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| Posted By: Hutch Posted On: Apr 2, 2004 Views: 312 | Off for my secret meeting.... ...with ATF, under the pretense of working with certain Middle Easterners on a major Goverment program. Of course, the REAL reason for my journey is to check on the workings of the Most Secret Western Area Chin Counterstrike Organization (WACCO), of which the good ATF is...well, for securities sake, a high-ranking member. Our meeting will take place over several drinks and..maybe several more and..what was I talking about in the first place? |
| Posted By: Tangler100 Posted On: Apr 2, 2004 Views: 304 | I bid you a safe and worry-free trip. During your stay, please give my deepest regards to all members of the valiant WACCO for their continued loyalty and exemplary service. (Should their spirits ever need raising in times of low morale, just go back to the main page, go down three threads (to the one that says: "Finally, an ANSWER to your query"), and go to the second reply page. Keep scrolling down past the blank image spaces, till you come to their replacements. I do hereby give you permission to copy & print out these glorious photos pertaining to two members of my devoted Fan Club. Their highly amusing effects should definitely uplift anyone's downtrodden spirits in times of torturous duty.) Live long and prosper. We await your safe return, but, alas !, when duty calls, we all understand. Yours in fellowship, Tang |
| Posted By: Legion of Aragorn Posted On: Apr 2, 2004 Views: 283 | RE: Off for my secret meeting.... Yours in fellowship? Heheh, another masterpiece in foolishness from the mind that gave us "your waves are reaching my shores..." He's very prolific. Another gem on Hoffas bored the other day: "...is like trying to paddle upstream in a downstream current with a hole in your boat and no paddle." - Tang Somebody should be writing these down. I think I'll appoint my little buddy JSK to be Tongue Tanglers personal biographer. |
| Posted By: Lord Grant Posted On: Apr 2, 2004 Views: 281 | RE: Shaddup why doncha! The little fellers reaching your shores, he's welcoming you in fellowship and he's respectfully kept his boring tongue tanglerism's to a shorter degree than previous posts, thank allah. If a tanglerism tongue tangles in the trees and the trees tremble, but no one hears, is it a "true tongue tangled tanglerism?" Or is it Memorex? |
| Posted By: Tangler100 Posted On: Apr 4, 2004 Views: 244 | What is this ???...Dawn Of The Dead ???... ...or, rather,...Dawn Of The MB Duds ???... Well, well, well... If it isn't cranky, ole Lapdog Legionnaire yakkin' about somethin'... What's buggin' you now, fella ??? Had a bad dream ??? Hey, I sympathize with your foot pain, but you don't have to project your pain by blabbin' about such old stuff. "Prolific ???"..........blah, blah, and, furthermore, more blah. Can't take it anymore ???...Oh come off it. Since you're laid up, go rent out your fave video ("Network" ?), or whatever, and scream along with that character who says, "Damn it, I just can't take it anymore !!!". There. Feelin' better now ??? Quotin' me again about FreeFoolFan when practically everyone on Barb's MB (including yourself) agrees he's not persuading anyone is just provin' your wakin' up like the Dawn Of The Dud. Get yourself a footbath. (If that fails, try Chinese foot acupuncture. The needles go IN your foot, NOT your head; but, in your case, I wouldn't be surprised if you get good results doin' the reverse.) As far as Whale-Ass Wuss Grant goes, the better question is: When he goes to Florida's Whale Training Center, if nobody sees him in the pool and he farts his assaholic whale-ass gas, will his trainer feel relieved or will his ass gas relieve his trainer ??? Probably the latter. |
| Posted By: legion Posted On: Apr 5, 2004 Views: 233 | RE: Off for my secret meeting.... I didn't write it, YOU did. It's not my fault it was funny. I remember when I read that "your waves are reaching my shores" classic, oh man I was dying with laughter - one of those really good laughs where you giggle for about 10 minutes because you can't stop thinking about it. whew, that was a good one. |
| Posted By: dubya Posted On: Apr 6, 2004 Views: 219 | RE: Off for my secret meeting.... Yup, Tangey has had some great, comical posts, but "your waves are reaching my shores" is a classic. What's probably sad is that he thought he was being profound. What's funny is he was being Tangler. |