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Posted By: JSK

Posted On: May 5, 2004
Views: 338
Topic of the week pic






I didn't want this one to go un-noticed!

JSK


Posted By: JSK

Posted On: May 5, 2004
Views: 335
RE: Topic of the week pic

Friggin British peice of crap html no gooders!!! I don't know why it didn't come up unless it was too big for this pages frame?
Heres the url link instead.
(cut and paste like Leege does all his thoughts: )~

http://consumptionjunction.com/downloads/cj_34822.jpg

JSK


Posted By: JSK

Posted On: May 6, 2004
Views: 318
RE: Topic of the week pic

Holy Christ!!!!
I can't believe a major corporation would run a commercial like that? Talk about career/company suicide.

I'm sure if they changed it around abit it would be just fine . For example ......

Same intro, but its a guy in a ski mask.
Obviously a thief?
As he goes to reach in the window it shuts on his arms and as he falls back they come apart inside the car leaving him armless.
He falls to the ground flailing around pathetically as the credits roll.

OR...
the alternate ending of it -
Same thing happens to the unlucky bastard.
He falls to the ground flailing around pathetically until outta the sky a cammando helicopter comes by and shoots him completly dead.

Hell, if they couldnt sell it as an add for "an evil twin" type of car like they did they could atleast say some of our proceeds go to the fight against terrorism.

But, really if it were a person for some reason people wouldn't mind as much.
That is until some little kid sticks his head in one & suddenly the family goes after them for either putting the idea into his head or to tell them to end the add outta respect for them.

Kinda like dog fighting and people fist fighting.
You let a dog go after another and you'll get locked up. You stage an event where people are fist fighting and you'll get a slap on the wristes. (thank God in a way only because (and incase U didn't know)
I like that ****!

Maybe us guys should make a stand against all the "kicked in the nuts" humor we see all over the tele. Turn it around and make it a dog or cat and we're talking outrage!!!
"I can't believe they kicked Spot in the balls for that Rebok commercial!"

That makes me think about this site I checked out a few weeks back. You would have loved it. Crazy stuff just like that. I'll take a look around ... tehehe.

First laugh of the day. Thanks Leege.
Meow!

JSK


Posted By: Tangler100

Posted On: May 6, 2004
Views: 310
U WANT THE SPCA AMPUTATIN' UR BUTT ???

BA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA ! ! ! ! ! !

Damn ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

THAT was a helluva good n' funny video commercial.

Laugh-o-meter rating (0 to 10, 0 = total disaster, 10 = Super Hilarious): 9.5

JSK's got the right idea: I would have given ya' a 10 if the victim had been a human thief (because a trained animal CAN be used to commit a crime).

Not so sure about your "reasoning" ability there, Lego, but this time the block on your shoulders has done well.

I just hope your image isn't amputated by the animal-rights people.

So go buy a SportKa and carry on.


Posted By: Harry

Posted On: May 6, 2004
Views: 300
Weakest point



Posted By: Tangler100

Posted On: May 6, 2004
Views: 293
(Sorry, no go.)

[Sorry, my good man Harry, but this pic just isn't that funny--not just because of the subject; but rather because it just doesn't have that famous Harry-esque-seeking humor that you're otherwise so well-known for. Like, sex with the Prez ???

C'm-o-o-o-o-o-o-n, that subject died out with Clinton and Monica Lewinsky.....YOU (friendly emphasis) can do BETTER !!! ;-) ;-) ;-)]

Hang in there.

Tang


 

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