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| Posted By: alfonsothefan Posted On: Jun 18, 2004 Views: 304 | Before They Start Calling her a 'Tigress'... ...and you know 'they' will; Mother Teresa Heinz Kerry's remarks that she is "cheeky, sexy...blah,blah,blah..." is apt to inspire most of you nerds of the left who are infected with way too much testesterone to note that she "would make a great 'catfighter', 'boxer', 'rassklerette'" ad nauseum. Please, spare me. I get the picture. Peeps: SHE'S 65 FRIGGEN YEARS OLD!! Older than Nancy Reagan was when she entered the White House with you know who. Older than Eleanor Roosevelt for God's sake, when she was first the first lady. She's just another whacko who notes that she thinks we're in the first stages of the great slobal warming (or is it a cooling...hmmm....can't remember...) No, this isn't a plug for Bush or another swat at Kerrykins (married to this TRUE Africian-Amercan--hey, she was born in Africa-- how many blacks you know were actually born there??), he has enough on his plate running for furh...er, Prez & having to sleep with his benefactor & the object of his big gigiolo heart is enough to keep me on the sidelines. All I'm asking is that you guys and anyone on the other boreds I frequent (not too frequently lately, I must say) please keep in mind that NO we don't need to fantisize about, think of or have hot flashes concerning Ms. H-K. Please. If anyone starts this sorta crap, I swear I'll stay around even longer. That oughtta do it hehehe... btw, to those in the USA: Foreign + Rude does NOT = Exotic Belee dat atf |
| Posted By: legion Posted On: Jun 18, 2004 Views: 299 | RE: Before They Start Calling her a 'Tigress'... Uh, just to clue you in Fonz, but we johnny foreigners really don't follow your goofy Murkin elections all that close. Nor do we care, or think it will make any difference to us who gets elected warlord in your disaster of a country. Would you like to see Missus Blair in a catspat? Do you even know what she looks like? Have you seen 'Grumpier Old Men?' You telling me you wouldn't like to ref a match between Sophia and Ann Margaret? (without jumping in yourself, that is...) That's what I thought. Case dismissed. Next. |
| Posted By: alfonsothefan Posted On: Jun 18, 2004 Views: 296 | RE: Before They Start Calling her a 'Tigress'... Ohmygawd....Sophia vs Ann-Margaret?! Oy vey!!!!!! Quick question: Is it me, or do the old (50's-60's-70's) wimmin movie types just seem so damn HOT compared to the more modern but seemingly slutty types like J-Lo and all? I mean, whatabout Brigette Bardot versus Gina Lollabrigitta? Or, Liz (from 1958-59) versus Marilyn? Or Raquel Welsh versus ...oh...ANYONE! Now, we have 'Sex in the City' and quadra-sexual Madonna and the chick who played a lawyer and appears to be in the final stages of anorexia. Geez. OK, I'm old, but I like the idea that Zsa Zsa would only have sex with her hubby. See, you & I, lman, bygawd, we'd STILL have a chance, since she married maybe about 30 times, including to her personal valet and abuncha other putz'. What chance does anyone have with Halle Barrie?! NONE, unless you're a porno star with a dick like Holmes, a face belonging on GQ and a bank account rivaling George Soros. Belee dat |
| Posted By: legion Posted On: Jun 18, 2004 Views: 294 | RE: Before They Start Calling her a 'Tigress'... Whelp, the new babes certainly are babe-o-liscious, but those old hags who are still hot in our memory are way hotter, I agree. Now they show more skin than ever, which I can't complain about, but there is something to be said for leaving some things to the imagination. I don't know why that is, but I would suggest the forbidden puritanical 'Father KNows Best' aspect of the times we grew up in (50, 60's compared to now) are what made them that way to us. Sort of like how we have become desensitized to violence in movies - Psycho looks tame by modern standards, but was shocked audiences at the time who had never seen anything like it before. Same with nudity. |
| Posted By: alfonsothefan Posted On: Jun 18, 2004 Views: 291 | RE: Before They Start Calling her a 'Tigress'... Vio`lence. Oh yes, most of the movies do "reflect" what we see every day. It's a vicious cycle, really. We have wars; we make flicks about wars; peeps wanna feel the excitement'; we make more stupid asz cinema's portaying the 'nobility' of it all. Guess I might as well share my 'psychobabble' experience with you for a chuckle or two. The VA Noggin MD was asking how often I've been in physical 'altercations', to which I replied "very seldom, especially since the brain tumor, the cancer and all..." (God, did I have to push back the urge to ask that old Bill Murrayesque "no, but I'm willing to learn; will you guys teach me here how to beat up people in my condition?") Then, he asked if I watch many WWII flicks. No sh*t. Anyway, I said "no, I hate war and war movies." Then he asked if I hated (swear to God) ...if I hated.. "Asians" hehehehe... after a few seconds of laughter I replied "no, cuz it'd be hard seeing as my granddaughter is part-Asian and all". He was NOT amused. He saw NOTHING amusing in my reply. That's where the trouble begins. Few if any see the banality and idiocy of it all. Sad, really. Still, there's plenty of fresh body's and brain's left to analyze and rate. I'm merely yesterdays newspaper, but I'm smart enough to know it. As you would say and I'm sure the Doc did: Next! atf |
| Posted By: Bear Posted On: Jun 18, 2004 Views: 281 | RE: Before They Start Calling her a 'Tigress'... Well ATF, I guess that other than our love for fvf action and our good looks we have something else in common. The big buzz phrase in education these days is "celebrate diversity." Gimme a break. Anyway, early this year, the school district brings in this elitist liberal consultant whose charge it is to improve our curriculum and teaching methods by including units on diversity and tolerance, yadda yadda yadda. Anyway, this Birkenstock-wearing, know it all tries to put the Bear to the test one day in a meeting. I mean, why not? After all, I'm white. I'm male. I coach football. (3 strikes in her book.) So, she asks me very pointedly, "And how do YOU celebrate diversity, Mr. Bear?" My response, "I play with my grandkids, and what do you do?." Case closed. |
| Posted By: atf Posted On: Jun 19, 2004 Views: 269 | RE: Ah Yes, Diversity in Cali Yes sir, Bear-sahn, you California guys have the world pretty jealous--if you happen to like your Hamas garb with tassel in Irvine, your NVA poster in LA and your illegal marriage license in Frisco. I still like the more subtle approach to my 'shock & aweing' of gubmint types. Like telling the VA shrink that I had pistol whupped some 12th street motown version of a Columbian overlord puke wannabee in the VFW (Very Few Whites) in '89 ...over ... ah... didn't matter; damn Filipino fretted for minutes that I was being "too honest." (Guess he musta 'broke in' during the Clinton era) So I lied to him to make him happy... Like when he asked if I presently had a gun. Hey, I'm no fool. I do NOT believe he was asking this question as a survey for the NRA. But, I could be wrong. atf |
| Posted By: Geordie Posted On: Jun 19, 2004 Views: 262 | "Nerds of the left with way too much testosterone" ....so, "macho nerds", then. |
| Posted By: legion Posted On: Jun 19, 2004 Views: 259 | RE: Before They Start Calling her a 'Tigress'... Fonzie thinks Iraq is bogus. I wonder, knowing what he knows now, if Vietnam happened again today and he was the right age, would Fonzie go? Hell no he won't go. Canada, here he comes. Cause Iraq is another Vietnam. Scumbag 'Leadership' lied us into it, more for the benefit of the Pentagon and the MIC than the American people. No clear objective, no exit strategy, can't tell the enemy from the people they came to 'liberate', guerilla war again, no uniformed armies standing across the field from each other, My Lai and Abu Ghraib. A monsterous but outdated mechanized army stomping another nearly defenseless country still in the Bronze Age. (outdated? one nuke trumps the whole thing) The United States should declare war on false pretext, might save them a pile of tax dollars. |
| Posted By: JSK Posted On: Jun 19, 2004 Views: 254 | we always called her "rich whore" Who cares what Kerry's bitch wife has to say. Infact, after November noone will care what John himself has to say let alone his main squeeze. He'll be old news and forgotten. His history in New England will also be forgotten. Maybe he should take some pointers of what to do after a failed career just like Micheal Dukakis. And Kerry's wife can hang with Kitty and drink all the grain alcohol that want. Hopefully they will fight and scratch each others eyes out. JSK |
| Posted By: alfonsothefan Posted On: Jun 20, 2004 Views: 239 | RE: Before They Start Calling her a 'Tigress'... I won't lie to you, Legion. I never have so I won't now. In 1968 I was pretty much a pacifist. I hated the Vietnam War. Deep down however, I had dreams of glory and such rot. I dunno...maybe it's just that, as I get older, I see that 'glory' is a sense that trumps all others. I backed our troops in Iraq for the very reason that, when I got home, hell, no one cared. I envied -- envied, for Christ's sake -- people who were 'spit upon'. At least they were noticed. Acknowledged. Now, I see that war is a very complex matter. One that needs to be used specifically. For example: If a killer & his band of accomplises run to your part of town, do I 'BOMB' the entire area? I think not. Understand, I still support the troops. Most do the best they can. They will receive my full attention. I will NOT honor the bastard neo-cons who sent them there. I believe we should have stayed in Afghanistan and said so on the other 'bored'. To answer your question: No, I would not. Not exactly for the ideas you may be thinking of, but no - I would NEVER 'serve' again/allow myself to be used...by any nation/state. atf |