the banal, monochromatic Chin Empire! Lest you forget, I still have some saucy, top secret files out in the trunk of my car that Chin would love to get his slimy little mits on! I think you know the general content...involving you, lovely bimbettes and the various perverse things you all do in Battenberg Cake! You blasted Caligula you! DIO/ROUGH 2004 (???) Say you're sorry! |
| Posted By: Rough Posted On: Mar 15, 2004 Views: 235 | Tony brokers a peace of arse! Thank you Mr. Blair, but I certainly had no intention of getting you involved! Goodness knows you have enough to keep you busy...dancing on the end of dullard Bushie's very short leash. Sorry about the WMDs! Sheesh, WHO KNEW? But I THANK YOU for your (quasi) compassionate, (semi) sincere words about unification, love, fighting the good fight, and so on and so forth. I have calmed down a bit and the cold medicine has also worn off. So..YES, I accept Dio's apology..or rather your apology..NO, actually your apology for Dio...oh hell, I'm over it! DIO/ROUGH 2004 (Which is not to say that I wouldn't partake of the Green Fairy with Dr. Chin if the opportunity ever presents itself!) |